I'm moving to England next month, what areas should I avoid?

I'm moving to England next month, what areas should I avoid?

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were you moving to and why

Swindon, most of birmingham, the shitty side of london and the Isle of Wight.

Many parts of London
Depressing northern shitholes

Everywhere

Avoid London and whatever's on the north of it, the rest of UK quite nice in my opinion.

Birmingham. I got transferred for work.

London.

It's a shithole. Even worse than some of the no-go-zones in Malmö tbqh.

>what areas should I avoid?
pic related, or just avoid England altogether

London, Birmingham, Bradford, parts of Mancester and taxi firms in general, as its the only employment shitskins can get and you should be fine.

You'll get to experience the rest of our green and pleasant lands.

Oh you are fucked.

it's nigger and muslims central and the native's sound annoying as fuck

The estate...

>Birmingham

Oh dear, parts are okay to the West of the City i think. Try to get housed in nearby Nottingham instead, it's comfy enough, but the roads in that area in general are the worst in the UK. Worse than London even.

Fuck mate, ive lived here all my life, and i still cant understand the Birmingham accent. Wouldn't want to be you pal

birmingham has some of the best modern architecture in western europe

>going from black & spic to less black and muslim

hmm

print this out

You should avoid all of it, since as an American you're going to be assumed to be an uncultured and uncouth asswipe. Also, you're going to be asked about Trump constantly by people who think he is Hitler and you're going to be held personally responsible for all the stupid, idiotic stuff he does, which means every single strangers are going to ask why "why did you vote for such a turd?" I would advise against the move, OP.

rip in peace

wall them off before it's too late

HAHAHA, yo're focked, mait!

>this is a 10/10 in Britain

Stay away from Croyden for sure.

As someone from Birmingham, you are utterly screwed.

Tower Hamlets (Eat London), Luton, Milton Keynes, West Bromwich and Rotherham.

I'd avoid Tower Hamlets especially.

If you're a non-Muslim in Tower Hamlets, then your chances of survival are literally minimal. Not even your basketball american ghetto niggers could survive Tower Hamlets. It's basically a fucking Shari'ah Zone`

That's just in the London bubble m8, any pub outside that is going to love bomb him, Nigel would never go thirsty again.

what is that little blue area below london?

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Here is your guide of the places to avoid: www.ilivehere.co.uk/

This must be old

Brighton probably. It's full of tossers like that.

Anywhere within a 200 mile radius from London.

Every city, except maybe York.

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
You already live best country, now you're are going to worst, idiot!

england

why did it become so cucked?

they also vote green

Kill yourself.

F

All of it, come to Edinburgh instead

RIP

Slavnigger just moved to Coventry. What should I expect? City voted leave as far as I know.

is the isle of mann gonna be ok? or is it gonna be overrun with nigs and arabs?
Kind of want to go see it before I grow old

Yep, the Emirate of Great Shitstain is an unalloyed paradise, everybody knows that!

The Isle of Mann is fine AFAIK on that front, they're not even part of the UK

I lived in Cardiff for a few years. It's definitely not that white anymore. It's like a mini Birmingham.

Hitler messed up big time with that shithole.

I was visiting Londong 9 months ago. I stayeed at hotel for one day. well it was afrternoon and i decided go to bup. i asked some englishman for direcion, and for my surprise, he yelled at me, why don't you fucking walk away from me!. i walked away because i didn't want any battle. we walked some 100 meters and suddenly we found the pub. i paid the bounve 2 pounds. i ordered 1 votka, and 1 tequila and 1 beer. i paid the man and i sat in benf. relaxin and dringin these liquids. anywau i got bored and desiced go to home. As i exit the bar bunch of group attacked at me. they claimed that i was a fucking prick. i got kicked in head, but luckily they started running away. i started to run to my hotel. Next day i flied to Finland and never came back.

