What do you think about Belarus?

Hi everyone.
What do you think about this county?

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White Russia > Russia

a one armed man was arrested there for ironic clapping....

Your rightful clay

countries like this and ((((ukraine)))) make my country not the most non-country of all

Meme country

I think you mean White Ruthenia?

Don't know much about it. Apparently it's basically still communist and Lukaschenko is a dictator. *Shrugs* I guess standard of living must be ok and country fairly peaceful otherwise people would be revolting or fleeing. Hard to know given it's kind of closed off and the Western media can't be trusted.

Tried to get reabsorbed by Russia not so long ago I think.

One of my Great-Uncles was from there (Polish citizen, though born there and ethnically Belarussian) but got out just before USSR and Germany raped the entire region.

That's all I know.

Whitest country in the world (100% white). Mostly because it is a shithole and immigrants won't go there.

...

Quite some time without seeing any Belarussian posts.

>*shrugs*
Lurk more before posting, newfag

"Naval glory of Belarus".
Real book, not a fake.

It practically was, see "Union State".

Standards of living are pretty shit there, inflation is through the roof and government has the right to fine and possibly imprison you if you can't find a job.

We need to make her more pro-european :3

Beautiful country:

youtube.com/watch?v=MkUzeYWa7-8

MAKE POLISH-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH WIELKI PONOWNIE

Don't know
Why isn't there any Belraus poster on the chan?
What is their endgame?

> history book for schools

>*Shrugs*
lol what the fuck man

Best country in the world!

A nice country that should join Russia.

Wtf belarus has a navy?

How you doing bulbash?

Disobedient minons.

No matter. Children must grow up as patriots!

very butiful houses, incredible supermarket food, but poor people

Based as fuck.
>Name literally translates as "White Russia"
>Ruled by a president with an iron but fair fist
>Bat'ka respects the country's past instead of being a cuck apologist like Putin or wanting gibsmedats like khohols
>Purged all the liberals and churkas back in the 90s
>Median income per capita is higher than in Russia and Estonia despite being landlocked and having no resources whatsoever

Fuck world of tanks

Belarus is real Lithuania. Vytautas was a Slav.

When will you get Transcarpathia back?
Poroshenko has ban your language there.

They're like Russia but a part of Russia that Russians don't want to join back up because it sucks.

>vkontakte
>facebook
Kill youreself my man

>Country literally only survives because of free gibmedats from Russia

Yeah, truly "based"

Noo

:3

Rightful Polish clay.

And they managed to do OK, unlike Ukrainians

Б

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> muh best country
Just to be clear - tou mean BeloRussia or Litvinia?

Л

cyyyкaaa

дeлeт зыc

Russia's asshole

Purge noviops - I`ll дelet.

You're India's Asshole
Myanmar is the POO in the LOO

>India's Asshole

You can say us that. No problem! At least this asshole country poos in the loo.

Myanmar is China's asshole nowadays.

It's sole purpose is to be a bufferzone between Russia and Europe.

Russian puppet state that knows its place. What even goes on there?

>Rightful Polish clay.

Stop making stuff up, there is no such thing.

What's your endgame?

Better than Lithuania

My girlfriend is from Belarus ask me anything

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is she ugly/cute?

your girlfriend has chlamydia, and you should feel bad

ps: she will leave you in a shitstorm in a few years

Tractors and potatoes

No she will not :)

She is very beautiful

Teaching Pajeets (who have got diarrhea from repeated Australian banter penetrating their buttholes) to poo in loo.

Based

this

Actually, I remember reading some years ago that Belarus is the only country that Russians would want to reunite with. They don't want Ukraine, but Belarus is OK.
And even back in the USSR days, there was some military objects in USSR that only Russians and Belarussians could serve at. So, Belarussians are basically Russians.
The problem right now is Lukashenko who doesn't want to give away his red carpet. His sons take up positions like head of KGB, etc. He is one of the few dictators in Europe. Another one is in Azerbajzhan (yes, it's technically European or half-European country).

haha, yes.
or maybe you mean provincial russian territory, just like all you baltshits are

A note about Belarus is they still have very soviet-like buildings around everywhere

You can spot alot of hammers and sickles here and there and everything, it's so cool.
Complete with the fact that it's classified as a dictatorship, so you can run around and say
"Hey everybody, i once was in a dictatorship country !!"

