Trump you went a bridge too far when he insulted Australia. You have gone so far as to force the Australian and emu peoples into alliance. You have broken your word and refused to honour the deal to take our asylum seekers. This was a very good deal.
You crossed a line you orange poofta, prepare for a barrage of weaponised shitposting and elite emu operators. As we speak elite Abo petrol sniffers are being deployed to disrupt your drilling operations and thus destabilize the petrodollars.
We will not rest until we have destroyed your nation, salted your earth and carried off your thicc young women.
AMERICANS, you can beg, you can cry you can scream, but nothing can save you from us.
>Australians are actually supporting their libshit PM
Joshua Scott
you know we're gonna send special forces at night to cut the fence and let the emu out right?
Easton Rodriguez
Watch it Paki, when we are done with the burgers you are next.
Henry Brooks
Your country is united now, and you don't have to fear the emu menace anymore.
7D chess. Apologize.
Aiden Gonzalez
I guess we just have to send the refugees to canada like the original plan was.
The refugee island can still hold them for a few years either way.
Asher Lewis
The emus are as angry at trump as everyone else. Trump is turning down a great deal, the emus are full as well and can't support boat people. America will take these Muslims freely or they shall be forced to do so.
Jaxon Taylor
>*teleports behind you* >*unsheathes alliance*
heh, nothin personnel...bruce
Carson Davis
nothing would make me more happy than watching these 2 shitty countries go to war
do it australia
DO IT!
Brody Butler
please what can i do to make you not destroy us
Levi Wood
>Australia If you weren't a shitposter I'd laugh at you
Adam Sanders
You are ruled by women.
Once we finish with drumpf we are becoming a republic. Kiss your dreams of empire goodbye cuck.
Zachary Williams
>America will take these Muslims freely yea don't hold your breath waiting for that
>or they shall be forced to do so. HAHAHAHAHAHA
also I think I ear a dingo eating your baby
Charles Hughes
And here we have non white country #1 thinking it has any authority calling other countries shit.
I keked
Caleb Nelson
no aussie, no!
Elijah Carter
There is nothing you can do. Trump made mistake when he insulted Australia. UC Berkeley riots are orchestrated by ASIO (Our elite spy organization). You are watching the start of war.
We Australians demand respect. We are more than mere banter merchants. Once we have crushed Drumpf and fought the United Kaliphate we shall liberate the Falklands and usher in a 1000 year Aussie imperium.
Sure, I don't think America would mind gaining another island. War it is!
Landon Barnes
>post yfw an elite division of emus carries out an amphibious landing on Hawaii
Lucas Hill
Those brave emus started the fire. They did not die in vain. You however will, unless tour president bends over and agrees to take our Muslim criminals.
Ryder Nguyen
Is this really how Aussies talk when they're plastered. I know, they're only sober for an hour a day, but still.
Julian Wilson
>thicc young women We've been warned, lads.
Noah Roberts
reported to EDF.
They're breaking through this fence soon. Every last Australian man will be killed and your women and children taken as slaves.
There is still a chance to escape.
Joseph Green
>orchestrated by ASIO (Our elite spy organization).
(so elite in fact that I have to put it in parenthesis so you know who the fuck they are)
Ayden Williams
We are truly fucked.
Is there no turning back?
Luke Brooks
1 Aussie is worth 1000 Americans. How many white americans are left anyway 5%?
Parker Hill
What?
No more Aussie Rulez Futbol and Foster's and uggs?
We will be okay.
Pic related.
Do your part and take some of these niggers off of our hands, OzBro.
Jose Ward
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Charles Foster
>UK & US
Ryan Anderson
Hope you're happy now, America.
Benjamin Robinson
Now now, Son, your Brother was just throwing around a few cheeky bantz, so cool it.
Don`t make me come over there
Xavier Roberts
Emus are on our side this time Muhammad. Emus hate Muslims just like any true blue Aussie. Emus are being deployed to the west coast of the USA as we speak. So elite that you only just heard of them. They taught the Cia everything they know.
Asher Parker
still not strong enough to beat an emu
Thomas Cooper
>t. hong in melbourne desperately sweating that his middle class chink family will be back to rice farming in the next 4 years
Oliver Thomas
ATTENTION DRUMP, YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR PATHETIC NATION FROM ASSURED DESTRUCTION, TAKE THE DEAL.
Jaxson Evans
kek You can't even talk a big game, faggot.
Isaiah Roberts
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Wyatt Jackson
I think this.
would be best 51st state, since Cantata never hit puberty.
Puto Ricko needs to be given to Messico anyway
Camden Thomas
your funeral
Zachary Gonzalez
I love how triggered Australians are, even if most of you are just pretending.
