GERMANY YES!

Germany starts paying up to €1,200 to asylum-seekers who go back home

So how many Romanian Syrians are going to apply?

None, we are busy fighting and protesting our government.
Hans should too due to the fact that the money will come from his pocket

kek

much cheaper than if they stay.

>take offer
>leave to some east euro shithole
>change name from ahmed to mahmoud
>change age from 19 to 15
>go back to germany
>get free housing and aryan pussy
>repeat

Now what's stopping them from coming back 15 days after getting their share of gibmedat?

12,000 Euros would work. 1,200 is way too little. Doesn't Norway pay 10,000?

If we wanted half a million out of Germany, it would just cost 5 billion, with a 10k incentive ... but only if they left in the next 3 months.

KEK

I'm sure no one will abuse that at all.

thats fuckng nothing. The cost of forcing them to leave are like €30.000pp with a chartering a plane and multiple cops escorting everyone in the middle of the night. And that only works if they haven't got a doctors note for a cold or keep overflowing our justice system with fraudulent lawsuits against the state.

And when the same came back again?

Wow €1,200 just to make the trip to Europe again?

>Mimick a bad acent
>Get paid 1200€
>Move back to """"Homecountry""""
>Burn pass
>Pay 200~300€ to get back
>Cash 1200€ again
>repeat

I guess but that will lure more into the country for gibs,and due to the fact that most enter undocumented they could easy say they are from other countries each time.

Plus you are literally paying them to come and to leave and to come and to leave until you die

>get over here and you get 1.2k for not doing anything
yes this will end well

what about the 3 million Turkroaches living in Germany ?

MERKEL MUSS WEG

come and leave and come and leave is much better than come and come and come and come

I wonder about the idenfication process too, we can take fingerprints though, so if they are still the same person the next time it will be visible.

I also don't think 1,200 € is that much of an incentive compared to the existing one - unlimited welfare for life. Often they have to pay quite a high sum to people smugglers to get here.

Or they could simply stay and collect more than that every month in benefits. Even the Somalians aren't dumb enough to take that deal.

trip to urope much more expensive than € 1.200. They are being paid for leave to africa or central asia. plane ticket is on us too of course.

that's like 2 months on swedish welfare?

our pakis. We tried to school them turkish so they can go back home. Of course this program was sabotaged in favour of "integration".

Why are people being paid to leave Germany? Can someone fill me in on why this is happening? Too many refugees?

this poster gets it.

If we want immigrants to take the bait we would have to be like Norway: real risk of being removed and bigger bait money.

Turks are leaving Germany.

It's like the Polish here in the UK...

Sie mussen sterben Deutsche Nazi

that is only if you get asylum and the wait is a few years now since so many mudslimes are clogging up the system

/thread

>be undocumented syrian refugee
>get 1500€
>cross border
>cross back
>get more moniez

good, at least it's harder to leech now.

Are they? :/

A bullet costs .50 cents you cuck.

fpbp

This means go back straight thru turkey and hope to be one of the preferred Syrians who is allowed to make its way to Germany?

>Take 1.5 mil people literally because "We can do it!" and pay for their upkeep
>oh shit, your ratings go down, as terror attacks go up
>pay them money to leave
And they said Germans are good with money.

DO IT

>Romanian protests

Why tho? Is it Dracula related?

yeah man. Bad news.

Dracula-fest was cancelled.

oh please. They try to pull that "mexicans are actually leaving the US", bullshit on us all the time. Even if its true that lots of seasonal worker, agrosalves are leaving, we still have to deal with the much larger issue of their fat, welfare recipient, legal hellspawn.

You cucks have the exact same issue with your brown people

Dont be scared little doggo, Dracula wuz good guy!

Sorry to be autist but you say Germany yes! when they do multicultural shit

kek

This is fucking extortion
If you had any balls, you'd round them up on a prison bus and drop them off in the middle of the syrian desert.

>Paying people to go away
Don't act surprised when they come back and ask for more money, so they can return again.

The Brits did this, and it didn't work out at all.

Fucking retarded bürgers should pay their debts.
Deutschebank is almost dead as well as fucking CreditSwiss and several important banks in Italy. EU is fucked up.
They think it's all just a fucking joke and if they just ignore it - it will go away itself.
No, it won't and it's not a joke, it's serious. Economy is overheated, especially in retarded Bürgerland.
Let's see in a few years how these retarded cunts are gonna sing with their stupid acting, big welfare, rapefugees, very fucking interesting initiatives, you can't act like an idiot for a long time - finally you end up in a bloody mess.
Fuck you retarded krauts, hope you all die.

