ITT: Sup Forums Hires a New Employee

>Sup Forums is an industry captain in the Kite Boarding market
>Sup Forums desperately needs to hire a new employee
>Dan quit the company and fucked up some shit
>the office janitor is also black mailing you
>janitor will violently sodomize you if you don't hire someone
>you have to hire someone or the janitor molests you

Candidate #1 - The Black Man
>graduated from Harvard
>degree in business and marketing
>age 24 and happily married
>zero experience in industry
>non-religious

Candidate #2 - The White Woman
>graduated from Harvard
>degree in business and marketing
>age 24 and happily married
>zero experience in industry
>non-religious

WHO DO YOU HIRE Sup Forums?

neither

You just got molested by the janitor.
>don't be this guy

Neither because it's a fucking software company.

You just got molested by the janitor.
>don't be this guy

The black man. Obviously.

At the very least I'm not going to have to pay him stupid amounts in maternity leave. In fact if he does have children, there's statistically little chance he will have anything to do with them, leaving him free to dedicate himself to work.

Hire the woman, she'll clean shit better.

Promote janitor on Dan's position

what if my fetish is old dirty janitors who take me against my consent?

>Black Man
>White Woman
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The black man for sure.

Ironic racism aside, women can't do shit. There are reasons why it's legitimately okay to be sexist.

the man

it would be easier to teach an actual ape how to use sign language than it would be to teach women anything that has to do with logic like programming for example.

I shoot the janitor for violating the NAP.

Black man for sure.

i choose the educated black man. if he has the guts to start a family in those times...

black guy
I fucking hate women

The one with the better resume

I guess I'll take the one time sodomization to save myself the daily mental agony.

Trick question, is the janitor a cute girl?

What position am I looking to fill?

I'm not going to hire a marketeer to put in charge of development or fabrication

Regardless, no experience with meme degrees means they're going to be unpaid interns so I'd probably go with the black man since he's not likely to ask for paternal leave.

Take a seat right over there...

>captcha is bus
sorry captcha wrong series

I fire the janitor and hire a hot chick instead to fill the position. Repeat until all janitors are desirable. Then, not hire either of those two applicants

> I'm not going to have to pay him stupid amounts in maternity leave.

A very real risk that all employers weigh when choosing between myn and womyn.

Find a white or asian guy with actual experience in business.

Look through more resumes/applications

Also this

I'd need an interview with them, I'd probably take the Nigger if he doesn't smell and presents well

Hire #3.

Candidate #3 - The White Man
>graduated from Harvard
>degree in business and marketing
>age 24 and single
>1 year experience in industry
>non-religious

The white women, thats only because I dont want to fuck black dudes though

The woman.

what the fuck is she wearing

Have I accidentally logged on to bizarro Sup Forums?

Here OP, is this what you wanted? Congratulations.

Ask them how much they expect their salary to be, hire the one asking for less money.

Black dude, hands down. Less likely to take parental leave.

Plus, he's dressed more professionally in the picture and is taking the opportunity to learn rather than trying to show off. And who brings fancy coffee to a job interview?

No, just when the potential employee is married and at an age where they are statistically most likely to have at least one child over the next 10 years. Maternity leave becomes a non-issue after 50, paternity leave is always a potential issue.

Nuance.

I'd still take the nigger over the woman.

hire hot redhead. bang her in your office at every opportunity, including during the interview.