Brit/pol/ - ITS DISGUSTING Edition

>Michael Fallon: Britain needs to engage "military to military" with Russia
express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions

>High Court appeal arguing that Britain cannot leave the Single Market without a vote from MPs is rejected
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/03/campaigners-launch-fresh-brexit-legal-challenge-over-single-market

>Are Nutt under police investigation for alleged election fraud in Stoke
uk.businessinsider.com/ukips-paul-nuttall-under-police-investigation-for-housing-claims-2017-2

>THINGS - Government's ultra-optimistic Brexit plan is published
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38836906

>Jeremy Corbyn expects an even bigger rebellion from his MPs over the actual triggering of Article 50
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/02/jeremy-corbyn-labour-team-braces-for-fresh-labour-rebellion-over-article-50

>John McDonnell: "I respect Article 50 rebels"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-brexit-rebellion-john-mcdonnell-a7558591.html

>They won't vote to stop their kids being raped, but they WILL vote for the Milkman - Lib Dems score landslide council victory in Rotherham, increasing their vote share by over 50%
libdems.org.uk/stunning_lib_dem_victory_in_labour_heartland

>'The most pro-Brexit town in Britain' - An analysis of Boston, Lincs.
ft.com/content/160a9604-e969-11e6-967b-c88452263daf

>Britain "could carry out cyber attacks on Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/britain-could-carry-cyber-attacks-defend-against-russia-suggests/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=O8ClR86bSMg
express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/michael-fallon-vows-to-crush-russia-like-an-empty-coke-can
youtube.com/watch?v=GpsS1SKaqsE
youtube.com/watch?v=mqh4FGfKdNA
murkyrips.bandcamp.com/track/ready
youtube.com/watch?v=qfAqtFuGjWM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

youtube.com/watch?v=O8ClR86bSMg

There's no such thing as "WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS"

You have the responsibility not to get yourself pregnant in the first place. Full stop.

>unironically losing to Scotland
The absolute STATE of direland

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first for angloposting

>ohh once in a while you'll find someone, who'll turn your world around, pick you up when you're feeling down, now nothing can change what you mean to me.

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Just been out to the shop to get some beer for the rugby.

Comfy times ahead.

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If you keep terrorists out of your country you create terrorism

Alcohol is degenerate


Sports are degenerate

"Alican Reilly"
Taigroach?

british digits for british shitposters

What you drinking?

Reminder Brits are shit

reminder: we're living in weimar germany without the SA to fight back

>I thought that was literally the point of your site
You're qa fucking idiot then. The point isn't to make another daily mash "brexiters are shit" site.
The point is to make a satire site that leans towards our politics. Write something taking the piss out of remoaners and you would have understood.

Not all articles will be like that. Hopefully it can have enough neutral pieces to draw in normies as well.
>express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions
Stuff like this in response to that story.
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/michael-fallon-vows-to-crush-russia-like-an-empty-coke-can

Rugby is God's own sport lad, don't be a faggot

What are Freddos?

Mini bars of chocolate shaped like a cartoon frog, some containing caramel, people constantly shitpost about how much they cost.

god I want brass knuckles so bad
I thought it was an ironic brexshitters site
Lemme type up another article for you
Seems like you want more dry sarcastic wit than straight up satire

Football > 400lb men pushing each other

How much do they cost?

Could you just get a shotgun license?

Reminder that Scotland are a shit meme team with eternal small team mentality and really bad attitudes

Reminder that Irecucks are unironically getting reamed by them despite this

Pepe chocolate?

Cost 10p when I was a weee lad at school

Depends on where you go, in what quantity you buy them, sometimes they are around 40p, sometimes 60p

Seen them in tesco at 65 pence

GIB

I live in London so there is no way in the name of christ I could get a shotgun liscence

>thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/michael-fallon-vows-to-crush-russia-like-an-empty-coke-can

its sad that a satire site has more charisma than any of our actual politicians have combined

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Sixty fucking pence???!!

>from 10p to 65p in a year
How does that happen?? Is the UK really northern Venezuela?

>I live in London
From what I understand, there's your problem. Why not rural Devonshire?

they're talking shite , they're 25p here iirc

>Banning subhumans= fascism
When will they learn that FASCISM IS NOT A SYNONYM FOR RIGHT WING REEE

I'm pretty sure I saw an image on here of them costing 60p

No, over 12-15 year period.

taigs getting BTFO in the rugby

Not to mention they bare more than a passing resemblance to a certain white nationalist hate symbol

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dw i'm planning to move to somerset/wales/scotland/really down south at some point
basically anywhere I can be left the fuck alone to walk some hills

youtube.com/watch?v=GpsS1SKaqsE

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Fascism is a meaningless word that can be applied to anything they disagree with

They used to have 10p printed on the label but they stopped doing that and now corner shop pakis can charge whatever they like for them so it varies by how jewish they are
I think they're 30p by me

youtube.com/watch?v=mqh4FGfKdNA

I know plenty of people who live in London with shotguns. Some rent houses or flats so store their guns at places like the Beretta shop.

