Meanwhile, on Sup Forums in the "Hillary Won" universe

>Meanwhile, on Sup Forums in the "Hillary Won" universe...

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So guys I just got my draft papers in today. Not really sure how to feel about it, I don't see the point of attacking Canada but... I.. I'm with h-her!

So maybe it's stockholme syndrome, but... I'm starting to enjoy my partner's strap on.

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Wow I'm so glad we finally dissolved our borders. National sovereignty is a construct of the patriarchy anyway.

Do you guys pay your reparations on a month by month basis or do the one-time yearly plan? I would pay it all at once but with the white male tax and the upcoming cis-gender tax I'm a little strapped for cash.

I have information that will lead to The Supreme Vagina Overlord's imoeachment, and it is this: [DATA EXPUNGED]

It's so sad that Trump shot himself in the back of the head three times, but luckily it means that our God-Empress can rule unopposed!

buy my filters

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They give you tax credits for volunteering your time at the new Trayvon Martin education centers. The WMT (white male tax) paid for it anyways may as well get a discount for it.

I feel so jealous about the guys in the topic: they did't get bombed yet. As for my country it is almost destroyed, there are only several small cities which were too needless targ... Oh... Sorry guys i guess it's time. Thank you pol for being with me for those 3 years.

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Anyone else selected for refugee housing? I can't wait to help out these poor refugees; my wife is so generous she opted to let them sleep in our bed with us! She did suggest that I sleep on the couch to give the poor guy more room, and I am more than happy to oblige!

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we're attacking canada because they're not progressive enough

I AM FROM THE RON PAUL TIME LINE, YOU HAVE TO POST MEMES BEFORE SHE G-

IT'S NOT FAIR
W-WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

They didn't approve pedophilia, of course they deserve to be attacked

Milo gave a speech at UC Berkeley, but no one showed up to see it.

What the fuck has happened to Sup Forums? How in gods name would anyone with more than two braincells vote for Shilliry? Seriously anons?

Carl Sagan +1 my redditor

Oh gosh, I hope Our Fair Lady deals with these subversives. I am literally shaking right now.

>tfw you're the only user here from the Jim Webb timeline
>tfw just bagged my 50th Chink scalp as part of Jim's personal Gook-Gutter Battalion.

Shit is amazing guys. Feels good to be led into the battlefield again by a standing president. I ship out to capture a major Chinese cargo port in the morning. Wish me luck!

You Drumpf tards took what came for you,you where biggots and racists,and thats not what people like,now repeat it with me KILL ALL WHITE MALES!

Hillary sacrifices baby to moloch in oval office

V& incoming

I tried getting some milk at the store today, but apparently the Clinton administration issued an executive order banning milk related products ever since the huge influx of Indian immigrants

In all honesty a Clinton presidency would be like pretty much any other Democratic presidency in modern history; next to nothing of note would be accomplished and it would ultimately just be a huge waste of 4-8 years by any measure.

looks like war amigos, #d-Draft our daughters!... heh.... im with her... fighting on the frontlines, are you?

I thought we censored 'Make America Great Again' into 'Make Donald Drumpht Again'? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Hindus regularly consume dairy products, just not beef itself.

This, now i need to found my safe zone again

#DrumpfDidntMakeIt

I see
I guess I have to be more culturally sensitive to hone my shitposting

Did you just assume those immigrants' religion?

REEEE

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I feel so bad about my neighbors, their kid has been missing for months now. This has been the 4th missing person case this week in my county.

What is going, Sup Forums? There is literally nothing in CNN about this!

Good thing I don't have kids. I'll just be comfy and enjoy some pizza.

DRUMPF BTFO

LOL poor drumpfy, too bad that tiny hands rapist committed suicide before he could stand trial before the gender equality tribunals!

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a million refugees, this is great.

>HILLARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM FROM THE JEB! TIMELINE, EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD

Three years! What a newGUY

Shoving a huge dildo up my ass, realizing that we have lost and give in. Subsequently loose all political ambition and interest for time to come.

Fucking B^U can't even draw fully open eyes even when they're excited jesus christ.

Go to bed Jeb, and stop using proxies. We all know that a Jeb timeline is impossible.

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Hows it feel drumpfets? knowing your commander in chef is a THICC bombshell GILF?

Isn't it wonderful that after Hillary became president almost everyone on Sup Forums immediately converted to Judaism? I just feel so much better now that I'm not thinking for myself anymore.

