Be me

>be me
>be respected accountant
>at the airport; line is taking fucking forever
>start talking to the guy in front of me
>he says he's an electrician
>mfw
>Claims he gets tons of housewife pussy
>mfw
>Says he's never been in debt and that he owns a house
>AsIf.jpeg
>Supposedly he's his own boss and "doesn't take shit from nobody" like the blue collar retard that he is
>I'm struggling to contain my laughter at this point

>Be me boarding the plane
>mfw he's seated in economy class
>mfw laughing about this with my 10/10 wife just now

Your wife isn't 10/10.

>respected
>leaf
>accountant
kek, you retards are funny sometimes after all

We'll see who's laughing when I make partner at my firm.

>accountant
>spends more money to travel same distance

>be canadian

Honest to God, I wish you could fuck yourself. I truly wish you were capable of just ass-ramming yourself to death for that fucking mongoloid of a response you just presented to all of us. You fucking sat there, and typed out that fucking abortion of a post and probably chuckled to yourself as you went about your day. I seriously just called an old friend to find a coke dealer for me so I could properly verbally acoste you in the feverish state Im currently in. No shit. I just stopped for an hour to buy some coke and came back home to tell you how fucking terribly cuntish and off-putting whatever the fuck you just wrote was. I hope your dad died when you were young and your mom married some refugee from North Korea who became your step-dad. Because you clearly were taught by a sub-human on how to act like a fucking person. Youre a miscarriage of a fucking person. Your fucking refugee father failed you, and failed us. So fuck off with that shit you call an "opinion", and next time just look at pictures of Rome or space or something instead of deciding to contribute anywhere. Because why the fuck not? It would have more of an impact than whatever the fuck you felt you did here today. Fucking cunt.

Meet me at fucking timmies and I will fuck your fucking shit up, acccoouunnntant!

>gets tons of pussy
>op fucks one woman

out fer a rip there eh bud

What accounting policy are Canadian banks implementing?

lold

This.

>be me
who else are you going to be, you retarded leaf

$100/hr charge to pull wires through a conduit and connect them properly
Employees get $45/hr + benefits
>own boss
Even a sole proprietor is killing it

He has no debt because he flies economy, or picks less expense other things you retard.

not everything in life has to be first class, function over form.

Oh look it's this faggot again.

No answer. Nice try you LARP.

Some senior finance executives are very low key. Get off your high horse

The rich got rich by not spending money

exactly

No woman is 10/10

its literally two nobodies big noting themselves

Shut up Chang

Saged

>be worth 30million dollarydoos
>never paid for more than economy

I've been upgraded to business a few times because I asked but that was about it. imho, it's not worth it.

>guy gets jealous about an electrician
>makes up story about having a wife
>posts it on Sup Forums, thinking we'll care
>is a leaf
>mfw

be worth 30 million
so cheap you get you keks off pol like a neet

Correction. The rich got rich off the law of OPM (Other peoples money)

Give me some shekels

Accountant Salary (Australia) An Accountant earns an average salary of AU$55,046 per year.

The average wage for an Electrician is AU$30.24 per hour.

As an accountant, can you tell me who is earning more than who?