Serious Question:

What are the chances Trump is literally one of us?

>up late at night "working"
>impervious to insults and slides
>says whatever is on his mind
>seems to dog whistle power level
>cannot be baited unless he is playing 65 dimensional battleship
>total alpha perv (admit it).

Consider the idea that I might be the Don just coming in to nightly shitpost.

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he fed romney frog legs

Nonsense, he is a real leader, so he delegates his shitposting output.

Shitposter in Chief

I think Don could handle the bantz, I just don't know if he has time to come here now though

trump has a certain style to his writing, and you do not showcase them, OP. For starters, Trump talks at you, not to you.

>>up late at night "working"
successful people actually do this sometimes.

>he imagines for a second that even for the flattery a business man would come to a board full of self-loathing, impotent, hypocritical manchilden
*puts on pooinloo accent*
>"Hello, I am George from Telsta"

I come here a lot... A lot. Believe me!

I talk how i talk. You didnt read my book, The Art of The Deal. Read it now, or you're fired!

Nah man, you're not Trump.

Shtop it

Ill take your meme under suggestion when the MSM starts giving me break. Totally dishonest!

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Read the flag, young man. We are patriots now, and we love our country!

Recieving the nuclear codes was sobering. I told Hannity that last week. Good man!

You certainly are an attention whore like the big man

Sure, I love my country

And I enjoy Trump for everything that he is - including my President

But if you're going to be posting in Sup Forums, you'd need to give evidence (not so strong that it ends up on the news, but strong enough that no Sup Forums lurker could deny its truth).

Until then, you're a LARPing faggot

Understand this: we are anonymous here, at least those are the rules as I see them, so what are you asking me other than to be someone not of the people? Cant do it!

Thank you for your vote, btw!

We'll then, if you can't provide proof towards who you're "pretending" to be -

Not even a sticky note with your hair, or maybe your suit laying on the bed.

Then you're just some faggot playing make pretend. SAGE

I admire your search for truth in government, but to snap pics in the white house is a breech of security. Believe me, im the real deal.

Tweet a pepe

Don't tweet a Pepe - because remember it's a "National Hate Icon".

Instead, tweet what you told me

"We are patriots now!

We love our country!"

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>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

God damned leaf! I dont do order from foriegn state actors!

You're a faggot

I'm informing others what to do.

What are you going to fucking do about it? Report me

I will tweet that when you release the 30k emails!

...

You two sound like congress. We need to be unified!

No more syrup for you

Sage does absolutely nothing in an active thread, newfag.

Well, i have a big day tomorrow. Good night And God bless America!

>tfw God Emp responds to one of your posts

ITT: anons enable a batshit crazy user in their mental illness by indulging them in their fantasy

>it works whether he really is Twump or not.

>impervious to insults
You jokin m8

>cannot be baited unless he is playing 65 dimensional battleship
sixty fucking five?
why do you hate the Don?

Sage trump would know how to spell 'breach'