Why haven't you applied yet?

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>become a russian

"No"

I can't pass for Russian and I hate the cold.

not a russian, i hate gooks, and there's no internet or electricity or running water

Here's Vladivostok

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only russians can get it unluckily

i had already researched it

Anyone who looks white can pass as Ethnic Russian.

BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT

What makes you think I look white?

nothing grows there. thats why its deserted and nobody wants to buy that land

i FUCKING LOVE cold weather and mountains. I also speak Russian.

Problem is I prefer to die fighting the muzzies defending my home instead of running away.

>nothing grows there.
Nope. That's not the point here. Main point is that it's fucking vast, there is no infrastructure.

yeah theres got to be something with the land for it to not be swarmed by bankers yet. normally id take up an opportunity like this but it seems to good to be true. plus i aint movin to russia.

Plenty of Negri in Russia, mate.
You'll fit in.

true. this is something that a lot of people want though. i for one dont want to depend on the government for my water, electricity and food. i wish i had a shit ton of money. id buy land, a house, solar panels, a well, farm, etc in a heartbeat.

Where to apply?

>theres got to be something with the land for it to not be swarmed by bankers yet
China will be moving in soon. That's why Putin is colonising like mad: he needs meatshields to hold Siberia against the yellow menace.

Yep, florida here
Highs in the 60s piss me off

>tfw no russian Rapebaby
>can't claim free Land

>id buy land, a house, solar panels, a well, farm, etc in a heartbeat.
You forgetting about personal heli. Without it you dead beat.

Oh boy, a few acres in an area that's as mild as Alaska. This is only a profitable move for families that can claim the larger per person amount of land and that are poor.

Kamchatka is fucking gorgeous, though.

Are they sharing out land there too?

I think it includes Kamchatka.

Let him dream you heartless alcoholic.

They should put Ukrainian refugees there.

>thousands of Russians claim free land
>RUSSIANS claim FREE land
>FREE LAND
>in fucking Russia

You idiots known the second that end of the world increases its value to 1 rubble, the local police and mob will take it from you.

>russia
>FREE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Mate

Chinese military is a joke, any European country can take them on solo

>Let him dream you heartless alcoholic
That was rude, if I was not hellish drunk I would thought that you are mocking me

enjoy your attacks by packs of FUCKING WOLVES

Strange, I am Peruvian AND Russian so I don't know which side to take here...

forgot sauce:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhoyansk#History

Yeah, then why is this free land deal open to FOREIGNERS?

>the local police and mob will take it from you.
Fuck you Austria, nobody going to take a shit from anybody.

Reread my post
Also, nice trips

But Luigi, i love Wolfes

Wolves will keep muzzies away.

they seem 100% ethnic russians to me

Oh look, 100x100 square in the middle of nowhere! Where do I sign up?

>no resources you can use
>no land you can use
>article temperatures half the year
But
>very beautiful
>USSR mines of Moria

How do you live though, in an ice cave while hunting wolves? There's fuck all to sustain yourself with

ALZO you could always buy pice of land a hell lot larger for micro price in Povolzhie or any other part of central Russia and don't give a fuck.

>there are fags dumb enough not to get in on this
>their descendants will curse them for damning them to an eternity of commie blocks

talkin bout you Ivans.

Because Russia is a shitty second-world country full of drug and heroin addicts.

Novobrisk in Siberia looks nice

youtube.com/watch?v=S7UDuGE1U1Y

jesus

I wish I could

wow, drug AND heroin addicts?

Nah, fuck you mate.

They would most likely give you land 1000km from Vladivostok, probably close to Chinese border to counter chinks buying it up

100x100 meters!? Thats almost a fucking acre, you ice nog.

I look mongolian, might give it a shot

Lol the population is going down.

that's communist super abundance to you

Kremlin sends propaganda to show their are promoting investment.
>Oh boy, this is it. I am building shit in my FREE land.
>Hehe, yes goyim.
--- 12 years later -------
>Hey user, thanks for helping build this city from zero. Many foreigns and rich people are buying properties here.
>Yeah ivan
>user, we will buy you land for its 10% value ok?
>I dont want it
>Its a good deal you get it FREE
>Fuck you Ivan there is a contract where it says its mine
>But you didnt read the page 14, where gov can buy it anytime back
>BUT IT ONLY HAD 13 pages
>Well it has 14 pages now, you choose 10% or you sleep with worms tonight.
>ok-k-k
>))))))))))))))))))) XOXOXOXO

Come home potato man.

Vladivostok is very European.

Then do it, smug faggot. People will build towns on these lots, infrastructure necessary to sustain massive populations. It won't be for 100 year, but thats why the government is doing it dumbass.

How cold we talking here?

