Why does Trump tweet such dumb things?

Why does Trump tweet such dumb things?

name one dumb thing he's tweeted

He isn't very smart

Why does this tweet resonate so much with me?

Oct. 2012. Can you read?

kek

Because he gets off on rustling people's jimmies

He is very smart. He just doesn't dress things up in silly smartypants wordy words.

Easy to manipulate child. Play on his ego for 5 minutes and you can make him do anything.

Much like how Europe sees the USA.

>You guys are so free
HEWWWLL YEA
>And so strong, like really strong
MUH GUNS YEEEEEHAAAW ARMY STRONG
>Yeah so brave
MURRICAAAAA
>Could you go into a deficit by protecting us cause we are such weak cucks and you are so manly and all?
HEWLL YEAH WE PORTECT THE LITTLE GUY STONGMAN STYLE YEEEEEEEHAAAAW

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Guess that's why a year of telling him to drop out worked so well. Cause he's so easily manipulated.

>a eurocuck's understanding of how superior nations think.

Six Ethiopians have been deposited in your account.

You really like that picture don't you, you keep posting it in every thread

Profits margins must be slim.

STFU .that nigger forgot more than you know.

dumb?? Kek! gtfo, that's a hilarious tweet.

What do you expect form Twitter? Fuckin William Shakespeare?

He is smart. He's playing 4D chutes not ladders

You could say they're cash-starved.

>a few years later
DAAAAMMN THESE FAGGOTS AR A BUNCH A LIL BITCHES LMFAO FUCK NATO YEEHAW
>n-no america senpai pls come back

>you will never experience the pure bliss which must come from beinf this retarded
Feels bad

Trump loves run on sentences

What do Trump's tweets have to do with the price of milk in Mexico?

You niggers got hella mad from a shitpost. This is why I love Sup Forums.

Have you considered that you are just to dumb to understand his next level mind

That tweet embodies most Americans.
>hate someone, fuck with them anyway
Yep.America.

>jokes on you I was only PRETENDING to be retarded

Why does OP ask such dumb things?

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> Bantz
> dumb things

pick one

> Successful businessman
> Against ALL odds president of USA
> Not very smart

I assume you're not aware of the saying ''a fool and his money are soon parted'' which further invalidates your claim.

I won't lie. When I drink a vending machine 20oz. I usually grab Pepsi. But ever since I read this statement I laugh and usually choose coke instead. Brings a smile to my face.
I think the man is a genius.

It's the same meme they used against Bush the Second.

>This man is now POTUS
Feels fucking great

Because it persuades you in ways you don't even consciously realize yet.

That tweet in the OP isn't about coke, not really. It's just a piece of groundwork he's laying for building future train tracks through your mind. You don't know it yet. You didn't know it until it was too late.

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holy fuck these cannot be real

please tell me these are real

>missing the diet coke tweet
Keep up you mongol fuck.