A friend of mine once made fun of me for using ordinary toilet paper. He said: "Are you a monkey? The only people I can think of that would be fine with wiping shit off of their body parts with dry paper are monkeys!"
If you think about it, he's right. I never went back, my asshole is fresher, cleaner and I've not suffered any issues with my rectum ever since!
But apparently there is a concerted effort by water companies, MSM and the government to reduce the usage of wet wipes.
Wtf? Apparently they clog sewages, but.. that doesn't make any sense as these wipes are subject to regulation and need to meet certain criteria to be allowed to be sold as 'flushable' wet wipes.
>germany >thousands of cases of rapes by refugees >freedoms taken away day by day >cares more about wet wipes than his future
Lincoln Hall
>things that never happened Fuck off with your slide threads
Easton Cook
Why would water companies care hans? If anyone - the paper companies are to be concerned
Evan Morris
>not knowing the amount of water required to make paper.
Lincoln Adams
OP here: I did a little bit of research. The water companies care because they have suffer additional costs to remove blockages.
The paper companies dont care, because they know their products are flushable.
The problem seems to be that they cant sue the wet paper companies so instead they are spreading fake news convincing liberals to stay away from wet wipes!
Jackson Reed
ya but you can't flush them down the toilet they're usually say on the package to not flush down toilet.
David Myers
>wiping your ass in front of friends Only in Germany
It's the first step towards the pamperpill (((they))) don't want you to take
Isaac Nguyen
Shit like clockwork every morning jump in the shower crew checking in.
Carson Taylor
dude im fucking so on the wet ones train. fucking have 5 in my closet and a pack on my desk.
helps on beards too
Charles Bennett
Using dry paper to wipe your ass is disgusting and ironically the practice is only prevalent in western countries and nations inhabited by apes.
Justin Bell
flushable, but not anticlogging
Asher Edwards
youtube.com/watch?v=B-ao2KBU5JI I've heard this conspiracy goes all the way up, think about it, why did we really invade iraq, was it for oil? or because the dune coons found the real way to clean your ass, they use their hands, never falling for the paper jew.
Wyatt Diaz
>I've not suffered any issues with my rectum ever since!
Wtf issues did you suffer before? Stop wiping your arse with sandpaper, muppet
Andrew Lopez
I can assure everyone in this thread that all wet wipes are not flushable.
source: did work experience at sewerage plant. No matter how much money they paid me I literally couldn't deal with all the shit.
OP find a source that says otherwise or get on with getting the darkies out of your country.
Nathan Brown
In the UK the companies that make them, made their own test and called them flushable. The normal TP dissolves almost instantly(by the time it is flushet it is torn apart already) in the case of 'flushables' it takes ten or so minutes os flushing for them to start to dissolve. There is no regulation (yet) regarding these so the companies abuse this. There was a program about this but I can't be bothered to look for it. The bottom line is it is 'flushable' according to a producer, that's all.
There's no such thing as flushable wipes. They fuck the system up, stop using them. Also don't use soaps with microbeads.
t. Civil Engineer
Ryan Bell
Would you touch shit with your hand and wipe it clean with dry toilet paper? No? But for your asshole you make an exception? Yes?
Congratulations, you have the hygienic awareness of an ape.
Lucas Garcia
why would you have shit in your beard user o-oh
Luis Anderson
Wet ones are goat.
Nolan White
German autism is something else, man.
Noah Smith
I thought you Euros had bidets and stuff.
Henry Brooks
At least we use the fooking toilet. I can't believe you wipe your arse with wet wipes. Why not just wet the toilet paper after using a dry one for any winnets.
Gavin Bailey
kill yourself you fucking nigger, stop sliding threads
sage
Nicholas Fisher
Im convinced the issue is not that these wet wipes are less dissolvable than dry paper, but that some cities are too cheap to upgrade their sewage systems.
Im not going back to the ape-standard of anal hygiene!
Gavin Baker
They are a problem. Just have a small trash can with a lid for them.
Brody Brown
You can't make dry toilet paper wet and use it to clean your asshole! If you ever tried you know!
Hudson Diaz
Look, many cities and water companies are not experiencing issues with wet wipes. Obviously, because they have state of the art sewage systems.
The wet wipe companies know that this. They won legal battles over this and now print on their products that they are flushable if used with properly maintained sewage systems.
The issue is obviously mishandled and outdated sewage systems!
Wyatt Cooper
I've done it before and didn't have any problems. Maybe the cheapest of toilet paper would rip but a decent brand should stop be cheaper than wet wipes
Brayden Brown
I looked at the videos you guys posted. Are you stupid? They even say that the problem isn't wet wipes, but that people mix wet wipes with other things that cannot be flushed lie tampons or tooth silk!
The flushable wet wipe companies won in court over this !
The problem is that wet wipes dissolve slower but good enough, but mixed with all the other stuff is the issue!
