Brit/pol/ - Worst QT in Months Edition

>Are Nutt questioned by police over election fraud claims
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-38847939

>Leaked report from the City: "The EU will lose out if Britain gets a bad deal"
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/01/eu-brexit-deal-city-leaked-report-european-parliament-article-50

>Public would rather May didn't walk away with no deal from the EU
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/public-rejects-theresa-may-s-take-it-or-leave-it-threat-to-leave-the-eu-with-no-deal-a7555921.html

>Labour's incoherent position on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/29/labours-incoherent-position-on-article-50

>Prince Charles urged to tackle Trump over climate change
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/29/prince-charles-climate-change-trump-visit-britain

>Pro-EU MPs seeking to "obfuscate, dilute and delay" Article 50 proceedings
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/31/parliament-kicks-brexit-bill-debate-david-davis-accuses-europhile/

>UKIP in Stoke - A quick rundown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38808154

>Former EU diplomat claims they're going to charge us £50,000,000,000 to leave; Britain disagrees
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/01/britain-charged-50-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-sir-ivan-rogers/

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Jacob who? Is it possible to give a quick rundown?

youtube.com/watch?v=5MulmxQi3ms
Thoughts on this?

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anycunt up itt like slipping Louise Mensch the rodger?

It's like you've learned English from old issues of Viz

Too much plastic surgery... she looks like one of the Bogdanoff's.

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Anyone have any wagie/neet memes, I'm at the end of the return of the king so I'm a bit emotional

>Jacob bows to the Rothschilds
>In contact with Daily Mail editors
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brainwash conservatives into voting for a party that hates them
>Controls the local cricket club with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & printing presses all over the world
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fauxconservativegrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of foie gras on Earth
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and an unprecedented lack of political principle with him
>Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Mogbots inside you right now
>Rees-Mogg is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Cuckshed in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent Arabic in under a week to please his future constituents thanks to our Conservative government
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Jacob. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Mogg
>He's about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

Britain is dead

you say that like it's a bad thing

PAPERS

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Man Cave

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She's right dirty in the sack tho pham.

>up the bum and all sorts ;)

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MEMES ARE BECOMING REAL LIFE

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Del Boy and Rodney

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What are we calling this party then?

Something like the British People's Party would do fine... maybe too bland.

>Imperial Leather poster

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have a right good wank to a dwarf mate.

>thats what i do.

Man Cave

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Say what you see

first for Colin

aw god damn it !

Every day we stray further from Burke's light

Roy "the Wanker" Walker

You can't escape your past sins

>blueberry muffin flavour milk
yes mate

>British People's Party

Too BNP-esque

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Man Cave

Why are argies SO mad all the time about the falklands? It's like potatoniggers. What is it about us that inspires such autism?

Fucking hell lads, right at the end now when frodo and Gandalf leaves.

I thought that was Mr. Chips
youtube.com/watch?v=GJQdEY82zs0

The Third Way.

>you know i'm right.

Fuck off that banana lady was not real.

We could actually learn a lot for NATIONAL TREASURE NICK GRIFFIN, but anyone with BNP ties couldn't be involved though, their name is absolute dirt.

>all but 2 links are from the guardian, independent or BBC

disgusting tbqh

we /fash/ now?

d-delete this

see

>Der Dritte Weg larpers

did Mensch's stupid romance novels ever bring up anal? She looks like she would love it up the arse as long as you gave her a line beforehand

How about United Kingdom Unity Party or UKUP?

The National Centrist Party

Supplant Lib Dems, Tories AND UKIP let's do it

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Anyone have that Joe Owens spurdo

Big, juicy black cock

Federal United Kingdom unity party

Can I get a brexit white paper rundown?

United Kingdom Unity Cooperative

U KUC

Too UKIP esque, you could keep the Unity Party part but you'd need something to replace the UK part.

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Laura Perrins is medium-based, I added her on Twitter after seeing her on Daily Politics or This Week, she's like a sensible Katy Hopkins.

Also, why does the cucked woman look like an alien pretending to be a human?

What about the British Radical Autistic Arbeiter Party, or *BRAAP*

If some people here are going to create a party don't spout fucking memes/alt-right rubbish like this lolbertarian party in Australia

For the same reason we love the Olympics and talk similar shit about the Falklands; shitty meme displays of patriotism are all we have left

>we have an effective opposition

kek

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>free hockney

Hilarious

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>Aussie Libdems are a bunch of alt-right memelords

What a weird fucking country

well done im glad i dod not have to spell it out.

however do not forget that even 97 Blair presented himself as a 'Third Way' candidate.

This is how how one builds a landslide and/or a revolutionary moment: by taking from the Right, and from the Left.

Australia's Liberal Party is a centre-right conservative party as well.

>he brought up milo

>well done im glad i dod not have to spell it out.
I'm not sure you could to be honest.

Why is it so dead tonight?

I'm assuming you are referring to the books.

Therefore, the last paragraph in the Lord of the Rings trilogy is in Return of the King , the last book.

It reads as follows:

"At last they rode over the downs and took the East Road, and then Merry and Pippin rode on to Buckland and already they were singing again as they went.

But Sam turned to Bywater, and so came back up the Hill, as day was ending once more.

And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within;

and the evening meal was ready, and he was expected.

And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor upon his lap. He drew a deep breath.

'Well, I'm back,' he said.

QT and This Week

>fall of labour party started with ed milliband

kek

Who did

>handshake of a wet fish

Majid Nawaz

Isn't their Labo(u)r party also the opposite of ours?

Until 1980 it was an openly white nationalist social democratic party, then it shifted to become a pretty standard leftist party.

Tbqh lads we all know how your meme tier party will turn out, that is if it is ever created.

Personally I'd say that infiltrating the Labour party would be less complicated and more interesting.

Economic liberalism

>civic nationalism

Diane and friends wouldn't even let you get close

Quercus

>I know fuck all about politics and decided to start liking Labour recently
(You)

I wouldn't be so sure that they'd have a choice in the matter.

>Started liking Labour recently
No.

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