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I finally have evidence that will incriminate Hillary once and for all.
Let me answer the door first and then I'll post it.

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LMAO AMERICANS ARE C**KS

Finally, we can asure respect from the 6 millions jewish people massacred by Adolf Hitler

hekekeke

Everything sure is fine. I am happy with my how life is going and my new gf wife. Xe's sure is quite diverse, and sure seems to be enjoying my reparation payments haha

Are you all looking forward to Camp next week? Haha, I know I am very much. I hear that if you contract certain sicknesses you don't have to go this quarter though, hah, anyone know a good interborder doctor I could consult to make sure I am not sick so I can attend camp I so very much want to go please help hahahaa

>war with China and Iran getting closer to reality
>"h-Hillary would have s-started a war!!!"

Drumpfcucks pig disgusting desu

I know I said I'd move to Canada if she won but...i still have so many movies left to star in.

I'm starting to regret my vote for Hillary. She's becoming unhinged. I'll probably vote straight Republican in 2020.

This is coming for a guy who supported Hillary since she defended the child rapist

t. Angela

Thank you, and your PM for allowing us to diversify our population with Aborigines.

>China

cite your sources, ctr!

Did you see Hillary's inauguration crowds? They were HUGE!!!

We shall open borders and take them all in!

Why souch a small breasts though?

Whatever happened to all those protests the Trumptards were going to have? They all just went back to their bedrooms to jerk off over cartoons.

>tfw in the hitler timeline
Listening to cyber nazi is mandatory and all the Jews have been successfully elimated
Feels good man

>insurance payments up by 200%.
>wife leaves me for some rich beta cuck.
>watch my oldest son go overseas to fight Russia
>my daughter ends up turning into a disgusting dike
>car breaks down, so I have to take the bus with all these refugees
>try to find my gun to shoot myself, but realize its gone because of gun confiscation laws

why, Sup Forums? WHY?!

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!

>Implying she haven't won
>implying you aren't in a simulation

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cnbc.com/2017/01/29/us-china-war-increasingly-a-reality-chinese-army-official-says.html

Have fun being drafted

Happiness

fucking kek i forgot that that comic existed. xD

Trump was going to be a terrible President anyway.

yeah happiness

EDUCATE YOURSELF
>IT'S 2017 LIKE I CAN'T EVEN
MODS MODS MODS

>none of them not shopped

Yeah no thx, nobody likes Japanese "women" who tongue slobber all over the place like kissless virgins and squeal like pigs being slaughtered.
Disgusting.

Miku Abeno and Nanase Otoha are faved.

Mana Makihara has also kinda a slut face.

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t. Virgin

I don't think slutshaming would be tolerated on tumble, surrender frog

China getting mad because we do what's best for our country economically.

>HURR WE SHOULDA ELECTED SOMEONE WHO WOULD KEK US TO THE CHINESE, THEY DEFINITELY WOULDN'T HAVE DECLARED WAR LATER ONCE WE WERE WEAKENED.

Oh Klaus, you are really not good at foreign or national policy, you voted for Merkel, didn't you?

Wow, I can't believe India was right, designated shitting streets are fantastic!

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Nothing wrong with having my cock getting some release in the whoremouth of a japenese pornstar. making them scream like pigs!

Your getting keked by Israel right now into fighting their war with Iran ;^)

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>implying trump won't let Iran launch their missiles at Israel first
>implying we won't retake the middle east, the holy land, the oil, and eradicate islam in a single war

But please, keep taking in those refugees, I am sure your wife loves it.

Jesus Christ it just gets worse guys.

First Sweden
Then Germany
Then Europe
We're gonna go any minute now. It's been fun Sup Forums


>I, user, do swear,
>On the regulations handed down by the faggot superior,
>To uphold Board Culture,
>To demand tits and timestamp,
>To Humiliate and degrade newfags,
>To post in Natsoc threads,
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>a woman lying still and flat on the back, floppy, because wh is not working with her partner at all letting you do all the work, while she screams your ears off with fake rape moans

Japanese porn is shit desu senpai

t. Mr. 60 %

Oi am laffin m8

Cool picture. I just wish she was using it on herself.

Another week since the inauguration with ZERO (0) illegal arrivals in Australia. Thanks for sponging them up for us, America.

I think the Shengen-style agreement with Mexico, Afghanistan and Syria will really boost your economy :^)