WHAT MOVIE DID SINBAD PLAY A GENIE IN?

WHAT MOVIE DID SINBAD PLAY A GENIE IN?

PLEASE I AM IN THE WRONG CONSCIOUSNESS - THIS IS THE TRUMP TIMELINE ISN'T IT?

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it was Shazaam in the old timeline
but you're stuck in the in between
S H A D I L A Y

Seriously, this one has me questioning my sanity. I remember him being in the genie movie too.

Jingle All the Way

In this timeline Shaq played a genie.

you have to go back

and the movie is called kazam now

No you guys that was Shaq in Kazaam

You're thinking of Shaq in KAZAAM!

Shaq=sinbad because them negros all look alike

is that what cds used to look like?

you guys are obviously not from the original timeline
I watched the movie as a kid at a sleep over and it was definitely sinbad

You're confused

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in the old timeline they played golf on the moon during apollo 11.
now it happened during apollo 14, there was no golf ball or golf club carried on the first moonwalk.
something is seriously wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=awEc9FVIfNE
ignore the cringe but here is the answer

What do you remember about the Bowling Green Massacre, OP?

Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I thought the same thing. I had a VCR tape recorded. Could have swore it was Sinbad.

no read the comments and look at the dislikes this movie existed. Dimensional shift

>there's no way my memory is shit we must be hopping through tangent dimensions! yeah that's it!

Its shit like this that makes me believe Simulation Theory is a distinct possibility.

>georgi al-costanza

You're just misremembering things.

So why do no copies exist any longer?
Why does sinbad himself not even remember making it or anyone involved for that matter?

literally babby's first time learning why eye-witness accounts are not considered evidence in court

Jew Magic

This isn the jill stien timeline friend

Probably just some mind tricks people play on themselves. But being from aus and not knowing him from ANYTHING let alone being a comedian I still associate him with a genie movie.

Snopes.com says that Shazzam never existed and Sinbad was never a genie.
Remember, Snopes is fake news. This is a massive coverup.

The Lampguest

Bump. Don't let this slide.

>Random House fucks up a label.jpg

Dude I recall Sinbad in a metallic green, Genie Outfit.

first and only time i ever heard of this sinbad character was in always sunny. i always thought sinbad was a pirate, like blackbeard or whatever

Please listen to me It's absolutely true that there has been a dimension shift, maybe even several. I have irrefutable proof of this. These little details are just the beginning and soon there will be more obvious occurrences in real time that will bring massive attention to this. I will share my proof soon but first I need everyone reading this to do two things: first screencap this thread and second reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.

Bump. Someone start a Shazzam general. We're going to get to the bottom of this.

>irrefutable proof
So start posting

You forget the Scary Movie joke about Shaq's acting.

Jingle all the Way
>TA TA TURTLEMAYNE!

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Wouldn't that be something if memetics were true and there really are shifts through the collective power of peoples minds

OMG MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL!!!

mhhhmmmm

Bogdanoff's offer is 800 trillion for video cassette mistake. Thank you

this one fucked me up the most the scarecrow now has a gun in the wizard of oz U WOT M8
youtu.be/YYGFED-XGBM

Shazaam. I watched it years ago.

I'm almost positive that this is a psyop to convince people that objective reality is not reliable so that the future global oligarchy can get away with anything


That or people are really fucking abysmally imperceptive and can't remember shit

The movie exists. Just not in this timeline.

Bump

So you're suggesting these instances have at some point just been covered up? Photo shopped?

You're a bad person

This is fucked. I feel like this is a glitch they didn't fix in time, and they're going to pull the plug on a whole bunch of us to keep the Matrix stable.

I KNOW HE WAS A GENIE.

I knew it before OP made this fucking thread.

>mfw some of us are from different alternate realities

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>Family and friends may not technically be the same person/consciousness

He kind of looks like Assad, only with less dopey ears.

that's a bad shop

That took some effort, here's your (You) you massive sperglord

We've already lost. The Androids are just too powerful!

Kazaam

Yeah....he he...just a...shop.

Nothing to see here folks. Definitely not real.

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He was doing a marathon of one of his shows and he dressed as a genie. Apparently this was the most watched marathon of all time.

No fucking way m8. Just no. I've seen that movie a few times as a kid, but I don't remember any guns, and I was interested in guns back then so I think I would remember seeing one in a movie I watched all the time. What is going on?

Jingle All the Way? He dressed as Turbo Man's villain for a short stint at the end of the movie.

Here's one
>if we have switched timelines, does that mean our parallel selves switched to another timeline?

bumping for answers to questions that bother me so.

reeeeeeeee

quick rundown on probability of timeline shift pls

I'm from the timeline where Sinbad played The Hulk
Oh God, how do I get back home?

home.cern/topics/large-hadron-collider
CERN's LHC turnt on: 2008
Origins of Mandela Effect: 2010
ya just a coincidence guys

The Mandela effect is crazy

Chick-fil-A my ass

Nice racist psy-op O.P.

> A black guy played a genie in the 90s.
> Movies name is kazaam
> Played by shaq
> People remember the movie and call it shazzam.
> Shaq-fu is still a piece of shit videogame
Timeline is unaltered

See also: BerenSTAIN bears. 2spoopy

The Bernstein Bears meet Aladdin.

This is the "Trump ushers in a 1000 year reign of American winning" timeline.

WTF yeah he was in that genie movie a while ago. What the actual fuck

It's always been going on.

Back in the day it was just "Wait, I thought it was..." "No, shut up, you're an idiot." "Oh okay."

Now we can notice and agree.

>Chick-fil-A my ass
exactly. I moved to Atlanta some time ago from a place that didn't have chic-fil-A's. I remember remarking how they spelled chic the way I do... which is CHIC

That said.. we jumped that timeline sometime after 2005/2006

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This.

Sinbad was never a genie in any movie. It was definitely Shaq in Kazaam.

Although, I do believe it was BerenstEin and not BerentstAin because I used to connect the Es together in the word.

Anyway, I think I do know what you're all talking about when everyone has seen Sinbad as a genie.

I'll be right back to update, because now that I think about it, I do vaguely remember something.

Hahahahah, there's some real truth to persuasion, when I kept reading even though in my gut I suspected it would end that way

skeptical but

Sinbad was pretty popular and the 90s and has disappeared off the face of the earth since

It is because the Disney genie from Aladdin has very similar facial features to Sinbad, including the trimmed beard.

People remember the Shaq movie, but subconsciously they think of the Disney genie because he is the most famous genie. So they attribute the Disney genie's features to a black guy. Naturally, Sinbad seems like the perfect fit due to his appearance and the era it was from.

So tell me, guys.

Who remembers Ishbu from all that? Sinbad played his dad in a couple episodes.

Ishbu was one of the fucking BEST hilarious sketches on all that.

Maybe you guys are associating him with that? Although I have other ideas too.

>WHAT MOVIE DID SINBAD PLAY A GENIE IN?

None, but he did play a role as a high school teacher in a movie about hamburgers

sinbad was an ethnic genie looking dude in an all-that episode
not a genie tho that was shaq brehs

KILL EVERYONE WITH TIES TO THE BERENSTEIN TIMELINE. MAKE OUR TIMELINE PURE!

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>Shazaam
it was shaq in kazaam

This picture is so old. It's not legitimate evidence.

Nice try.

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>abidas
>die abidas
>diabeetus

:(

>THIS IS THE TRUMP TIMELINE ISN'T IT?
The man in your pic was president 1992-2000.