If you were muslim, we would've offered you our children to sodomise, a free house, free healthcare and an allowance for life. The Emirate knows whose boss.

Birmingham the Detroit of the UK.
Only less friendly and vibrant.

it's 87% white and on it's way to purging muslimcs and niggers

even normies are getting pissed off now

oh shit son

There are lots of Poles already in Coventry so you should like it

You poor bastard. Literally one of the most nigger and muslim infested shitholes.

Yeah Britain is absolute shit hole. Itrs basically a neo-feudal society where white people toil for their muslim overlords.

Nowhere near a big city
Stay as far away from London as possible

Keep the fuck away from Birmingham, it's essentially a middle Eastern country.

Don't go to London, go to the north

There are many nice places Yorkshire and Newcastle, very good folk and rich culture. Mainly 99% white. No shitskins.

HA.

Any notts lads ITT

>There are many nice places in the north
No

Oxford has become fairly brown over the years.

all of it. one of my bros got shanked with a spoon there.

no guns there to defend yourself either

Haha, it's a fucking dump infested with muslims, poos & gooks just like every major city in England.
>just got back after a 4 year transfer to London.

>Absolutely not true. I have family in England and Scotland so I go there often and have never gotten that reaction from anyone. Go back to your safe space

well no shit

learn to defend yourself with a spoon

pure Cornwall

Here

Europestan becomes an Islamic nation in 20 years. Plan your retirement according.

>Also, you're going to be asked about Trump constantly by people who think he is Hitler
I got this a lot, I told every single one of them that I'm voting for Trump.
That shut their snaggle-toothed faces up pretty quick.

Avoid Brighton at all costs. It's the San Francisco of the UK.

Dentists and restaurants

Is that why you have drain bammage?

Oh no, I feel sorry for you

Muslim run establishments.

London (except the posh bits but those are filled with commies)
Birmingham
Bradford
Nottingham

what do you fellow brits think of Leighton buzzard? the only shit skins I've seen there are the ones that run a corner shop

all of it.

Ya former resident way back, you should probably quit your job and go make amish furniture. You are not getting a 'promotion' with your transfer.

I live in the north Pennine mountains. On the border between County Durham, Cumbria and North Yorkshire. pic
It's rural, and very isolated. But that suits me well.
The cities are horrible. London, Birmingham and Manchester need to be eradicated. With nuclear hellfire. We have nukes and must use them. The nearest big city to me is Newcastle upon Tyne, and it's alright. My gf lives there. Durham is even nearer but it's tiny.

Mate, I really wish you a good rewarding time in my country. But please avoid the cities. England has beautiful scenery and ancient history. The countryside is stunning.

Don't trust the English, they lie cheat & steal.

Don't forget to pay your television tax

Not a legal requirement.

>has 1st and 2nd amendment
>Trump just got elected
>decides to move to rainy island infested with socialism, muslims and 1984 style police

It's sad that it has come to this. Whenever you want to visit or live in a country now, there's always some areas that you need to avoid because of the immigrants and other such subhumans that ruin it.

Come live in Sutton la, we're all white here and it's only a 15 minute drive to the city centre

Avoid Devon and Cornwall. It's boring as fuck

Did Tolkien draw that up? It would have been high fantasy even then.

...

The capital of British Pakistan

You're fucked

Use this handy guide.

>Birmingham
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LIVE THERE YOU ARE SO FUCKED.

ok, two things

first, the h in birmingham is silent.

second, enjoy sharia law.

Bromies have the best accent, have fun.

Just go live in Solihull with all the of the scared whiteys and enjoy your commute:

youtube.com/watch?v=-AgRQ7-ybz4

Be an Hero ! its a shithole city m8

Top Keks

Why Nottingham

>tfw ran for election under UKIP in one of these wards

Lancaster is a nice city m8

Second this
Moved to Solihull 3 years back
Its really lovely. Not infested because muds can't afford to buy houses there plus its no longer a part of Birmingham