If you want to experience what it was like USSR (Soviet Union), Go there.
You have to speak their language tho if you wanna get in..

Why do westerners think that it's cool to visit a dictatorship? We're living in one and it's quite shit

But we don't live in a dictatorship, we merely live in a corrupt oligarchy.

Toвapищ, It's cool, Alot more Lively than "Democracy"

but don't you get to live in a country where 20% of your population are muslim, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THE DIVERSITY THEY'RE BRINGING??

everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side.

in the end of the day its way better of course to live in the west

>*Shrugs*

Yeah, whatever RT might tell you our muslim problems are practically the same as in the west.

As an example, muzzies praying in the middle of Moscow.

Don't even get me started on how multiple muslims are being let go after murders or riots simply because it would be "racist" to detain them

*Sighs* I-I'm sorry i have to do this.. 時間だ...

ukraine 2.0 electric boogaloo

>Median income per capita

What the fuck is this statistic? Is it supposed to be average income per capita or median income.

Belarusian girls are hot af.

One was in my one of my gen ed courses in college. Man that accent and those lips. 10/10 country based off that alone, tbqh.

Rightful Lithuanian clay.

*teleports behind you*
you are like a little child to me, kiddo
*slice you in half*
*disappears while laughing*

WORLD OF TANKUUUUUUUUU

>What do you think about this county?

A little bit better than russia.

[spoiler]third world horseshit[/spoiler]

*comes back to life*
heh.. you thought you could kill me that easily?
*scoffs* Pathetic.

*chops your arms off*
Hah.. Cya next time.. Amateur
*teleports away*

Rightful Polish clay.

is it true that muslims can out non-government tax on non-muslim business there?

Its...its so perfect...

>Goatee
>Suburb fences
>2 different slacks belts
>Running shoes

I just...I just want this to be shared more and more and more and more...

True, but GDL is rightfully part of Polish Commonwealth.

>Rightfully
Heh, no. You polish scum are the lowest on earth.

LOL
Jagiełło is Polish, because he assimilated to Polish culture. And before that he was culturally Ruthenian, not part of your Baltic peasantry.
Modern Lietuva has nothing to do with GDL. GDL was Ruthenian, then Polish. Your country is basically Samogitia, not Lithuania.

never understood why they separated from russia in the first place

нe пизди

i...is that a naruto ninja protector on his fingerless gloves?

This triggers the Samogitian peasant.

They exist?

Ah, going back to the "Lithuania doesn't exist" , "Jogaila was polish" - typical polish tactics. Grand duchy of Lithuania was ruled mostly by Lithuanian nobles. You poles couldn't conquer GDL so you schemed to temporarily make Lithuanian the king of Poland to get the GDL under a personal union. Litteraly worse than the jews.

True, but it's not really exclusive to muslims. Racketeering is still alive and well actually. It's just that the muslims still do it "old-school", while whites have formed private security companies, which are ostensibly legal but still use illegal methods if you don't pay.

The only industry that is somewhat protected from that is gas\oil industry, but, obviously, you can't just get in on that action.

Even Mickevičius considered himself to be Lithuanian because your country is a big steaming pile of shit.

Litwo! Ojczyzno moja! ty jesteś jak zdrowie;
Ile cię trzeba cenić, ten tylko się dowie,
Kto cię stracił.

Lithuania, my country! You are as good health:
How much one should prize you, he only can tell
Who has lost you.

Strippers

They never separated from Russia, because at that time Russia didn't even exist.
The Mongols destroyed the Kievan Rus. Then GDL beat the Mongols and as a result the territories of modern Belarus became part of it. Meanwhile Muscovy was vassal of the Mongols serving them, and then breaking free century or so later. And then couple centuries later than that Muscovy changed name to Russia.

it was a hologram all along
*touches your shoulder with my blade*
heh , goig somewhere kiddo ?

those commies did really good job of conquer and divide on us

Lithuanian nobles were part of Polish nation.
That's why there's literally no nobles left in your shithole of a country. Every single descendant of szlachta thinks of themselves as Polish.
Just a little exercise: take the most famous Lithuanian noble family - Radziwiłłs. Now find me a single member of that family that thinks of himself as Lietuvian and I buy you a beer. Literally every single one of them will tell you that you're delusional, and that they're all Polish and were so for half a millennium.

sry wrong pic

It has loads of trees.
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