Sup Forums on Krauthammer

Is this the biggest shithead on TV? Do people think not being able to talk like a human being makes you an intellectual? The left has chomsky mumbling around like a fucking moron so they decided another guy with a non-functioning brain on the right would be good?

This guy is a total fucking moron that can't even fucking speak. He slurs all his shit and talks super fucking slow and his points are all fucking pointless.

Why the fuck does fox news or anyone put such a shitbrain on TV or radio?

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experiment to prove I am 100% right about this shithead

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Watch a youtube video of him speaking and turn the speed up to 150% (click the gear in bottom right)

You'll now realize he is saying inane boring shit that everyone knows or is just describing what is happening in a long-winded way.

Why do people think talking slow and with slurred speech means you are smart (chomsky)

something seems off about him... its like some uncanny valley thing. is it just botox and plastic surgery, or...

I hate how this guy thinks he know everything and is an expert on every subject.

He talks at 50% speed, slurs his speech, and never says anything of value or above 80 IQ reasoning.

95% of the time I've seen him on any show he just states something very obvious or says the news story back slowly with "Trump might do something" at the end.

aka

"Well Trump is going to have to go through the choices for secretary of state and try to pick someone who is good at foreign relations. In the end Trump is going to pick who he wants." - This took Krauthammer 4 minutes to say though.

what an INTELLECTUAL

Years back I thought he right about some stuff but he went pretty deep recently. Dunno what happened.

I swear to God a very simple bot could emulate both Krauthammer and Chomsky perfectly

Just need an artificial mouth full of marbles slowly speaking on a subject. Krauthammer will end every point with vague "It's up to _______" and Chomsky with "So the USA is actually the root of this evil."

Look I just recreated the exact coding of political intellectuals Krauthammer and Chomsky

OP is a faggot. He speaks slow because hes fucking paralyzed from the neck down.

He doesn't go deep on anything. He's a fucking retard.

"My contribution is idealistic realism"

Yes, and I invented imaginary reality.

He's a Jew.

You have that feeling because you can instinctively tell that what you are looking at is not a person, but a biological parasite trying its best to blend into your society.

It's not just that he speaks slow

It's that he never says anything. He just is a faux intellectual with no brainpower. He uses buzzwords but never says anything real.

His claim to fame is inventing stupid buzzwords that combine two opposite meanings.

He sounds strange because hes paralyzed dipshit. Hate him because hes a neocon, not because of some childish shit like he sounds funny.

You're thread was almost on page 10, then you panicked. It was meant to die...let it be so.

He is suppose to be the "wolf blitzer" of fox, their old jewish guy with a 'power' name and a strange appearance.

its all optics.

>let's have retarded speakers who can't speak on TV or radio

There are millions of scientists who can't be scientists because they are functionally retarded. Should we give them scientist jobs?

There is no reason to have this shithead on TV or radio at all. His points are terrible and he can't speak.

He looks like a thing wearing someone's skin over theirs.

The man has been enormously influential on american policy for decades. Read his biography, he's a remarkable man and I like him very much.

>for decades

That's not a good mark considering the immense decline of America over those decades

He's paralyzed and has been since I've known of him(about 2005).

That being said, you're right though, he's a poor man's right version of Chomsky, whom I despise(a linguist who speaks one language as a supreme authority on everything social science, why?). Hes an empty intellectual suit.

Charles Krauthammer was the premier neocon idealogue. Much like Steve Bannon, he was whispering in George Bush's ear (and writing public editorials) defining the platform of the Republican party from 2000 to 2008.

His other neoconservative friends who did the same thing (writing for national review, etc.) realized he was kind of bonkers when he was telling Bush to go to war in the middle east and jerk Israel off harder.

Francis Fukuyama (and maybe Irving Kristol, I can't remember) expressed nervousness about Krauthammer's eagerness for nation-building in the middle east and were skeptical as to why the US was propping up Israel so much. Fukuyama's piece, I remember, noted Krauthammer grinning after the announcement of the war in Iraq at a fundraising breakfast. Krauthammer told him that everything was going better than anyone thought, and Fukuyama realized at that moment that Krauthammer was actually retarded, and he stopped corresponding with and writing about neoconservatives.

Another thing that in hindsight should have been a red flag was the tremendous outreach to Christians and evangelicals despite the neoconservative movement being VERY Jewish. Historically the neoconservative movement represents the moment Jews joined the Republican party.

Basically, this dipshit Krauthammer convinced Bush it was a good idea to invade the middle east. The consequences of that (migrant crisis, longest war in US history, etc.) gave been fucking ridiculous and I'm glad this faggot broke his neck. He deserves to suffer.

He coined the term neoconservatism, for example. He had influence in that regard.

It's sad that Krauthammer has become a shell of his former self. While I cannot bring myself to like him, I also am not able to bring myself to hate him in spite of trying.

I don't think anyone arguing for him being a good analyst have ever heard good analysts. There are a lot of people with clear views of the world with much better analysis than Krautshitter.

Just go on youtube and look up literally any conference or policy debate on foreign affairs. About 1/3rd of the people who speak will be pretty intelligent and are better than this fuckshit.

>defining policy during the era of some of the worst policy decisions in American history

I'm going to stand by my statement that Krauthammer is a retard. A very intelligent person, but butt-fuck retarded.

Damn that's a great reason to have him drone on for 10 minutes about how "well maybe this person will do something".

Anyone with any common sense and non shit IQ can tell instantly this guy is a fuckhead. His background is buzzword central (psychology) is why he decides to hide his shit IQ with buzzwords.

And for me, his real shining moment was on election night with (I think) OReilly as the first returns from Florida were coming in. He was giving specific examples of data on why Florida was lost for Trump, it was ridiculous to even think he still had a chance, etc when nobody else was mentioning it to be a lost cause anywhere.

We know how that turned out.

his last name is honestly offensive

as a deutsch amerikaaner

tired, crippled old neocon

should die already

he has some sort of paralysis

He's a retard on a wheelchair. I feel sorry for the person that has to wipe his ass.

He broke his neck diving into a pool. He made Bush one of the most unpopular presidents in history (and got a nigger elected president) by telling him to invade Iraq. He has lived a life of jumping into things without looking at them first.

They just need to purge every neocon from contributing

bill kristol, david frum, this shithead, and all the others should get blanket media bans. They are all absolutely retarded even to the point of crying on TV during very simple debates.

>let's pick a person who can't protect his own neck from beaking to run our ideology and government

what a surprise America declined so much

I seriously think fox news or neocons are still in denial about being shitheads. They give this shitbrain all sorts of accolades on the network while the neocons swarmed for Hillary.

Dear G*d in Heaven he is so fucking ugly.