>be american
>get sick
>go bankrupt or die
Be american
Julian Jenkins
Jacob Thompson
>be polish
>get drunk and pass out
>get robbed
Luis Moore
Aaaaand which country are you?
Ahhh, Poland.
Sorry, I couldn't tell without mousing over you flag. Guess you aren't a really important country, huh?
Nathan White
>be polish
>get holocausted and then gulaged
Jonathan Murphy
>be polish
>have your truck hijacked by Ahmed Hans
>die
Thomas Baker
>be polish
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James Nelson
>be Polish
>skip the middle step
Justin Scott
>be polish
>too poor to afford food
>die
John Harris
>be polack
>get an advanced degree
>move to civilisation and clean toilets
Hudson Perry
>be polish
>get sick
>die
Jayden Sullivan
...
Adam Moore
>be polish
>have a buffer state for a country
Luke Gomez
>Be Polish
>Realize that you are Polish
>Become an hero
Elijah Adams
>be american
>try to think of a good comeback
>fail miserably
Logan Flores
>go bankrupt or die
Why not both, user?
Landon King
IT WAS MADE FOR HIM
Bentley Walker
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Aaron James
hehe... meme
Leo Rodriguez
>save money
>get sick
>don't go into debt because you didn't take out a loan on a shiny new car
Colton White
hi pęk
Owen Torres
What the fuck is he doing?
William Brown
>be American
>buy health insurance
>get sick
>go to doctor and get treated
>pay a reasonable copay of $60