My commie farther just found out about my copy of Mein Kampf

My commie farther just found out about my copy of Mein Kampf
What do

Kill him, commies aren't people.

Kill him

Kill him he isn't even human

Tu was dein Führer dir zeigte.

do what thy leader has shown thou.

Say you're just reading it for the historical value. Family before politics.

Don't lie about anything, tell him the whole truth. Communists aren't human btw.

Kill yourself

Kill him then kill yourself

Explain to him you both believe in competing failed leftist dogma.

kill yourself then kill him

Borrow a helicopter.

Kill him, yourself, then me

Rape him

FPBP

Get his noggin joggin by asking him what race makes up the vast majority of the global elite that profit from the work of the proletariat are, and then what race Karl Marx was.

Do-
Stop being an idiot and disregard both of them

Burn it

if he rides your ass call him a degenerate and, sperg about the how the Bolsheviks were actually just of bunch of dirty kikes and muh zog conspiracy theories.

the nip knows the tricks

Sup Forums consensus says someone should be killed. Post number decides who dies.
Even: You
Odd: The Commie
Dubs: You kill an anarchist together as a father son bonding activity.

Double homicide

>2017
>still a commie
Why?

Ask him if he wants to discuss the book

slap him with your dick
assert dominance

This collectivist scum get out reeeeeeeeeeee

>What do
Heкa ви paзкaжa зa eвpeитe

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tell him death to all commies

Just say you're doing a project. Always works when mum finds my fash stuff.

bullet to the back of the head

Wait for Winter to end then attack him

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I think you know what to do.

Who gives a shit? Commies ain't shit. And he's your father so he won't hurt you.

underrated

nice digits

Give him my copy so he has one too

gas him

kill yourself then kill him

Beat him to death with it.

Come out to him like a man

Assert your dominance over your weak father

Tell him National Socialism is where you go when you realise Communism is a failure.

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Just lie and say that you read it to better know your enemy.
"Dad, there's a lot of weird supremacist weirdo's around our message boards, and even a few at school. I read that so I can better know how they think. You don't win ideological wars by ignoring your enemies perspective."

commie boi bucci

Burn it down