YEAAHHHH!!!!! Finally my work viza has been approved and I'm outta this broke ass shithole country! I'm moving to Tampa Florida soon and I'm not coming back!
Dear burgers I promise I'll be a good American, I'm highly skilled (PhD in mechanical engineering), I'll sing the US national anthem every fuckin morning and I'll respect all of your laws. Please let me stay.
Please move to greektown, Baltimore. It used to be all Greek but lately a lot of spics have moved in. You could help reverse that.
Jason Bennett
Have a good life here, lad.
Aiden Turner
Welcome.
I hope you achieve your dreams.
Benjamin Peterson
Fuck of gyro nigger, we're full. You can crash in Canada if you want.
Jk, welcome to America!
Andrew Hernandez
why does this government keep letting nonwhites come here
Luis Turner
>florida
You may be shocked by the amount of fat people you see. Please do not be alarmed and just understand it's normal for America.
Brayden Phillips
t. business management
Brody Cook
waiting in airport RIGHT NOW moving to nyc as phd in physics. Gonna get a poster of trump and an american flag in my apt asap
Jaxson Jones
Stay away from Ybor. It is the capital of degeneracy.
Take a stroll through Florida's rural areas (like going into a 1920s time machine) or the Everglades.
Florida is truly beautiful, but stay away from cities.
Jeremiah Martin
>He fell for the STEM meme Fuck off they're full
Henry Gutierrez
You guys seem alright. Welcome aboard.
Brayden Robinson
Congrats greasy bro. Fl is a on state. Tampa has a lot of shit skins but it's nice. Id head for tx or another hard red state. Get here lend a job and help us vote this shit out.
Jaxon Perez
STEM meme is going to be awesome under Trump's presidency. Bye bye pointless regulations!
David Rodriguez
Just like Greece in 1955, said my cousin Costas
Jordan Thomas
haha, are you from Baltimore m8?
Alexander Smith
We don't need weak pussies like you.
What happens if this country swings back left? >omg fellow kids, I love lady gaga! >can't wait to btfo some drumpftards! >i-i can stay, r-right?
Kys, and pay debt's while your at it, parasite.
Leo Peterson
hoping to move to north carolina or texas later on. Hard to get job as canadian but i understand its necessary :)
David Green
pay your taxes, obey the law, and love america and your all right by me
welcome bud
Alexander Green
welcome useful, legal immigrant!
Lincoln Bennett
Better than real Greece. The Athens of America
Landon Wood
we wont mind ya as long as you stay out of debt
Carson Gonzalez
>Tampa
Hope you like blacks + Mexicans! Also, stay the fuck out of Ybor, unless you want to get stabbed.
Jack Foster
Tampa is great! Great cigars. Shitty university looks like a mosque. And cuban sandwiches are much better than gyros. sorry.
Jordan Smith
This is all we really ask OP.
Hunter Bell
Fuck great job mate, hope you aren't libtard.
William Morgan
Im from NC, its a nice place just dont go to the cities where all the niggers and spics be at.
Juan Ward
As long as you arent a mudslime it's cool.
Aiden Parker
Great work OP now the Great Tampa hurricane I've been waiting for will finally come..
July 2017 a CAT 4 storm will come barreling across the gulf before it swerves up, reaching CAT 5 status as it slams straight into Tampa Bay and wipes out Tampa with more force than the 1929 storm.
It will be glorious and KEK shall will it to be done.
David Price
>your at it
Man, you can't even understand the grammar of your own language and you're giving other people smack?
Aiden Nelson
>OP doing his part to help make America great again. Welcome, new Ameribro.
Michael Hill
Welcome aboard.
Nathaniel Wright
We wuz engineers and sheeeeeit
Leo Johnson
Join the NRA, own and train with firearms, and if possible join the military or otherwise work for the nation.
>"Look, the way I see it is simple. There are a lot of bad guys in the world. The best defense is offense. If you're not strong you're going to die." >Nguyet Anh Duong
Henry Perry
Try not to bring any of that debt and little boy sex you greeks are so famous for.
Austin White
This.
They're everywhere here. Alot of Cubans too.
Henry Phillips
Welcome you tzatiki smothering, ouzo drinking, kebab slaughtering bastard! Pay your taxes and praise Jesus and we'll be all good.