Julian Bailey
>I don't know that there's desert in the US kek
Jeremiah Diaz
Yeah shame it is full of spics and injans who wont fight for the orange Hitler.
Ethan Gutierrez
>LARPing this good Damn, I almost already forgot what is real shitposting
Isaiah Morris
the original one said finland
Brody Lee
>Tries to avoid being trapped by his own ignorance, by attacking our spic population Let's not get started on undesirables clogging up nations. Last I checked, you fags had the same problem.
Luke Russell
my sides
Jason Morales
Fuck trump.
Jacob Rivera
...
Evan Baker
...
Benjamin Perez
>the length he went to >Implying almost half the US isn't a massive amount kek that's great user
Ryan Powell
>only almost half the US thats cute
Brandon Stewart
Oh no what will we do?
Colton Cook
i like trump cause he's pro-israel
Ryder Mitchell
its over for you cunts you had better put a bullet in ya mums and ya kid brothers because we are coming
Jeremiah Howard
Poor little white american girl volume 7: Return of the Abo
Austin Brown
A fucking emu
David Powell
>Meme Civil War 2017
Carson Jones
Its all bantz m8, u mad?
Kek imma call up Britain and we'll all have a giggle about Sheila's being mad
Luis Allen
Fuck the emus, what'll we do when they sick the kangaroos on us?!
Jaxon Smith
#TeamTrump Turnbull was wrong to conspire with Obama to swap our illegal immigrany Muslims for your illegal immigrant MS-13 gang members, a lose-lose deal.
Trump saved us both. Deport illegal immigrants back to their 3rd world shitholes. Don't force them on other Whote countries.
Cameron Gutierrez
that is a man you idiot
Jack Jenkins
Oh s-sorry.
Wyatt Thompson
>Australia got to be global headline news for a few hours
Senpai finally noticed us
Asher Hill
anything but the emus
Jack Lewis
Have your president honour his word and take our muslims.
Jonathan Flores
Trump hasn't said that the deal is off, he said he has to honor the obligations of former governments and respect the almighty Australian alliance.
I imagine Turnbull will be gone soon, his polling is unfavourable and now the liberal party is losing votes (and MPs) to the far-right so if they have any smarts, they'll let Cory Bernardi take over.
Jacob Price
Bernardi's a massive jewboy and I'll never vote for him
He'll sell us out in minutes
Owen Rogers
>implying you won't be nuked along with those filthy chinks
Christopher Campbell
Canada is full of Ozzy refugees already...
Jace Green
Go huff some petrol with your abo boyfriend and fucked by your emu daddy, Bruce.
We'll turn your literal prison country into a sheet of irradiated glass if you fuck with us ever.
Levi Morgan
We will leave no male burger alive. We will feed your women to the Abo's. They will learn to worship Aussie cock. Many such cases already. This is a very good deal for both nations. Sad.
Jonathan White
Release the emus.
Noah Gutierrez
Only suburban and rural retards voted for Malcolm Turnbull. You can't be a friend of emu, unless you live in a city.
Blake Thomas
Poop on Australia!!!! POOP!!!!!!!!
Adam Lee
Now hold on. I am not going anywhere.
Remember to Turnbull vote for first Australian president. (flashes toothy grin)
Sebastian Martinez
>salted Like your face, with tears.
Elijah Ramirez
calling your mother
Elijah Baker
> We Australians demand respect.
Only Straya'n I ever respected died doing what he loved, and the rest of you bitter cunts hated him.
Nolan Nguyen
its funny cuz its not us
Camden Johnson
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Nicholas Stewart
Steve was assassinated by Americans. It was a cover up.
Ian Green
Spiderniggers*
Justin Rivera
Leafs cannot, I repeat, cannot shitpost.
Sadly this thread is not a joke.
Hudson Jackson
Fuck off kangaroo fucker
Eli Clark
op wicked-cunt was cleared and executed by all appropriate channels, though it's overall goal and inability to recover the agent is why top analysts class it as a general failure.
Liam Anderson
Emu's barely even register a nuclear weapon
Julian Hill
Australia and Israel are friends that is why.
Liam Lee
OP
Go neck yourself. I wouldn't mind betting you're from a southern state that loves the 3rd world cock
Oliver Brooks
> t. Time traveller
Jayden Lopez
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Elijah Jones
Is this bait?
This is bait.
Easton Brown
*click*
Zachary Jenkins
DELETE THIS THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE STRAYAN PEOPLE
Logan Cruz
The advance squad is already on the way.
Aiden Harris
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Connor Ramirez
>They'll never make a glorified movie about your posts
