2 in the morning here

>2 in the morning here
>27 degrees
>can't sleep because it's so fucking hot so I walk out to the swimming pool
>something's splashing around in there
>get a torch
>fucking angry fucking snake
>govt regulation means that all swimming pools must have big fence with child saftey locks
>child safety lock is fucked
>live in the middle of fucking nowhere, will die from the venom before I get to a doctor if I'm bitten
>snake is coming in for the kill so I have to climb over the fence
>back in my bedroom, still way too fucking hot
>go to open window
>pic related is on my window
Fuck I hate this fucking cunt of a place I need fucking asylum.

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Come to Spain friend, we've got the nice weather with zero of the violent deadly animals.

I really enjoyed reading your personal blog

>27 degrees
>hot

It's 2am 30 degrees here and I'm too pov to turn the a/c on because power costs so much.

Luckily dune rats are hosting rage.

kill this fucking spider!!!!!

...

>zero of the violkent deadly animals

apart from hordes of somali and north african migrants, addicts and tramps.

>80 degrees at night

Waht

ive had the ac on for the past 3 weeks. its literally $1 an hour
work harder you dole bludging wog

just a fucking huntsman man, they're harmless plus they eat cockroaches and stuff

>Kill spider
>Thousands of spider babies
Fire is the only safe option

This board is just slide threads sliding other slide threads these days. Nothing I can do can make it more shit or off topic.

kek beat me to it

You must be mistaken Spain with the United Kingdom, m8. Spain has the lowest crime rate out of all the EU countries, we are the most civilized and possibly the nicest out here too.

[spoiler]Bin the butter knife, get a life[/spoiler]

This explains the shitposting. It's so hot, with the constant threat of death from the local wildlife that you make awful posts on an Italian water-skiing forum

It is somewhat related to Trump's immigration policy.

How did aboriginals survive without any shelters or weapons?

I heard they even had some animals go extinct

>Lives in a good house with a swimming pool
>Probably lives in a mostly white area
>Good weather
Ungreatfull fuck

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5 dagrees in Germany, no insects

you sure got al lot of parasites

Australia, were everything tries to kill you.including other Australians.

>poker cards on chest
Probably doesn't even know basic strategy or how to llay hold'em. If she does play poker, she probably uses the play dumb flirting tactic.

yes, l know

Gimme a gobby you cunt.

Can't wait to live in your country next year hombre.

Cant sleep either. Dog woke me up chasing a Wombat outside, sounded like it wanted to rape him. Forced him back inside.

Move closer to civilization nature cuck

do you have any antidotes at home?

>I am pov
>rage rats powering up
what did he mean by this??

oh, where does mr fancy " I've got no spiders in my house" cunt live thats so civilized eh?

He can't. It's the only thing eating the rabies-ridden possums under his bed.

You're welcome to come here, mon ami. I hope you like it.

>You're welcome to come here, mon ami. I hope you like it.

stop inviting people over we're full

How accurate is this picture?

kek atleast you can open your window
>Opens window to let the cold in
>Suddenly a bee, 2 mosquitoes, a flying jehovas and 24 immigrants come trough my window
Feels bad man

They're just cards you imbecile. It's not necessarily related to Poker

Can't wait to live there mi amigo. Save some room for me as well.

City outer suburbs.

Civilized enough not to have nature take over your property but secluded enough to live peacefully and avoid faggots in person.

NO

huntsmans are bro tier spiders, timid af, rarely bite humans and keep other insects away. literally the only spiders i dont kill and take outside are huntsmans and badges.

I'm coming to live there too, how's the weather?

The Huntsman is a spider of peace.

even the spiders shit post.

>censoring stick figures

Oh, come on. They are fellow Sup Forumsacks. They can't be that bad.

too hot, stay away

That's what they say about refugees, too.

It's really nice, food is delicious and very cheap.

>apart from hordes of somali and north african migrants, addicts and tramps.
Our third largest immigrant comunity has spoken

Yes.

You are so naïve it hurts, Manolo. Don't change. It's part of your charm.

