You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a numale

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a numale
>Tfw reset my air idle control

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Am I a meme yet?

I am a numale.

I like to wrestle my prey and force it into sexual submission.

I'm a girl so I am not any kind of male (thank god)

>trying to prove your masculinity online
Probably the most nu male thing you could do

I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over $130,000 per year.

I hope for his own sake Carl is dead by now.

Soon

You're a girl(male)

>getting triggered this easily
Yup definately a nu male

Post dick

i have a mustache

I go to mass on sundays

I lift, have a job and am not enrolled in 'higher' education.

I voted for Jeb.

i don't drink alcohol and have never tried psychedelic drugs.

My hands are rough and calloused

My beard is usually well groomed.
I voted AfD and will likely do so again this year.
I have used being a fag to screw over entitled bitches and to redpill people.

Born in 1982

I don't have any close female friends.

I can even

...

there are only two genders.
what do i win?

I masturbate to my aunt

I have seen at least 1 (one) breast before.

Tits or GTFO

my mom cuts my hair

I can completely rebuild a 4 jet carburetor.
blindfolded.

I own a rifle and I've fucked a woman while she was dating a cuck

i buy american

I do not live in highly populated American cities, or even worse, California

I own guns

Can change my own tires.

ayy me too

I have spoken to a woman without apologizing

>My hands are rough and calloused
Hand, singular.

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a numale
hold up I'll ask my wife's son

I wear glasses because my eyesight is genuinely bad.

Am a member of the MKV

I own a house

I dont have use any social media.

>Can change my own tires.
Oh yeah, is that so, get out the old tire iron do ya ? pull that tire right off the wheel with it do ya ? slip a new tire back on the wheel again too no doubt, do ya, do ya really ? huh ? huh ?

You rent a house, quit paying property taxes and find out how much "ownership" you have.

Numale detected. Only women and betas think tires are wheels

Please don't tell me you have a tire mounting machine in your house

I jump out of planes for a living.

Be surprised how many of us burgers can't do it mate.

this. it really is sad

I'm a 6'2 Maori rugby player.

im standing next to britney during that whole normies get off of my board REEEEEEEEEEEE thing

I have a job.

Its called an idle air control you fucking normie faggot

For you...

Interesting, please explain the process to me, step by step.

I mounted your mom in my house

I maintain a high-end apartment complex and fix shit for beta numales and Pajeets and Ahmeds.
>Pajeet with his math degree can't fix a dishwasher
>order parts and tell him it'll be a few days before it's fixed
>on the way out look at my coworker and say "guess they'll be washing dishes in the Ganges for a few days"

>rugby player
whats your worst injury?

man I fucking wish my house had a tire mounting machine

My area of expertise is firearms history and design.

>not masterbating and switching hands to stay even
wew

As am I. Otherwise my Spencer-style undercut would be read the wrong way..

>tfw Tyrone only fucked my wife once

i can squat 2x body weight

I'm not even male

i get up at 5:51 every morning to do barn work

is it autistic to actually have a tire mounting machine?? asking for a friend

nou

explain to me how to change a lorey tire while you shat on a turtle.

>I work for rich people but I crack lame geographical jokes with my coworker who doesn't really understand them but plays along just to be nice so I feel extremely smug

comfy af

Tire mounting machine?

>Here in Appalachia we don't have such fancy doohickeys

every later summer/early fall i chop wood to last the winter

still a numale just an evil cheating one

I can drive a car with a manual transmission.

i can actually grow a beard and i learned a useful skill (java programming)

i look like a homeless person instead of a nu-male

ACL for sure.

you're serbian of course youre not a numale, numales are exclusively western/northern european and american.

t. Romanian

He can still win, r-right??

I cleaned my Springfield and rotated my tires today. I also took my battery to Auto Zone to see if it needs to be replaced.

I lift.

dang, yeah rugby makes american football look like crochet in my opinion

I hate to tell you this, but that's still nu-male tier. CS is full of numales

...

I replaced my girlfriends intake manifold earlier

I'm a nu-male physically I guess

do you watch blacked

Born in the 60s and wearing baggy Dad jeans right now.

I'm at the gym shitposting between sets

wow mobile pics r great kek

I spend $0 annually in coffee shops

b-but I need coffee between classes, and I just get it plain :~(

Found the nu-male who got cuck'd

Sorry, you tried too hard -- still a nu-male! Unless you're married or already have a stable relationship, a coffee shop is a great place to invite a girl you're interested in to.

>he can't into sockets to change a wheel with a flat tire
>he can't into tire irons to change a tire

fuck you dumb

most other countries are 50/50 manual/automatic
usa is just really cuc ked like that

My car is RWD w/ a manual transmission.

I'm only 19 and haven't had to but don't you just get out the screw things, jack up the tire, pull it off, put on the spare, rescrew the bolts maybe halfway, lower the car from the jack, then screw the rest of the way?

did I miss anything?

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My ex broke up with me like a boss, I am only more proud of her and I hope she goes on to do good things and has a great life even though I don't plan on seeing her again.

To sure up your manliness: have you ever push-started your car? And have you ever helped someone jumpstart their own car?

absolutely wasted get on poor quality bait

1/10 would be zero without trips