About to get my American citizenship. What should I legally change my name to? What would make me more American?

About to get my American citizenship. What should I legally change my name to? What would make me more American?

Freedom Eagle Jackson

Walker Texas Ranger Jr.

Come on, I need a serious name.

Nevermind, puta. I'm changing my surname to Green, keeping my first name.

How about Fucof W. Arful

keep your last name and change your first name

what color is your skin?

Nah, everyone knows me by it. I like the idea of being called 'Mister Green' though.

Should switch the two around then you could be Green Bean, fit right in with the hippie crowd that way.

Amin Yashed

Ward Bond

i lol'd

Jamal Rodriguez

>111111111

Nah I'm a white man

Andrew Jackson.

Read

ffs

Hank Hill

One question though: when they ask me to name a right from the bill of rights, would bringing up the right to bear arms get me in trouble?

Donny Drumpf

Abraham Jackson Lee
Lee Anders McCarthy
Jackson Jones McGee
Clark Jackson Jamesville
Abel Emmet Clark, Jr.
Jack Mayhew Johnson

The most stereotypical "'MERICAN" names I can think of

>What should I legally change my name to?
John Doe

Why would you want to change your name? Remembering your history is good. Is it something no one will be able to say? Consider just changing the spelling then.

Pepe McFrogface.

Hank Andrew Trump

Cleetus

Donald Trump Jones

Pedro Alvarez

those would only work in the south

Make your middle name Shadilay.

I never liked it. It's an obviously Slavic name that comes from town I never lived in.

Jorge Martínez

Clever.

John Smith

Straight from the nigger name book.

>Donald Trump Jones
Sounds like something a black kid would be named

George Lincoln Rockwell

A Jew last name?

Ulysses Samuel Adams

Dougal J McCarthy

Jones
Smith
[Your first name]son
O'[Your first name]
Mac[Your first name]
Mc[Your first name]

Jimmy Russell

Thank God.

[Your first name]s

DO IT

Well why not? It's a English word and it's my favorite color.

Slavic names can be hard in English. Personally I'd just change the spelling instead of taking something generic. Your kids will want to change it back.

Do you really want to? I mean it's a huge fucking hassle to go through DMV's, social security services, the IRS, and all those other shit. My mom changed her name when she was naturalized and it took 8 months before everything was sorted out.

Ivanko Trump

Johnny Appleseed

If you are going to change it change it to Barron. Everyone likes Barron.

Chuck Steak

Pick your first name from the bible
E.g. Paul, Joseph, etc

Twink, it's a common boys name.

Keep your surname mate. It's one of the most important things a person can have. Do you truly want your progeny to be raised as Americans?

Also Laughin.
but only if Amin Yashed isn't chosen first.

John Burger

Donald J. Trump

Dick M. Down

All right, how about this

Andrew Barron Jackson

What country are you betraying? You'll never be one of us. Piece of shit traitor

Cleetus McCleetus

That sounds like a degenerate drunken American Indian name, like Chief Wife Beater.

Samuel Clemens

Ari Shekelstein

Russia

Change your name to something funny.
There's not enough funny names out there.

Ackmed Muhammad

Michael Mamani

Also, congratulations.

Justin Vladimir Castro

Joe Bornwithatooth
Lorne Blackfeatherfoot
Art Danceswithcats

Just change your first name to America. That's what Mexicans name their first anchor baby to prove they love the USA.

Joe Hamburger

Ivan Bearraper
Valdimer Vodka

Cabot Charles Franklin III (Trey)

chad chits

I'm planning to changing my name to Leonard Miller, guess what my current name is.

>If you're arabic/muslim/that-region change your shit to something english af.
is a great way to start.
For a surname I'd choose germanic or a prior president (not obama)
>If mexican, doesn't really matter but try an english first name.
>If black Africa ... browse /b there's a nigga name thread that pops every once in a while
>If literally anything else you're fine.

Ain't Mexican.

Justin America (get it?)

...

Big McLargehuge

Carl Cuck

O.J. Simpson

Don't get circumcised. It's your judgment call and all, but it's becoming less popular. Don't let them Jew you into it just because "all the others look like that." They don't.

Edward Van Halen

Reynold P. Gades
McCallister J. Fuckfarts
Charles Milton Catfish
Floyd Argyle Dooflicker
Christopher S. Lizardman
John Wilkes Phonebooth
Romulus Melonwrangler Burns

>name to Leonard Miller
Leonardo Molinero

choose a spic name to fuck with leftists

Levi Silverberg

Chad Caldwell

Why all the Jewish names? Green isn't Jewy enough?

Close, my last name is not Miller translated.

Red Marlboro

>my last name is not Miller translated.
Leonardo Diaz, Rodrigez, Estevez,

T. Alberto Barbosa

It starts with an M.