Have you had any paranormal experiences in your life?

Have you had any paranormal experiences in your life?

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Yes

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I saw bigfoot in San Andreas.

One time I boong and he didn't ask me for a dollar

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You have your own board for this kind of shit Stupid leaf nigger.

Aliens offered to go with them once but I couldn't tell anybody and I refused because didn'r want my mother to be upset with my disappearing.


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>diaper pony thread
>Furry Foot/Paw Fetish General #8

looks pretty much b-tier

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threads get moved to trash, a literal trash can
and it's Sup Forums but with more disgusting porn

>be me 4 yrs old
>hanging out, watching voltron circa 1988
>uncle brings me out to back yard and points to sky
>watch giant green glowing shell float silently through the air
>never forget

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I saw your mom in San Andreas faggot

I saw a 10ft tall human shadow gliding close to me from 10ft away while whispering incoherently directly into my ear. This happened at a known "haunted" place.
Pretty funky.

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I was at home this one time at night a year or two or so ago. In the house I was located near a window, around the 2nd floor and no one should have been near that area. I was shitposting and laughing as I did, and a little bit later I heard something rasp out a laugh similar to mine. It came from the window and I just stopped doing what I was doing and stared out the window for a good few minutes, which felt like hours.

And that was that.

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Saw a UFO once. I have shared this story a few times before on Sup Forums and /x/ so some of you may be familiar with it.

>driving through New Mexico a couple years ago on a road trip with my ex-gf
>it's 3 AM and we're in the middle of nowhere on I-40
>no other cars around and new moon, our headlights and the stars are the only sources of light
>we're just listening to music and talking when suddenly a wild UFO appears out of nowhere
>bright orange orb at approximately 3 o'clock, it was a few miles ahead of us and pretty high up in the sky
>we both stop talking and just stare at it
>it hovers there for ~10 seconds, then heads down towards the ground in a straight line and pauses again
>hovers there for 15 seconds or so, then darts left to about 12 o'clock
>pauses again, then zooms off towards the horizon in a straight line and disappears out of our line of sight

No funny business happened while the UFO was in the vicinity. The truck, our phones and the music all kept functioning normally. My ex was freaking out for the next hour, convinced we were about to be abducted. I thought it was pretty fucking cool.

Anyways, who knows what it was. I'm leaning towards ayliums because of the way it moved. It was moving way too deliberately and unnaturally to be some environmental thing and it didn't look or move like any aircraft I've ever seen.

Yes

Aliens keep probing me and my girlfriend's anus

I fucking lost it when pajeet said heavy flushing upstairs.

Top kek.

One time I took a shit then looked in the toilet and it wasn't there.

I saw 2 UFOs when I lived in the states.

Crazy shit man. You're always skeptical until you see this you can't make excuses for.

Yes. I've successfully performed astral projection twice. I stopped when I learned that it's literally what our ancestors referred to as witchcraft.

No because nothing but science exists you fucking prehistoric fuck.

I'm being guided. I think the force might be intelligent. Some paranormal things have happened too and i know i'm not crazy because other ppl have confirmed them. I think i'm being guided to learning about the occult and collective consciousness. I should also mentioned i unironically worship Kek and Thoth.

7's confirm true

>fucking fuck
>muh science

Do you like fedoras and the work of George Carlin?

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George Carlin yes, but not fedoras. I'm more of a bowler cap kind of guy.

No fucking way cunt ?

I see. And which cast member of the Big Bang Theory is your favorite? Sheldon, bazinga? Blonde big boobs girl?

Haven't you ever heard of a ghost turd?

yup
>wake up paralyzed
>see things moving at the foot of my bed
>fight through paralysis and start to move
>hear monotone voices
>"we can't control him"
>hear a womanly voice
>"hahaha!, i'll take care of him"
>one step up my stairs, two steps, three steps
>wake up with eyes open, I take a deep life giving breath
>start hearing little girls voice in my head saying she'll miss me while i'm gone
t.regular guy with spooky experiences

Unexplained stuff but I don't know if it's paranormal. My first night in my first house I was shaving in the mirror after my shower and I looked down, the entire vanity had like a layer of water on it. I quickly turned it off, turned around to grab a towel and when I turned back there was nothing. I wasn't drunk and I don't use drugs.I know what I saw That creeped me out. The other thing was I always used to shut my bedroom door when I went to bed.50% of the time it would be wide open in the morning when I woke up. I'm glad I sold that place.