> Live on a desert island
> Doesn't have solar

your own damn fault

fucking kek'd
australia fucking sucks
i'm so sorry m8
(the worst part of your shitty country is the small titty ban, the fuck is wrong with you guys?)

Celsius? I mean I live in Michigan USA, and I love the cold soooo.... No idea what 27C is about.

why would migrants move to spain when they have their choice of prosperous countries like germany and the uk?

go to the netherlands instead islandnigger

I legit will come to live in Bilbao with my Spanish gf once I finish school. I'll try to get spanish citizenship to complete my collection as well.

If they wen't peaceful we'd fill our border patrol ranks with huntsmans

Whats with all these city pussy cunts who cry at anything over 25c?
Fuck me dead grow some nuts you soft cocks.
>ABLOOABLOO IT WAS 26 IN SYDNEY TODAY
Go back to nu zulund if you cant handle the climate.

>image search
>0 results

RUN U CUNT

Are you ready for a booze cruise m8? I'm bringing 10 of the finest chaps England has ever known to your town to drink to excess, be loud and vomit all over your streets.

Sometimes I'm glad I don't live in bumfuck nowhere
But then again I hate niggers and lefties

Fuck I hate Melbourne

news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150518-spiders-australia-silk-webs-animals-environment/

why is it always a shitskin?
why can't it at least be a white frog?

I've got some news for you

My nigger

Sunshine and paella sounds more appealing.

Come to Latvia
but i can warn you that we have full of snow here and here its -20 degrees

>we are the most civilized and possibly the nicest out here too.

I've been all over Europe and I'd have to agree Javier.

He's talking about night temperature.

26 in the day is nothing.

>can't sleep because it's so fucking hot
>27c=80f

You are a fucking pussy.

See, shit like this makes me glad I live in southern ontario sometimes.
Gets pretty hot in the summer, upwards of 33 Celsius, but also goes down to -30 in the winter.
We don't have any crazy ass wildlife like the Americans or aussies do and it's nice.
The closest thing we have would be the Goose and they aren't here for half the year anyway and I'm pretty good at fighting off their chain gangs now that I've finally figured out how to perfect the female mating hiss. Just draw them behind a tree and whack em

RARE
A A
RARE
E E

I am aware of this.
Ahmed here gets it.

this fag keeps crawling on my bedroom window

cute

but you should punch it

looks beautiful

>white frog
That's some /x/ shit

are they poisonous?

>banning small tits

27C is roughly 80F.

Meanwhile the dangerous animals of my country ''ignore flag''

0 /COMFY/ Celsius here in Swedistan.
No deadly animals except bears, wolfs and kebabs.
Feels good T B H F A M

I thought Howard tried to push for that but it never caught ground?

>mfw Australia is literally the movie " 8 legged freaks"

Nah it's just a baby huntsman, he's harmless but spooky as fuck when they surprise you

>laying in bed reading Sup Forums
>feel a sting on my back, i rub the spot thinking it may be something in my sheets
>stings again
>shine my phone light on my sheets and find a scorpion
>first instinct is to punch its shit in
>catch it amd feed it to my magbros the next morning

The stings lasted several weeks. Cunt of a thing they are.

I dont know why OP complains about spiders. I have one of those in the OP photo that lives in the corner of the wall where my bed is like a foot above my pillow. He keeps all the shit cunt misquitos away from me so hes a bro.

>first instict is to punch its shit in
Yeah you're Australian alright.

Find out if it crunches

>No deadly animals except bears
Sweden has bears?

I don't know why, I find it hilarious that Australians antagonize wildlife around them instead of being scared of them

>2 in the morning here

brown bears, yes.

Hes bitching about 80F?
What the fuck op? For us in our summer, that is considered a good day.

I am deathly afraid of spiders and snakes.

I want to visit Australia cause I hear all the girls are hot and slutty for big white American dick but I know the hostels are probably infested with deathly man eating spiders.

Our whole schtick is that we are cocky cunts who are afraid of very little.
Besides theres nothing more hilarious than cracking a snake like a whip.

Come to QLD, you will feel quite at home.

>Hes bitching about 80F?
Yeah I don't get it. Maybe the humidity is off the hook or something.