The earthquakes and shakeups around the globe are getting progressively closer to the US. First it was New Zealand and Australia, then it was Japan, then it was Central America. If it gets to North America, it might trigger a super volcano. Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone and fish have been found dead. We have two weeks left.
02/14/17 - A day we must fear
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Hope Cali falls in to the ocean
High Level Event prediction is possible now thanks to our "colliders". Why did I bring that up? Because according to the even predictions, there won't be a major natural disaster for at least 50 years. I know, bummer, but you'll still have your hurricanes and earthquakes here and there...
The one that is predicted, will happen in one of the major cities, and it will be unlike any other in human history.
This.
>Has friends in California
Is it a worthwhile sacrifice?
Trump's gonna build a wall along the Mississippi.
what will it be and in which city
>Has friends in Commie-fornia
>Is a leaf
Go figure
Yes.
t. California
It's literally on the map In the OP.
>Be a NEET cuck who's going to be alone on the jewliday of love
>End is nigh
Kay
i meant the one in one of the major cities nigger
Me too
L.A., faggot.
Who is this semen demon?
Elizabeth Anne
My digits say Yellowstone will erupt.
Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone and fish have been found dead. We have two weeks left.
its becuz ur mom fucked em all
My lowercase father lives there. Its worth it even so. He'll go to heaven.
>tfw South Florida
kiss my ass fuckers, no ash for me
I'm remembering about that user with digits saying either tsunamis or Yellowstone would destroy 85% of humanity. I'm worried, goys.
Oy jew failed
thats was me!
if Im lying may I not get digits
Nah
see, kek guides the way
>implying it wouldn't be better to die quickly the first day rather than survive while 90% of the living things in the US die leaving you to starve to death
Thanks for the reminder, I still need to buy a gift and make plans for V Day!
>implying Florida wont be fine
we got oranges for miles dude
ash aint getting past orange skin
GREETINGS 4 CHAN USERS, IT IS ME ANONYMOUS FROM THE FUTURE.
I AM COMING BACK FROM 3/20/2018, WE HAVE PERFECTED TIME TRAVEL
> I AM HERES TO TELL YOU THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
REMEMBER THAT MAYAN CALENDER SHIT WERE Sup Forums TURNED TO /X/ FOR A DAY AND ALL THE OTHER CONSPIRACIES?
NOT REAL,
However, things to tell you about the future:
EU falls apart, well there currency devalues so much that Germany tries to bail everyone out and essentially goes bankrupt.
Syria's civil war ended, Isis is scrapped entirely after a coalition of Russian and America's "United Fronts" campaign.
Economy is doing better, but people are upset about Roe v. Wade being overturned and California is in open defiance of it, and it actually helps their economy with and underground abortion market.
17 states have legalized marijuana.
Louisiana has the moving of a shit ton of people because Federal disaster relief money dries up because Trump isn't going to pay for people to live "Only to have their homes flooded over and over"
Israel sucks more than it does not, after we moved embassy to Jerusalem the Palestinians went fucking apeshit, it's like a mini civil war with Iran pretty much funding it.
THAT IS ALL FOR FUTURE, GOOD BYE POL CHAN
God damnit, that's the day before the out door shooting range opens up.
>Sup Forums shilling for yellowstone again
Why do we do this every few months?
fuck of back to /x/
champ
t. Paranoid innawoods survivalist
WHERE IS DE PROOFS?
>starve to death
pussies starve, men take what they need.
in the wasteland the weak shall fear the strong again
You didn't read my post,
It is never happening, I'm just a shitty time traveler from Tribune Kansas,
>because Trump isn't going to pay for people to live "Only to have their homes flooded over and over"
Fuck, this just became plausible
Prove you're right post sports results so I can make money off of gambling
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT, IT IS CALLED THE BIFF TANNEN RULE! WE CANT HAVE BACK TO THE FUTURE II ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
> I ATTEMPT TO SHIT IN THE PAST TO INTRODUCE NEW BACTERIA TO INCREASE THE PACE OF A SUPERBUG.
