What you guys think about my shithole?

What you guys think about my shithole?

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Sounds as if you need a little more respect for you homeland.

pretty nice country, defo better than most balkan countries

Serbia is better

Dobro je. Ne valjaju ćevapi. Šta je burek sa sirom?

Went to Cres once. Cool place. Amazing landscape.

That being said your cuisine is the most basic bitch I have ever encountered around the world. It's just variations of ground meat, white rice, and tomatoes.

bas sam jucer jeo sarajevske u zg
>kajmak skup u 3 picke matere

Almost paradise on earth

WE WUZ ILYRIAN KANGZ AND SHIT

Dođi brate u Travnik. Dvadeset ćevapa dva i Sup Forums eura. Ipak smo mi cvijeće hrvatskog naroda.

Either you Za dom the best or spremi with the rest.

Koji si kvart čmaru ?

Was nicer when serbia owned it

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>tfw I'd think Croatia is based if we'd had better relationships throughout history

I like Serbia better. You guys are cucks. Would rather exterminate Christians than Muslims just to join the NATO jewish empire. Was it really worth it?

>shithole
you need to travel more user

Dubrovnik is quite nice, the rest of your country looks like a fucking wasteland tbqh senpai

>Was it really worth it?
yes, autonomy is great
no we team up with serbia and remove kebab

Have an uncle in Zagreb, said some guy got a recipe and all that from Sarajevo.
This means it should be good, but he added mushrooms or some shit

Dunno show sharpie in shithole + timestamp

Generally your buttocks are flabby, you show both piles and anal fissures. Also you have a weakened sphincter muscles. I suggest an appointment with a proctologist.

Shit.

dunno, post it.
nohomo

I think I need to learn Croatian asap for my job so if you have any tips I can reward you with some potatoes

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majku ti jebem=good afternoon

oh so you have good afternoons in croatia? sounds comfy tbf

>bog

if you dont drink like a fucking sink, dont even bother to come here cause you will die

Oh I do, friend.

Anyway I've started to learn some very basic pronunciation and it makes a lot of sense, as for declensions I hope they make sense, not like the german ones desu

Osijek, Rijeka i Pula su dobri.
Zagreb i Split meh.
Šibenik i Zadar treba napalmom politi.

Nedavno mi bio prijatelj iz Guatemale, i iso u Travnik na izlet donio nazad u Sarajevo 10 porcija za pijanke navece, KEK.

I like to call it Hirvatistan

Any enemy of Serbia is my enemy too

serbia and croatia are literally in the biggest love-hate relationship this world has known

Your flag is a picnic table cloth

>Commie detected
>Pula dobra

Arena, Kud Idijoti. Samo jedan Kradezeovac u gradskom vijecu.

Is it easy to find a Bosnian wife (my parents are from Bosnia)

Kako meni ide na kurac kad bosancerosi svih nacija krenu u propoved o ispravnosti bureka pa majku vam jebem ne zove se sve isto kao u vasoj vukojebini jel vas trigeruje ovo pizda vam materina

>burek sa sirom
>burek sa sirom
>burek sa sirom
>burek sa sirom
>burek sa sirom

The only real country in the Balkans

>Vegetarijanska Karađorđeva.

na provokaciju provokacijom

Bretty gud, 8/10

Yes, flash your German passport around girls you'll be married in a week.

>For your passport
>She will probably leave you for a Turk when she gets a German passport

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Some based pop you've got there hrvatska :3

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Hahaha, bog i hrvati. Bog nije nikad bio s nama ni nece bit

Bas to.

Burek sa sirom ne postoji.

Our grammar is much easier than German.

kada nam vucic napravi nuklearke prvo sarajevo i bl gadjamo majku vam retardiranu medjedi.jedino hercegovinu ostaviti, strasno sa kim su ti ljudi prinudjeni da dele drzavu.

t. Kerim Türkmanler

Raise 3 fingers and say: od vardara do triglava

>kada nam vucic napravi nuklearke

b8

U BL su vecina Srbi, zar cete i njih? I zar se ne pise "medvedi" a ne "medjedi". Vuce te korijen nazad u domovinu. kek
Burek sa sirom ne postoji, to je uvreda za burek.

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>VUČIĆU PEDERU
>VUČIĆU PEDERU
>VUČIĆU PEDERU
>VUČIĆU PEDERU
>VUČIĆU PEDERU

>burek sa sirom

Don't listen to him.
Just say: "Dogodine u Kninu"

>state subsidized meat products

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I don't know anything about your country.

tfw you had your face on that wikia

>Indians speaking slavic languages

nice, thank you based user

naravno da hocemo, ako zele spas moraju da priznaju da je burek sa surom jedini pravi i plate odstetu.

Cekam iskompleksirane srbeke

J O B S
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Nearly done with my bus licence, lets hope there's some fucking jobs for this at least.

>eating god knows what meat

Would never touch burek sa mesom with a 10 meter pole, unless it's homemade.

Dabogda ti sin bio vegetarijanac.

Sta mislite sta ce s nama biti kad EU se raspadne narednih godinu dve?

>67%

Sea organ in Zadar, right ? Beautiful thing man

Ovo:

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Mislis da ce se nesto promeniti? Bice kako je bilo i do sad, cak i da udjemo u EU ostace isto

Faggots to the NW of me, rapebabies to the SE of me. Orcs to the E of me. Stuck in the middle with you.

dabogda ti sin bio bosanac.

Those sausages look very tasty.
I've just eaten blood pudding with scambled eggs.
Pig blood in a sausage. It's delicious and frightens Jews and Americans.

Yea dude

We have something simmilar over here, called krvavica, but its not that big, normal sausages.

Why does it look like pic related.
I guess it is store bought?

>what is svargla?

google it

Why would you eat pig blood wtf

We eat it here also.

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>A
>FUCKING
>PINEAPPLE
But Pula was nice. What do you think of it?

Didn't even know, damn, that shit looks disgusting.

Much better than my shithole ;_;

I don't.

Pula is an Ok place.
Ypu should visit: Hvar, Šibenik, Dubrovnik.
Those are the best places i have been to.

Love the flag.

Dubrovnik is overrated, it is nice but it is super expensive, and i can only afford to go through. When i see prices im like.

rightful clay of greater Italy

>PINEAPPLE
it's Ananas

You said that about Ethiopia and we all know how that went.

ethiopia is colonial clay, not rightful clay

Mate fuck off, If it wasn't for Croats you would be Turkish now.

I hate all of Balkan niggers

Seriously you are the most hideous, disgusting Turkish rape babies on the planet wish you had all fought each other to extinction

A stain on the once great Europe fuck off

nice women and easy usually always filthy whores. men are huge faggots though so thats prob why.

and it it wasn't for us you'd be turkish now too

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