If you try to piss it becomes an icicle before it hits the ground type of cold.

>Then do it, smug faggot
Do fucking WHAT?I already own property myself and my family owns too.
>People will build towns on these lots, infrastructure necessary to sustain massive populations
Infrstructure is not community made it's government job to provide infrastructure. AND OUR GOVERNMENT doing shitty job at it.

chinese will continue to migrate still, it won't stop it. What will happen is mixed population eventually.

This is pretty accurate state of corruption in Russia tbqh

>BUT IT ONLY HAD 13 pages
>Well it has 14 pages now, you choose 10% or you sleep with worms tonight.
That's illegal and not worth it.

Heres the economy.

>There is a river port, an airport, a fur-collecting depot, and the center of a reindeer-raising area. It is also home to the Pole of Cold Museum

What a shitfest.

youtube.com/watch?v=jKMNSvpB9dY

>What will happen is mixed population eventually.

Yeah, man, heroin wasn't enough so they had to invent Krokodil. Also alcohol is technically a drug and they have enough problems with that

I have been to Vladivostok.
Strange city.
Wonderful surroundings.

>In January 2012, the town was attacked by a pack of about four hundred wolves.

Sounds like something out of a B horror movie

>Minus 41
Is it supposed to be joke?There was -55 a week ago in some parts of Siberian region.

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Look at that. Russia has plenty of room. Why do they have to send their rabble over here?

Wolves fear humans. They can be teached into it.

>Wolves fear humans
Hungry wolves don't give a flying fuck about humans.

Russia doesn't even have that large East Asian population, excluding Native Siberians, who are a minority like Native Americans.

Majority of their non-white immigrants are Central Asian muslims.

>I already own property myself and my family owns too
What? Are property taxes that outrageous? Do you literally have too much land?
>OUR GOVERNMENT doing shitty job at it
waaah! waaaaaah! our government is holding us back! WAAAAH!
Holy shit, you sound as bad as an American leftist. Communism ended in 1991 bruh.

This is true, there is a subtype of slav that looks exactly like spanish people for example

Is there a possibility that the land could be rich on resources?

The masked man in you're meme is Polish.

>tfw Russian

This sounds ideal desu, just need to actually move back there

It is. That's why Russia needs people to start extracting those resources.

Maybe this will finally give them a reason to engineer the Northern River Reversal and turn Eastern Russia into the world's breadbasket. They could kickstart it with a massive engineering infrastructure/construction project to get engineers and skilled labor there and then have it produce economically agriculturally from then on. China will have massive problems feeding itself in the future so they could capitalize on this and make a huge gain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_river_reversal

Human basically means death.
They do not fear subhumans, this is true.

>People will build towns on these lots

for what purpose? why would you want to live in mainland russia?

>Holy shit, you sound as bad as an American leftist
There is a hell lot of vilages that can't get FUCKING GAS. Who are you trying to compare to ameritards?
> Are property taxes that outrageous?
Wait a second, are you trying to play retard on purpose or you actually are?Look at the fucking map.

> The masked man in you're meme is Polish.

Since when Polish men aren't ethnically Russian?

Eastern Russia is insanely resource rich, particularly with oil/gas and rare metals, especially titanium, IIRC they're one of the largest producers in the world.

Their last try at playing god worked wonderfully, let's give it a 2nd go!

Jesus Christ, this is going to be like the American Wild west period. those pioneers built their own roads. Private companies laid down rail, and provided basic resources for rail employees. thats how it should be done.

But no, you russians will forever be cursed with the commie mindset....

tl/dr
Build your own roads!

>Human basically means death.
You know, when there is nothing to eat is means deaths.

But this is true nonetheless, hearing a wolfpack howl and cry while walking on the forest road in the night makes you go into ancient alert mode.
Even if armed and not alone.

They only give 1 ha
> LaughingFrog.png

a few hundred years give or take before Italians somehow turned into niggers

>Jesus Christ, this is going to be like the American Wild west period
My gosh. Yeah there is no oil, there is not much fertile land, there is no gold. There is pretty much no useful resources except wood.
Definetly NEW fucking Wild west.

Spending the rest of my life in a cold shithole to trash out
Why not, at least that's another kind of shit

Why would Russia do this now when the only countries to really benefit would be the -stan's.

Lose-lose situations suck.

Gotta make some sacrifices famalam, Chinese didn't build the Three Gorges Dam without displacing over a million people and geologically affecting entire regions of the country, made landslides more common, etc.

Also that was a totally different project entirely and involved draining Aral Sea tributaries, not rivers that only flow into the ocean, did you even read the article?

>claiming a barren wasteland
I hope they like dying

Is there a way I can claim some of this great clay?
Russia should be our greatest ally, we need to embrace them and their far superior culture.