It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in the backyard...

It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in the backyard, sitting on a deckchair and sipping lemonade or whatever else that you like. Suddenly, you see this plane flying over your head really high up. Depending on your country of origin, what would be your reaction?

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God bless america

>sips beer
'merica baby

Dude you cant see a stealthbomber. Also what you do if you hear a plane with a siren?

god bless america

Play "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd.

OMG a UFO

Prideful tears and clapping.

Since I currently live in America my reaction is "Fucking hell, i don't care, not the first one i have seen.

They don't fly anywhere in the US without obfuscating their path by hiding within the shadows of other planes.

Feels good, baby.

Call the Serbians

Fucking Americans using our airbases.

Neat tho

oh good the freedom has arrived

If hes flying towards kosovo i better start packing my shit

That actually happened to me once. It was like "Oh, that's a big plane."

Stand and salute. There's a U.S. Airforce officer in that aircraft

be stoked, seen them before. so cool

>Huh, they're pretty far from Whiteman AFB

Fucking B-2 pilots are assholes. Do you know how many car accidents they've caused in Warrensburg.

>Be going to Walmart for Sam's Club vodka.
>Going down the one fucking highway in Warrensbrug.
>Everyone is driving safely.
>B-2 OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>6 cars go straight into concrete divider.
>Traffic jam
>Fucking 6 minute drive becomes 12 hour process, because police don't know how to deal with Airforce dickery, angry drivers, and the one guy driving the crashed van screaming about aliens and his ass.

If i can see it, i thank god im alive.

I don't see anything

Used to work outside in Exeter. It was a very clear day
Heard a fuck off loud plane so I looked up to see the unmistakable spirit.

I was just like "wtf is happening"

God damn I love America. Fly High my brother

I'd expect a message from the defense force pretty soon and prepare to head to the front lines. American stealth bomber in finland would be pretty bad

Immediately start playing the song It Ain't Me

Don't need your air base we flew the b2 from Missouri to South Korea non stop

>WOOOO USA USA USA
>pull this up on my phone: youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

where can i find more of these videos?

Right here

>stealth = invisible
Not sure if German humor or retarded.

Spend my last seconds on Earth praising Trump for finally nuking California.

Wonder when the local Air Force Base was selected to run training flights of a bomber they've never operated before.

Pride.

Are americans allowed to do this? I will better call the police and report the incident. They will probably call the army and our boys will shoot down that shit. Then there will be an international incident and that will lead us to be the rulers of the world again. If we retake gibraltar, we can even put some cannons there to sink boats full of immigrants. Damn, the day has come. (sips lemonade)

coolsville

dont worry little brother. merica is here to help

That's a B-1 Lancer, not even stealth.
lol wut?

And another

open a beer, turn on the football game, and piss in the sink

Ww3

Cool. Must be refuelling, there's a KC-46 wing at the airbase nearby.

We have a good thing going with russia. We've been buddies since the 60s. They left us alone after the war stuff

No need for 'murican freedoms

cool

That only killed 11 people. 10 on the ground.

Venezuela is finally getting nuked. God bless America.

...

salute

It has features designed to reduce radar cross section

Reach for another bottle of Miller HighLife.

Fart and go back to fapping to an American Bald Eagle.

that's fucked up

and i used to worship ebola-chan

Oh look a ufo , gotta wear my tin foil hat

the mexican war begins..

kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk

EUWW
ESSSS
AYYYY

i was sitting in my barracks room eating lunch and saw that happen live.

I see bigger drones i just flip them off hoping they see my bird.

Bless this mess

"Huh, military flyover? Grand finals must be on."

I was sitting in 4th grade.

I thought I was too old to be here...
Shit user, you're ancient.

Give us some perspective gramps. How fucked is this nation? How can we get back to normalcy?

Oh well, i gues it was matter of time.

B-1B is Semi-LO.

FPBP

"Germany again? It's not even noon."
I'd probably get right back to sipping tea.

I've seen one 20years ago probably flying from Area 51 to Ellis afb. I saw it being escorted by a fighter jet probably an f-16. I couldn't believe it but it was as clear as day.

Fuck, I hate living next to an airbase

>It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in the backyard, sitting on a deckchair and sipping lemonade or whatever else that you like. Suddenly, you see this plane flying over your head really high up. Depending on your country of origin, what would be your reaction?
I was sitting in outside in a pub in Gloucester (SW England) one day and this exact fucking thing happened. Looked up and one of these fuckers flying overhead. Was pretty cool desu.

What on earth possessed you to be in Gloucester?

i live near Scott AFB so not unusual in the slightest

I don't know. I was living in Cheltenham at the time.

well at least it was an improvement

>Err... I hope that's not heading for fucking Russia...

Once at uni some cunt in a jet broke the sound barrier so low to the ground that several windows broke through the town. Seeing military planes and helicopters was a rather common event, but never seen one of them.

*sips beer*
*shoots gun in air at plane*
>tfw no charges because plane violated the NAP by flying in the airspace over my lane
God i love this country.

We used to knock off work early on a Friday and go to spoons, put 40 quid on the table and drink until we were hammered, then head out for the night. The spoons in Gloucester were amusing for this.

Also I've a foreign accent so Gloucester girls who've never wandered outside of the county loved it. Cheltenham girls were just obnoxious cunts all round.

Pray to the gods it drops some nukes here

Anuda air shoah oh goyd

"cool"

4u

Do a quick chamber check just to make sure in case something is going down, then watch the cool ass stealth bomber my country owns fly over.

Please nuke Merkel (and throw some white phosphorus on our houses of parliament and government).

>Sup Forums proving it knows nothing about military equipment once again

The only daylight mission the B-2 engages in is airshow/stadium flybys.

Everything else is strictly night ops.

Stand at attention, salute as it flies over, then stand at ease as you await the glorious shock-wave and potential payload as you stand before The All Father and bear all for His judgement.

Not to be shouted out at an Iranian bingo game.

>Pray to the gods it drops some nukes here
>Implying anyone would bother nuking you. You're probably an ideal locale to survive a nuclear holocaust.

I would wave to my son, who is piloting it.

>No need for 'murican freedoms
Sounds like you need some freedom.

land of the free and home of the CHIEEEEFS

>FUCK ME ITS A SHARK IN THE SKY SHEILA

Yup. In almost all predicted strike scenarios between America and the USSR at the peak of the cold war showed that South America and Australia were almost completely ignored.

For some strange reason though, Africa gets hit pretty hard.

you shouldn't be on Sup Forums

>Finally, the pinpoint strike on Merkel's office is habbening

Take pictures

"Why are they flying stealth bombers over a residential area?"

Wonder why we can't have border security as good as Israel.

I would call the prime minister!

OY, MR PRIME MINISTER

but if you get nuked you will be burned to a crisp and wont be white anymore

>never seen one of them
It's a stealth aeroplane

I'd imagine the reason is "Fuck Africa"

They brought the nukes, time to head to local shelter.

But If I saw that above the city, probably I would have to time to reach it even tho it's close to me.

"oh. Sure, the US nuking our Leftist-Shithole Germany will kill me and other non-brainwashed germans - but at least it will stop german EU politicians from further ruining Europe for the Rest. Hopefully the Swedistan Problem will be solved too.

-totally worth it"