Amy Schumer Defends Relative Chuck Schumer

As if stand-up comedy couldn't get anymore embarrassing and shitty.

>Comedian Amy Schumer came to her relative Chuck Schumer’s (D-N.Y.) defense on Tuesday after President Trump targeted the Senate minority leader over his opposition to the White House's new immigration and refugee orders.

>Amy Schumer, who has pushed for stricter gun control legislation with the Democratic leader, responded to a tweet from Trump last week that claimed the New York senator cried “fake tears” when he blasted Trump’s controversial executive orders.

>Amy Schumer has said Chuck Schumer is her father’s cousin.

>“I know chuck Schumer and HE CANNOT act trust me. He can barely smile on cue,” she wrote in an Instagram post. “He can’t help but be transparent and genuine. He was hurt for those people and all the people facing such unconstitutional injustice.”

>thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/317155-amy-schumer-defends-relative-chuck-schumer-after-trump-targets

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(((Schumer))) is defending the biggest scumbag in congress who just so happens to be her relative...

(((Silverman))) is calling for violent overthrow of the US executive office

Bill Burr has become a complete cuck and calls Trump 30 seconds into his new special.

Chelsea Handler is a fat pig.

What happened lads? This desecration of comedy is insane.

Wasn't she leaving?

That Aziz Azisiansal sand nigger is calling all Trump supporters racist...

Stand-up comedy is insanely embarrassing. There is literally no one based or even funny now being pushed in it.

well why wouldn't you defend the person that helped you stay out of jail archive.is/wsFFY

These two are related?!?!

No wonder they keep trying to shove this hack of a comedian down our throats. Fucking jewish nepotism man.

It's more about corruption.

This fat cunt is one of the most talentless pigs I've ever seen. Yet there she is, getting shoved down our throats. Now we see why.

Also Patton Oswalt being his little faggot self.

Man, talk about a dead profession. There is literally no one worth a flying fuck in it now.

Do you know what Neoptism means?

What's that?

It's a Jewish word that means treat all people equally.

>unconstitutional injustice.
meaningless made-up term. throw them both in the oven.

sam hyde is good

get a dictionary faggot.

>be me, Chuck Shcumer
>be chosen as Senate Minority Leader
>President Trump takes the piss, I think it's just banter cause NEW YOAK STRONK, right?
>wtf this guy is passing tons of EOs and getting shit done, I look like a total loser
>I know, I'll physically cry in front of the media about how upsetting it is, even if I'm an old-ass man
>oh fuck the President just took all the piss and called me on my bullshit
>I don't want to be socially humiliated like all those other people
>I know, I'll call in my fat pig 3rd-cousin or something, she's one of those Hollywood types, people must love her!
>Yes, yes, good job Chuck, you've saved face to the American people, everyone loves and respects (((Amy Shcumer)))
>surely this will be the last I hear of this incident

how can one (((man))) be btfo and make such an abysmally poor comeback attempt?

You don't understand the context I use the word in. I'm saying the corruption of the comedy industry that will push this talentless cunt and push just utter fucking kikery on us. Get reading comprehension faggot nigger bitch.

>Comedian

You keep using that word...

Fuck Charles Schumer with a broken wine bottle

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I like these pictures

they are nice

You're gonna do what, little man?

This is a trap, Amy wants Trump to attack her so she can play poor defenseless womyn fighting dictator trump.

Ignore her

PIGGY HUNGRY

PIGGY WANT SMUSH SMUSH

Imagine how hard they'd bitch and moan in Trump had to raid an Islamist compound

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My, what interesting timing...

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kek

Straight fridge

>“I know chuck Schumer and HE CANNOT act trust me. He can barely smile on cue,”
Bullshit. Chuck Schumer is known as one of, if not the biggest, attention whore in congress. He loves being in front of cameras. He's Jewish, so of course he is a good actor.

Hillary got to meet the real life Baggins?

>my fathers cousin

BOOMER

>unconstitutional