Sure have, ahem...

>successfully summon succubus at 16, possesses girl that recently moved to my town, and she is drawn to me like a magnet, ends up doing exactly what the spell said it would do if i failed to perform the binding ritual
>have experienced telepathy with dogs, cata, birds, a snake, and 9 different humans
>have slipped into a state of mind I termed "the void" when drinking absinthe, i was in a state of nothingness, impossible to describe
>camping with family in mountain cabin, take picture (my uncle has it and wont let anybody make a copy and rarely lets anyone take a peak) and a perfectly clear witch looking ghost is standing between his kids, holding an orb with hundreds of tormented looking faces in it
>woke in the night once while sleeping in living room with mom and sister on the couches and me on a chair, see grey aliens standing over them one for each, and then turn my head to see one looking me in the eyes, it psychicly makes me go back to sleep, woke up screaming
>had dream that was in my own house with nothing out of the ordinary, thought i was awake when a female and male reptillian appeared and offered me great fame, fortune, knowledge, wisdom, and power in exchange for my loyalty and service, i told them to suck my dick i aint no
traitor
>during a deep meditation of 9 hours I heard an angelic voice say "do not ever doubt yourself, far too many great minds have stunted their own genius and aborted their progress before it began my son, i love you"
>have seen shadow people
>was raped by a ghost during sleep one time in the ass, woke up baving prostate orgasm, holy shit it felt good, no pun intended
>saw a man disappear into thin air once, never saw him again
>have seen probably 5 UFO's including one that is over my house every single night since the grey encounter, it diisguises itself as a tiny cluster of stars, but in your peripheral vision you can see an opaque triangle shaped craft

I met what appeared to be a deamon on mountain ridge once.

Black eyes. Jet black. Lots of tattoos depicting torture. an unnatural number of wrinkles above the eyes and on the forehead which appeared to be the result of frequently being very angry on an otherwise young looking face.

He said he was too scared to climb in an intentionally wimpy voice.

There was something not right about the entire situation. (Could have been a corporation messing with me too I suppose, as I was developing a following against them online at the time.) One thing I am certain of is that someone knew where I was going to be that day, which was odd because I didn't plan on being there myself.

Also, a succubus will pick the exact right time and place to come into your life, fuck with your head, and make you severely mangle yourself (feeding tubes, motorized chairs etc), if you aren't strong of will.

>>was raped by a ghost during sleep one time in the ass, woke up baving prostate orgasm, holy shit it felt good,
go on....

Stefan Molyneux?

Sleep paralysis.

There's actually nothing abnormal about it, but it's thought to be responsible for most alien abduction stories.

It basically feels like a demon is in your room when you wake up. It's quite frightening and confusing if you don't know what it is. It causes strong, terrifying audio & visual hallucinations.

see

thats sleep paralysis

it fucking sucks, but you get used to it after awhile.

this nigga smokes so much damn weed he would make you look like a bitch with your paper joints and grams of bushbud

Who me?

Or the guy I met.

I didn't recognize him underneath his costume if that's what it was.

I'm sober as fuck 99.9% of the time now. I hardly smoked then either.

This was no hallucination if that's what you're hinting at. I met lots of regular people up there that day too.

b-but i want to feel special! have other experiences too, I've seen a lot of ufo's in my time and have had shit that's basically unexplainable happen when i was fully conscious. hopefully it is sleep paralysis but my butthole says otherwise

It was the kind of climb you could die on if you didn't take it seriously.

Buddy and most of the tourists didn't climb what I climbed.

well its sleep paralysis.

dont worry, only (potentially) paranormal thing ive ever seen was some inexplicable lights

Go on about what? I guess I could elaborate on a few of the points

Succubus girl and I dated off and on for 6 years, she would convince me she had fallen in love with me, was ready to settle down and we were soul mates, and then fuck all of my friends, tell me to kill myself, then go live with some random guy, usually two or three times her age and start using hard drugs. Would come back to me sobbing and full of regret, says nobody loves her like me. few mo ths later laughs as she repeats the process. she constantly tried to get me to kill myself, and she was impossibly sexy, smart, manipulative, and good at sex, porn stars would be jealous and study her ways I fucking swear she was not human. she recently left for good as I did a banishing ritual that prevents the spirit from ever contacting me again, she is a stripper and heroin addict now and at age 19 has fucked over 200 men. Took LSD with hee, she had horns and fire in her eyes. Used to say "You LIKE succubus" when we would argue to hypnotize me I guess, very strange, pussy wasnt worth it.

