Crazy Bernie vs. Ted Cruz

Who's gonna win Sup Forums

>CNN

Bernie of course. The moderation will be biased as fuck. And Bernie will get the questions in advance.

obamacare is completely indefensible, it's impossible for bernie to win if he's going to argue in support of it

I guess there will be another victim of the Zodiac Killer

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>Implying Cruz hasn't been saving up his infamous debate skills for this very moment
The only reason Trump won the debates was because they weren't debates but memefests.
This is obviously another step on the redemption arc of Cruz

TED CRUZ IS A GOOD GUY

Wow, never realized I hated cruise so much that I'd actually be cheering on Bernie.

>top tier debating champion, one of the best the United States has ever produced
>vs
>a socialist Jew on CNN

too close to call

A Jew and a Leaf, what has the world come to

Never knew Cruz wore contacts.

>Leave it to me Dahnald

Cruz has such sad eyes.

I hate listening to Cruz talk of all the politicans left and right because he speaks in such grandiose language... he talks like he's a pastor in some church. It's weird to watch a debate and feel like I'm in church. I'd rather watch Sanders debate Mike Lee. Mike Lee is ideologically very similar to Cruz without all of Cruz's annoying mannerisms and mouth boogers. I'm still disgusted by that white thing that popped out of his mouth during that last debate.

Did I sleep through an arc or something? When did Soaring Ted fuse with one of the rundown bros?

I'm a Trump supporter 10000%. But as a Texan, everyone knows Cruz is a terrible debater.

Bernie obviously, its on a biased news station. And all of the Bernie shills would say he won even if he ate a baby on live television and didnt say a single word

You can tell Ted Cruz loves to hear himself talk. He talks talks talks talks talks. My eyes glaze over listening to him.

in the Metal Gear crossover

This

>The man who built his entire last 4 years on the sole purpose to destroy Obongocare
>a Jew from Mapleville USA
Idk man gonna be a tough fight

That was a cum clump

is this a copy pasta?

Bernie will win because he is morally correct. You can't have an advanced civilization unless the citizens have access to healthcare. You can't learn work, and participate in capitalism if you are sick.

>Relying on the state vs your family
>Wants to destroy the family unit.

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LION TED's gonna nuke that commie scum!

>You can't work hard unless the government gives you free shit.

Is this a troll?

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"I hate it when they use them dern big words! "
What kind of mongoloid are you?

>CNN

they leaked the debate questions to Bernie.

>you cant have a civilization unless you steal other peoples money

really makes me think

wait I thought bernie was anti-obamacare

>Bernie will win because he is morally correct

That isn't how debates work retard

Cruz will drag Bernie's ass up the walls

Wait is this real?

Are they cosplaying as the Presidential nominees for their respective parties?

Ted should have no trouble trouncing this old socialist curmudgeon. Course it being on CNN its going to be two one.

Is this like the pro bowl of politics?

>Bernie has blue eyes

True Aryan

Why though?

Superfluous verbiage isnt always a positive thing. At a certain point you are clearly being excessive and it just makes you come off as a psuedo-intellectual.

There is a median between "hes a mentally ill furry faggot" and "ze's a nonbinary asexual who identifies as a genetically dimorphic homosexual with a personal preference for individuals who enjoy dressing in animalistic garb due to their sexual proclavity (while not making any determination on their extensive sexual preferences)"

Complex language isnt an issue, its when its not being used to simplify an explanation and instead is being used to drag it on for longer than it ever needed to be.

>Commie
>Morally correct

ayyyyy lmao

Trump already promised to lend Lion Ted some delegates. He'll be fine.

SOARING TED

Bernie because he is lucid and argues facts and reality and not free market dogmas or dog whistle codewords

I'm a #CruzMissile on this one