Me being from Iceland

>Me being from Iceland
>me and my brother chilling just driving in the country
>we notice the refugee camp that's out in ass
>we instantly realize we must go there
>I needed to take a piss so I piss on the refugee building there
>which is an old insane asylum
>they notice me take a piss
> I panic
> almost got piss all over my pants
>I jump in the car
>some faggot shouts something at us
>and throws a rock at us while we are driving away
>we get away
so what would've happened to us if they caught us?
pic not related

Running from refugees in your own country? Get some matches or something

You guys have the best VPN servers. Cheers senpai.

damn dude what a bunch of vikings.

get some matches

Go back to playing Eve.

>ruin my life
>for something that will only bring more refugees
also houses cant really burn down here

>be me
>go to Iceland
>enjoy all of it's beauty
>really have a great time there
>thanks for the time here and allowing me to visit your great little nation
>goes home to Canada
>dream about Iceland every other day
>learning icelandic to make that a possibility because I wouldn't just want to be some dumb retarded immigrant
>Ég tala smá íslensku nú!

japan or romainina or south koreans have the best internet speeds on earth

based iceland you shouldnt have refugees send them here

In iceland we have good shit internet

Icelandic sissy bois

>what would've happened to us if they caught us
some greenlander would have raped you and dumped your bodies in a harbor.

hows your big sister green land

Wew edgy
Making fun of a poor aryan girl getting murdered if we did something more refugees would come
And we don't want end up like you sweden

I meant in terms of freedom.

Fucking greenlanders
scum of the earth all they do is get drunk and get into heroin and shit and live of wellfare.

yep, and they kill seals and whales for fun/food.

>Wew edgy
To be honest, that was the first news from Iceland that I remember since, I don't know, you said FU to UK bank men.

FPBP cucks telling other cucks to stop being such cucks
>wew lad

paying for fences in other countries that dont wok.
>we did a bloody good job mate!

i don't know whether I should thank you for wanting to sacrifice yourself for our sake or to feel disgusted at how eager you are to take in more refugees

are there many birth defects because of the inbreeding?

>But you paid for fences hurr
Sweden is the rape capital of europe and half the country is run by women, child rapists get off scott free cause muh tolerance of other cultures and taxes are enormous to pay for these animals welfare.
>Meanwhile we're waking up and have voted to get out of the european jewnion, and are a 90% white country with the best anti-terrorism units that exist

no
and we don't inbreed any more
not as much anyway

interesting. so you must have some sort testing or family tree documents to avoid any possible genetic problems of the offspring?

I think I remember there being an app to see if you're related to someone before you fuck kek

see

>90% white country
Allah Akbar your capital's Mayor

Your country is very beautiful sven.
Everyone was white.
Even the tourists were white.
Nice change of pace.
But I can see why the suicide rate goes up in winter.
COLD AND DARK

London is a shithole and all the slums are filled with muslims and niggers because they're the only ones stupid enough to buy a piece of shit house in a ghetto for 400k, or £300 a week rent.
>All the nice areas are still 95% white
The country is still 90% white, only the cities are fucked just like in every country on earth desu

Checkin

How can even Canda say DARK? You all live near Toronto, not at the Polar Circle. And cold? Near zero (C, for you idiotic Americans) because of Gulf stream.

they would have culturally enriched your ass, you should have hit them with your car.

Get all muslims out of Iceland

You pissed on people and they chased you ? Wow, how unexpected

>But I can see why the suicide rate goes up in winter.
Not on them on their insane asylum

negrar

There are fucking fuckgees in island?wtf are rhey doing there?you habe the ocean to protect you lovely rotten sting Ray munchers

99% of them are albanians

I was disappointed when I went to Iceland and wasn't land made out of ice. It wasn't even that cold. What's the deal with that?

the south is actually pretty mild tbqh

How did they even get to your frozen volcanic shithole anyway?

Were you in reykjavik?
Its not really cold their
but in the north It can get pretty cold

By applying
we have cuck party that has a lot of votes
But our nr. 1 party is fine I guess

>It can get pretty cold
Yeah, no frozen seas around Iceland, just "cold" air.

it can happen in the north

I'll have you know the harbor of my town freezes every year

Was in myvatn in the north.you'd expect insects to be non existant in a country with frozen water in its name. But the lake honors its name and is black with fuckin moskitos. So... Not cold enough yet

Otherwise one of the prettiest country I saw with one of the nicest people. Especially if you get to know them not as tourist.

OK, if that is true then I was wrong.

I can check how related I am to every icelander ever born
goes back to the 700's

any viking heroes?

700s?So bask to norway? That was before even the Irish monks settled on your lovely isle cutting down all the trees. At least you took care of them Pius bastards.

Start killing their kids

I am directly related to Egill Skallagrímsson and Helgi the lean
yeah back to norway, the granparents and great grandparents of the earliest settlers

Cuck

Do you know that ~700-1000 Icelanders are related to some nigger?

Yes
Think it is less than that tho

Do you have a link for that? Can you remove those people from Iceland to preserve your genetics?

>Irish monks settled on your lovely isle
We weren't there for long IIRC. When the vikings landed they found the monasteries had been recently abandoned.

>cutting down all the trees
Did we? How did we destroy an entire island's forests? And what did we do with the wood?

>At least you took care of them Pius bastards
So vikings are cool but monks are evil?

You Icelantic lads would have to look up your laws and customs for that, but its good to hear people are resisting against the illogical will of mass unwanted, illogical and uncontroled imigation.

I mean ive been on holiday to Iceland and it is such a lovely place of outstanding natural beauty, that desu i could probbly easily get used to it and settle down there, i honestly thought that it was such a fantastic place. It has so many many fantastic things going for it.
(Pic related its when i was in iceland)

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