Friend and I were lifting in my garage (home gym master race) and we came outside to get fresh air, looked up in sky to see an orange submarine shaped UFO hovering maybe a thousand feet above my house, it was moving very slowly and then began to shoot a cone of light out the front, it would go a few hundred feet very slowly, and then curve upwards and shoot back into the ship real fast, it did this for over 15 minutes, didnt have phones on us god dammit. after it got done shooting light, it zoomed off at the speed of fucking light, we both just stood there jaws open saying HOLY SHIT.

Once was hiking innawoods and came face to face with a gigantic white wolf with glowing yellow eyes, we stared at eachother for a minute or so, and then it turned its head slowly and walked away, I ran as fast as I ever did back to my car, I was like 2 miles in.

kek

Some things have been moved around in my house without any logical explanation, we live in my grandparents house who have since passed away

The Big Bang Theory is hilarious. I think I'm more leonard than anyone else.

One time after this spirituality retreat I stopped at my old place to pick something up..
>Somethings weird.. Whatever.
>Go inside and grab shit, come back out
>get to my car
>keep getting distracted by peripherals
>hair stands up
>open door and get in
>look over to my friend who keeps clasping her hands; this is odd start feeling a little scared
>grab seatbelt buckle
>feeling terrified
>bring buckle over my waist
>waves of fear keep passing over me, wtf
>lean over and insert buckle
>odd shape in peripheral
>look back as it flies towards me
>get taken aback by what I see
>fear flowing, eyes tearing
>hastily start vehicle and start driving out of the area
>finally break the silence
>did you see..
>yep.. what did you see?
>Well, It was this floating head. It was mostly white or light grey. It's hair looked almost like a mop, but a really old mop that got clumped together. It looked to be a very old man, with very wrinkly skin, leathery. He was smiling, but not any sense of happiness. It was sinister, and clownish in it's concavity, but not absurd in any sense to be comical, it was far too psychotic. Not only that was so blatantly malicious... I've had such a shift in mood. I went from warm and bustling to clammy and shivering in a matter of seconds.
>I saw the same, but I wasn't sure how to start...
>The tears flowed for the next hour and eventually the waves of terror stifled.

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Last night I had pretty severe sleep paralysis, except it was different from the usual bout (most often caused by my erratic sleep schedule)

I was lying wide awake and I couldn't move at all then I heard a noise like a hard drive scratching and I tried to get up but could only lay there moaning. Eventually I could get my fingers to move then I jerked myself up, had a terrible headache afterwards. I'm thinkin transdimensional beings or something used something on me then phase shifted into my room for whatever reason then when they were done they left and I was able to move

why, I dont know.

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Yes. I once won an argument against a woman.

Thanks for the poetry friend. OwO

>747

Thank you Thoth

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"Girlfriend" nice joke

Just once

I am a (((scientist))) and telling you that all your "out-of-this-world experiences" were a (((sleep paralysis)))

So you're sister and mom were gangbanged by aliens and you were fucked by a ghost? Kek get yourself and family tested

i almost drowned in a boating accident. i saw the Virgin Mary

I am a (((scientist))) and telling you that all your "out-of-this-world experiences" were a (((sleep paralysis)))

I woke up and seen a man im the corner of my room. He just stared at me and he had white eyes that stood out. I didn't want to move. We just exchanged glances and then I passed out. Woke up another time and I was grasping for air and I look and there's this really cute girl on top of me strangling me. She was muttering shit like " I must come and join her". Would totally fuck her if she wasn't a ghost and tryna kill me. Heard and seen banshees. Hear voices coming out my Chimney. More but I can't be arsed to type

I once fucked a Grey but it was meh-tier

Damn, I wanna fuck an Alien....

Also OwO

George Carlin is a brilliant comedian

PRAISE KEK!

Sleep paralysis

Every day I make my entire body vibrate intensely all-over within just a few minutes of meditation. The force emanating from my hands is sometimes strong enough to jam them 60% closed. Feels pretty paranormal to me.

lol the ayys didnt have any junk, they were totally naked. this was years ago as well, nothing strange with my junk but I have had a hard lump in my forehead ever since that night. too lazy to get it checked out. spend all day reading books, and Sup Forums.

Wim Hof method? That shit gets you high as fuck mate.