Can we use the 1200€ per fugee for ammunition and just execute them one by one?

How many billions of Euros are Germans going to lose just because they couldn't say "Go away, you can't come in here"? I mean, really, what was the point of accepting all these refugees again?

What i dont get is this, and im willing to be educated if im wrong

>I heard that Germany was a youth problem
>They gather rapefugees to work and make a balance
>Rapefugees rape
>Dont work and only on gibs
>Meahwhile the german youth that is already working are getting ripped off by paying bigger taxes
>Youth work to pay taxes for the old to have pensions
>Youth work to pay taxes for the rapefugees
>Youth have to work harder to pay rapefugees to leave
>Rapefugees come back for gibs and rape

Like what the fuck

>Belarus is shitposting again

1200 euros is a fortune in shitholistan, it's more than the average annual income.

...

VOTE AfD

voting either linke or the schulz

That's not going to do the trick. They need to be aprheneded, deported, and given a little bit of dough to get them started. It's likely more than they had when they left.

If you vote "linke or the schulz" you vote for Volkstod.

Cuck.

Just another part of draining finances from the west. Holland has been giving away millions to Moroccans turks etc.
you can control stuff if you have the money.

>If you feed them, they will come back.

Why would they leave they get that every month if they stay

DOIT JUST DOIT

Nice

that's okay

it doesn't hurt us much so I guess we are to some degree
didn't end well the last time

>I wonder about the idenfication process too, we can take fingerprints though, so if they are still the same person the next time it will be visible.

And?
What's Murkel gonna do about that?

>hey, muhamed, you were here already and got your free money

>now what are we gonna do?
>a) jail you and pay way more
>b) give you more free money to get rid of you ... again
>c) will keep you here w/o money, so you will go criminal

...

They will give refugees €1,200 to fuck off

>cherry picking
search for Akif Pirincci and the Yerli brothers
Turks are 5% European after all

>collect money
>go home
>come back easily because Germany is that cucked
>agree to leave again
>collect money
>rinse
>repeat

Getting them out is more important than money.

yes
the autist will finally kill himself.
Another reason to vote AfD

jesus christ can they welfare state not fucking die already?

>Getting them out is more important than money.

We could also keep them here.
Forever.

>Deutsche Bank
>German

>CreditSWISS
>EU

lmao dumb ruskie

A fine point, $1,300 is paltry in comparison to the cost of keeping them there.

Unless you want to dump them into the ocean or something.

>€1,200
Best smartphones are way more expensive than that nowadays

Finally - we are starting to see more and more well crafted memes coming from German bros.

Keep up the pace, user.
>more pithy memes

>reparations
>repatriations

This would be a good thing if it's a new government fixing the fuckups of the past. But it's the same government inviting them over and then giving them money to go back so it makes no sense.

I can get a flight to Germany for 500 burgers. I could make a good living just going to apply for asylum, getting a check and then coming back the next day. This might be better than autism bucks.

The only thing they should offer is a free helicopter ride

they can teach us how to fuck german girls :3

visit krautchan /rvss/

german meme source

>implying you speak a language other than english

are they?
I have a 980ti and a 6700k and my PC didnt cost that much.

t h i s

Lmao remember when France foolishly gave gypsies 100 euros or some shit to come back to Romania and the gypsies took it, came back, and immediately boarded a plane back to France?

I forgot about the government money for that.

>implying I need to

I want political asylum from that monster Trump.

sure that'll work

Germany NO!
You need to become a multicultural country, remember you were ebil nazis and nazis were very multicultural, you want to honor your traditions

So much this.
Germany cucking itself more.

Thanks for the tip. Saved.

>mfw i take the money and dont leave

how much does germany give them per month? once you invite roaches into your house, why would they want to leave if you send them home with some crumbs?

Like €1,200 is going to convince anybody to return to the shithole that they come from.

In reality this sum would barely cover the travel expanses for them to return to said shitholes.

Who in their right mind actually think that this is an incentive!?!??!!?!?!!?!?!?!

I hate this country so much.

>Best smartphones
>my PC didnt cost that much
It's about smartphones, not PCs

300€, free food, free housing

LÜGENPRESSE

gypses must be dumb as fuck or are plane tickets free over there?

>get paid 1,200
>leave
>come back
>get paid 1,200
>leave
>come back