Adam Parker
Come home white man
Jose Peterson
T H I S H I S
Jordan Phillips
Fucking welcome to America brother. Now but a bunch of fucking GUNS, join the NRA and learn how to use them.
Henry Perez
You are very lucky. We usually only take mudslimes and 70 year old women who dig through dumpsters. I'm not sure why we stopped taking in educated Europeans in lieu of Somalis who can't even read and write in their own language, let alone English, but that's where we are now.
Brayden Ramirez
Be prepared to fight off rabid leftists in the coming civil war.
Hunter Wood
Make exotic babies
Cooper Hernandez
Ybor city is a good time. Stay away from the pill head strippers. It's a bad time.
Andrew Bennett
Tampa is a cool little city, there is actually a sizable greek diaspora population in florida.
Dylan Thompson
As long as you are white, you're good.
Joshua Campbell
My boss, a Vietnam vet, said the Greek had a good reputation as fighters. Read up on our Constitution, be legal.
Nolan Wood
Open diner pls
Lincoln Cruz
Tampa Florida is a weird choice.....
All the red areas are where whites live...Why did you choose Florida?
Austin Collins
Pay out your share of national debt first you fucking piece of Aristotle shit and then get the fuck out.
Ethan Wilson
>tfw 3 years away from moving to Utah
Leo Cooper
its pronounced YUM
Jordan Lopez
Tampa proper or Tarpon Springs???
Because there is a FUCKTON of Greek diaspora there.
Good luck man. IDGAF about immigrants as long as they are skilled and not named Mohammad bin Mohammad or Pedro Velazquez-Garcia... we have enough of those.
Angel Adams
Welcome to America.
Jayden Myers
Spics and niggers will make you return.
David Cruz
>yfw leaf with L1A visa living in America
Brody Adams
Become a citizen, and assimilate. If you do that. You are welcome here.
Aiden Phillips
it's a peninsula just like greece with a comparable climate.
Joshua Barnes
Fuck Tampa, come to clearwater
Lower percentage of nigs and spics than the leading brand
Jose Brown
Tampa is a great town for Greeks to move to. You will feel at home. Head to Tarpon Springs and check out the Greek Cathedral there.
Levi Lopez
Go to Salem's in Tampa, they have some really good gyros.
Elijah Robinson
>has phD >asset to failing country >fuck you heritage, family, mother land >comes to america to make gyros
Christopher Ross
I wish it was easier for European's to move here. My best friend is from Italy, he loves it here. I recommend you try BBQ right away.
Adrian Carter
Welcome to America Mehmet!
Andrew Green
My sister lives in Tampa. It's probably more humid than you are used to. Also, lots of bugs.
Nicholas Scott
>PhD in mechanical engineering >from a Greek university
Noah Price
>The correct way to pronounce gyro is yeero
Euro?
Samuel Sanchez
Sorry, *you're* Happens to the best of us lol
Michael Harris
Tampa is a good choice
Lots of slutty woman there for you Graecan
Parker Long
yeah ive never been to greece, im talkin shit
lived in florida though
water is not fine to swim in. never do that. now that i think about it, florida is more like australia
Eli Edwards
Welcome aboard, enjoy your stay
Landon Williams
With a PhD in mechanical engineering he will have no trouble at all finding a job. Manufacturers are constantly looking for them. Where I work we always are looking for them.
Juan Martin
Pay Debt you fucking turk grease
Jack Hernandez
>Greece Get out of there as fast as possible user
Elijah Torres
I want to go there too. Fuck this is boring as fuck country. But maybe I'd go after dumb Trump is no longer the prez
Aaron Reyes
Good enough to flip burgers at Mcdonalds
Logan Williams
Pay your taxes. Get a gun. Bite into a big juicy burger. Welcome to America brother.
*stamp*
Carter Bailey
And they love pills.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Can you even get a PhD in mechanical engineering?
It's engineering, not science.
Jaxson Morgan
mcdonalds uses a clamshell that lowers on the patties
gotta get yourself to an upscale burger joint before you start flipping.
Jonathan Carter
Just got my FSC, how do I protect myself from those ctr bots?
>Cali fag
Ayden Gonzalez
Usp45, body armor and a semi auto rifle you feel comfortable with
Ryder Collins
Congrats but I hope you're ready to deal with concrete apes Tampa is full of them
Luis Perez
I'm going to call my local congressman nonstop over the next 4 years to make sure Finland gets b&, faggot.