>he thinks he's /x/ material because I told him to fuck off back to /x/
I DO NOT NEED TO BE RIDICULED BY THE POLISH.
JOKE: How did the German's take Poland so fast?
> Marched in Backwards, Dump Pols Thought they were leaving.
pussy anint nothing but meat on a bone
you can fuck it
or suck it
or leave it alone
btw your mom, wife, sister and daughter just got fucked by me.
Where is my fuckin wall?
Eh, It's being built but it's reinforced concrete and in some areas it's just a fence, it's not as impressive as we all hoped but sanctuary cities are a thing of the past. Trump attached it to Education funding and that got everyone to back the fuck off.
He did make a more streamline system for mexican migrant workers because he understands the value migrant farmwork plays in america. So liberals are kinda confused now since he has done some good things too.
There will be no wall, drumpf will get impeached
>So liberals are kinda confused now since he has done some good things too.
in other words...if these bolshevik commie leftist fucks dont want to starve off by the millions like they did back in the glorious USSR they better learn to tip pedro either way.
good to know
No, but he does get to pick a new supreme court justice since Ginsberg retired. Democrats were pissed but people respected that she did "her time on the court" so she kinda was ridiculed but not as bad as it could be.
>High Level Event prediction is possible now thanks to our "colliders".
What do you mean by this?
Hardon collider, nothing happens, it's bullshit /x/
you mean it doesnt collide hardons? like it advertises?
good thing I never invested any of my zloty into that bullshit scam
Stop making Poland look retarded
In the numbers jimmy
b...but poland is retarded, like all zionist occupied "countries"...including YOURS!
countries like, Iran isnt retarded
you know why?
because zionist do not occupy it and deliberately dumb the people living there down
Oh no, 3-10 mm of ash! whatever will I do??? I'm /totallyfucked/!!!!
You'll starve to death because farming would be impossible.
Oh please don't get my hopes up!!!
Jesus needs to come soon, this place has gotten outta hand.....
PSL represent
you do realize one of the healthiest fertilizers on the planet is vulcanic ash?
pull out a ruler. You see the side that says inches? Look across from that. Yeah, that's centimeters. Guess what, a MILLIMETER is 1/10 of a centimeter. I know, shocking huh? It's like a whole 'nother language...
Anyway, I'll let you take a break here because your fucking ant brain is probably boiling in your skull because of all this new info I'm throwing at you like I'm Zeus and you're some bitch I got pregnant.
Okay, you back on track? Now, look at the centimeter side of the ruler (we went over where it is). See all the little dashes between the centimeters? Here comes the big kicker....
THOSE ARE MILLIMETERS! Now, again, sorry for blowing your mind harder than your mom blew me last weekend but we have important things to discuss on this board and I don't have time to be teaching all of you hooked on phonics so deal with it buttercup.
Count out three of those millimeters for me. Pretty fucking small huh? Got an idea of how long that is? Good. Now, imagine there's a 3 millimeter coating of ask on you. Pretty much got it?
Okay now pretend like you just blew on the ash and it fucking flew away like ash does. WOWEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!!!
Those areas get more than 3 millimeters of snow per year and crops do just fine. Ash is 1000x easier to blow off than fucking snow so you're retarded and this thread is retarded, congratulations!
>tfw you're comfy in northern ontario
>americunt btfo by retard volcanoe
02/14/17
So valentine's is gonna be hot fir Americans eh?
Lava is in the air.
Molten chocolate takes on new meaning
I hope u die tonight
What's the mantle polan?
I'm just saying that this will make America a melting pot again.
No need to get crusty over it.
I can always smell a kraut diaspora
even all the way on the other side of the planet
Wot? I don't have gender dysphoria
Post volcanoes America would be a real hotpot for vacation