Will you beat your kids, Sup Forums?

Will you beat your kids, Sup Forums?

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absolutely not

HELL YEAH!!!!!
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Maybe a spanking here and there but my dad used to hit my brother and he turned out a faggot.

Only if it's gay.

Only a spanking.

And only when it's the second time. Never spank them when it's the first offense, warn them first.

If they do it again, then it's time. Then they'll learn.

a smack on the ass to get their attention is fine. making them cower and run as you chase them with a weapon is peak degeneracy.

Only after explaining to them why what they did was wrong and never after age 10

Hot

>not making your kid fear and obey authority
It's like you want them to grow up liberal.

All of this

Only during the foreplay.

Spanking is a violation of the NAP.

>Will you beat your kids, Sup Forums?
Only if they become namefags.

A spank, probably, then I'll have have this feeling of regret like after I slap my dog on the ass for eating my sandwich off of my plate as I'm not looking.

Is the only way to make them grow

kek

no, because i am not black

Source pls

Nope, I will redpilled them instead

No. Beating is abuse. Discipline should never be abusive.

This guy gets it

I will never forget the day I hit that cunt back.

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But it`s your fault for buying food with atrazin.

>not wanting them to respect authority
>wanting them to grow up fearing and hating authority
It's like you want to create antifa

If I somehow end up with the kind of kids that can't be reasoned with and need a beating, I'll just drown them in the bathtub and start over.

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This video is so comfy

>Wanting to have kids
Oy vey.

If they turn out to be a fucking leaf, I'll get my goddamn rake and end that shit.

my dad would terrify me when I was younger, particularly in my teenage years.
>at family reunion
>bring friend so its not totally boring
>just a friend
>after hanging out with him alone for like 10 minutes we go to get our plates and food
>father asks me why my knees are red in front of whole family
>was playing with my niece in the grass earlier
>accused me of being a whore
>when I got home he spanked me, not even kidding
>was 15 at the time, a little old for that I thought
>totally terrified
>now have daddy issues

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You were wrong for not giving your friend a blowie in exchange for him going to your family reunion. I would have beat you too.

If he's gay, yes. If he isn't working by 16, yes. If he doesn't go to college, yes. If he doesn't move out by 18, yes.

If he's a girl, yes.

>Not having your wife do it because women always get off scot free.

never said I didn't

No.

I keep a leather shaving strop for the rare occurances of lying, cheating, or stealing for my two sons. So far, lying is the major reason I've had to use it. Never stealing.

Gooddad.txt

Other day my dog chewed up my wallet. Ruined it. Ruined my credit card.
That dog would not come to me for a few days after I beat the shit out of her with my wet chewed up wallet.
Will never chew up my shit again that's for damn sure. Good dog again now though.

>moral of story: Your kid will eventually forgive and forget.

No. I briefly considered spanking but black families all hit their children and look how they turn out.

>ITT: unrepentant child beaters

It's like you guys actually want children with emotional and developmental issues.

Protip: If you give them powerbombs and sharpshooters they won't have visible bruises

Spankings are for insubordination, and have to be done. But you see kids, when you are consistent and fair... and the kid knows what will happen, you hardly ever have to use it.

There's a line between discipline and beating the shit out of them.

Yes. Physical scarring may leave marks but emotional abuse is a million times as bad. The real word is a hard place. If you make mistakes, be prepared to be harmed. Parental emotional abuse is the #1 crime. Anyone who does it has to be put to death immediately.

No, because I'll raise my children to not be little shits so they wont need spankings in the first place. Only nogs beat their children. There are better ways of punishing children than hitting them like an ape. Take away their phone, change password on the Wi-Fi, take away their console's power cable and their controller, take away their toys. Don't make them do chores as a punishment, this will make them associate "chores = bad" and will make them lazy NEETS. Chores should be viewed as "work = reward" so they want to do chores.

>he'd let his children have access to the Internet

I will pray for eugenics tonight.

>Spare the rod and spoil the child

Only if they show signs of liberalism.

I might let my wife spank them lightly (she grew up in a family that practiced some amount of corporal punishment) but I didn't grow up that way so I'm not going to do it.

My son is so well behaved I've never had to discipline him once in his 9 years.

t. Single dad

You would let this woman touch your offspring? I would beat my mate into an inch of her life if she ever presumed to have any authority over my children.

>lower my kids IQ provably
you key your car too?

>he wont let his children have access to the internet
>turning them into tech-illiterate retards in a society that is progressively more and more technology reliant

obviously her authority comes from what I allow.

No. Beating your children creates slaves.

I will school them to use authorized parts of the Internet. Whitelist that shit. They will be able to program at the age of 12 max. They'll have a good teacher.

Only if I have a daughter and she's really hot.

If you ever touch your daughter you deserve to be shot. Only boys should expect corporal punishment. Women have to be conditioned to perform household and maternital tasks and be coddled. It's the only pill to take when it comes to female offspring. Never. NEVER. let her study.

>What is discipline

Have fun having unruly kids who eventually turn into shithead adults because you never said "no'' to them.

There's one thing you're forgetting. Normal people are never successful. They're a dime a dozen. If you do your best to make your children as normal as possible they will simply never amount to anything.

Yes, as the last resource

Hi Donald

I already do.

a better title would have been

>will you ever even see a vagina in person, faggots?

spankings seem to be the most effective at keeping kids in line without really causing any psychological problems. don't do it out of anger at the kid and make sure your kid understands that the spanking is a consequence for doing whatever they did to warrant it. This way, the worst you seem to get out of it are chicks with spanking fetishes, not too bad at all. Just an observation I've made.

No, but i'll beat yours.

im white so no, that´d be stealing black culture

You'll never have children op, nor wife, nor even girlfriend

Neither will you.

You fucking whore, why did you give blowjobs at 15.

>tfw got my first at 13

What age do kids do it at now.

Can't argue with Kek

you do realize children's brains havnt developed fully right? Good luck trying to reason with them tho

I hope 100% of the posters here are just roleplaying. The 2% of posters here that actually will have children might be misled to believe that violence against children is acceptable. The amount of damage you do to a child from physical violence is extreme. Parents have total control over their children and resorting to violence is sadistic. Yes, spanking is violence and you will not have a healthy relationship with your child.

There are no more arguments.

> Parents have total control over their children
Parents never have total control over their children, unless the child is fully autistic.