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I discovered The Young Ones recently.

I don't understand about two thirds of it. Any bongs able to help me out?

>Scotland
>Wales' built up areas are all shit, and YMCA lives there
Just live anywhere south of Birmingham and west of London

How easy is it to get shotgun licence in London, do you know?

Its also derived from the left wing so they really are quite handicapped.

It's about Hippies and Punks in the 70's, that's about it really

>still trying to meme Hogg into being called 'the danger man'
BBC is in dire need of new commentators

Ehh? What's all that aboot?

>storing a gun anywhere but your own house
top shig/nep/kek/lel
somserset is the dream tbqh but i'd like to move to devon or plymouth as thats where my family is from

my best getin10years

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What don't you understand lad?

Just walk up to these lot and ask for one

Nice weather today lads :)

>hehehe bla'pewl
>[anecdote about nan mixing up achronyms]
>me dad were a dwaaarf
>[sweats profusely]
>bungaloows

Two people I know moved down then applied for one, one guy who lives in Soho and one in Blackheath.

gotta admit thats a good slogan

>Niggers
>Shotguns

Kek

I can get a hand gun from a slav, but I want a licence

For starters:

>Why does Rick have pigtails and write shit poetry?

>Why does Neil want to kill himself?

>Why do they have random bands playing in their house?

>Why would an airplane drop a bomb on their house?

>Nothing Mike says makes sense.

What you sayin white boi?

Its a sitcom about punks...

What should my first car be? Im a 19 year old student with 20k savings (earned not inherited)

Does the guy on the right have a miniature crossbow?

Women were a mistake.

how based is kay?
at least from what i've seen he isn't as politically lefty cuck tier "comedian"

>Tfw once sparked a 6ft 3" coon

w-wagwan f.am i need to wet up a yout, nah what I mean?

WE

Get a used car. Nothing fancy.

> be strong Gaelic man who needs no Anglo.
> expect Ireland to win; don't follow rugby at all.
> check out E T E R N A L A N G L O propaganda feed of Sup Forums.
> find out from an A N G L O Ireland is being destroyed.
> feel bad.

And I was going out for birthday lunch tomorrow. . .

get the cheapest smallest engine possible
trust me, the insurance will merk you until age 25.
get 3rd party fire and theft, cheaper insurance
and get something with 5 seats, for epic roadtrips, many girls, transporting furniture etc.

basically an old nissan micra

and to look cool all you have to do is blaze sick tunes out the speakers and get a flame decal or something.

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Im thinking of a vw polo or something 1.4 litre

Probably like 2006-2010

Or maybe one of those skodas if theyre decent, im not a badge snob

Theres a 2000 subaru in scotland for 1.5k but it costs a lot to insure and black boxes are jewish tricks

How'd you get 20k?

Globalism is driven by wealthy capitalists who through said wealth elevated themselves beyond national interests yet retained, and continue to acquire, undue influence over nations and their rulers.

You can obviously link the beginning of this back to the ends of monarchism and the beginnings of Equality as a social concept. They have used the appearance of equalised influence and power (i.e Democracy) to dodge rebuke and share blame for any ills with the electorate when before they at least depended upon the tolerance of Kings (even if they were far from immune themselves)

A national tyrant is ultimately better than international tyrants who indiscriminately ravages nations and their people because their interests lie nowhere in particular.

It's almost parody or satire.

They took all the most ridiculous, out of touch stereotypes old people held about students in the 70s and 80s and wrote a comedy about a group of students who are actually exactly like that.

Must have aryan blood

*drools*

Thanks, lads. I'll try to get with the spirit of it.

this
bang this out at 2am outside the chicken shop and you'll have the backseat of your car stained and smelling fish in a heartbeat
murkyrips.bandcamp.com/track/ready
play it from from 1 min 40

>3rd party fire or theft

This is a retarded idea for your first vehicle.

How long until London is completely annexed, lads?

Honestly feel like something quite as significant as that will throw out more red pills than we could ever hope to.

Fuck me, so it's not even just a meme. . .

I actually used to work in insurance for 2 years and thats just totally wrong
Its just like its just like wrong
Its not true!

You can't, people pretend to enjoy and understand it to begin with - 70s comedy is tasteless rubbish pushed by Peter Pan revolutionaries, discard it and stick to late 80s/90s/early 00s

There is still hope.

Give yourselves up willingly and you may yet be spared.

Working after leaving school, living with parents and not spending

Went back to college cause i hated my job and wanted to do something more interesting

go LOCAL

a car thats only had one old lady owner
good condition
about £5k

get one without a computer in it, im thinking 2000 or earlier.
that way if things go wrong it's easy to fix, you dont need to reset the onboard.
i had no end of issues when a fiat punto got glitches in its computer, sometimes wouldnt start, showed up warning lights and it was all a (n expensive) glitch
old school vehicles you can mallet the starter to get it going without much power, and any garage can repair

just leaving this here
youtube.com/watch?v=qfAqtFuGjWM

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