About to get my American citizenship. What should I legally change my name to? What would make me more American?
About to get my American citizenship. What should I legally change my name to? What would make me more American?
Freedom Eagle Jackson
Walker Texas Ranger Jr.
Come on, I need a serious name.
Nevermind, puta. I'm changing my surname to Green, keeping my first name.
How about Fucof W. Arful
keep your last name and change your first name
what color is your skin?
Nah, everyone knows me by it. I like the idea of being called 'Mister Green' though.
Should switch the two around then you could be Green Bean, fit right in with the hippie crowd that way.
Amin Yashed
Ward Bond
i lol'd
Jamal Rodriguez
>111111111
Nah I'm a white man
Andrew Jackson.
Read
ffs
Hank Hill
One question though: when they ask me to name a right from the bill of rights, would bringing up the right to bear arms get me in trouble?
Donny Drumpf
Abraham Jackson Lee
Lee Anders McCarthy
Jackson Jones McGee
Clark Jackson Jamesville
Abel Emmet Clark, Jr.
Jack Mayhew Johnson
The most stereotypical "'MERICAN" names I can think of
>What should I legally change my name to?
John Doe
Why would you want to change your name? Remembering your history is good. Is it something no one will be able to say? Consider just changing the spelling then.
Pepe McFrogface.
Hank Andrew Trump
Cleetus
Donald Trump Jones
Pedro Alvarez
those would only work in the south
Make your middle name Shadilay.
I never liked it. It's an obviously Slavic name that comes from town I never lived in.
Jorge MartÃnez
Clever.
John Smith
Straight from the nigger name book.
>Donald Trump Jones
Sounds like something a black kid would be named
George Lincoln Rockwell
A Jew last name?
Ulysses Samuel Adams
Dougal J McCarthy
Jones
Smith
[Your first name]son
O'[Your first name]
Mac[Your first name]
Mc[Your first name]
Jimmy Russell
Thank God.
[Your first name]s
DO IT
Well why not? It's a English word and it's my favorite color.
Slavic names can be hard in English. Personally I'd just change the spelling instead of taking something generic. Your kids will want to change it back.
Do you really want to? I mean it's a huge fucking hassle to go through DMV's, social security services, the IRS, and all those other shit. My mom changed her name when she was naturalized and it took 8 months before everything was sorted out.
Ivanko Trump
Johnny Appleseed
If you are going to change it change it to Barron. Everyone likes Barron.
Chuck Steak
Pick your first name from the bible
E.g. Paul, Joseph, etc
Twink, it's a common boys name.
Keep your surname mate. It's one of the most important things a person can have. Do you truly want your progeny to be raised as Americans?
Also Laughin.
but only if Amin Yashed isn't chosen first.
John Burger
Donald J. Trump
Dick M. Down
All right, how about this
Andrew Barron Jackson
What country are you betraying? You'll never be one of us. Piece of shit traitor
Cleetus McCleetus
That sounds like a degenerate drunken American Indian name, like Chief Wife Beater.
Samuel Clemens
Ari Shekelstein
Russia
Change your name to something funny.
There's not enough funny names out there.
Ackmed Muhammad
Michael Mamani
Also, congratulations.
Justin Vladimir Castro
Joe Bornwithatooth
Lorne Blackfeatherfoot
Art Danceswithcats
Just change your first name to America. That's what Mexicans name their first anchor baby to prove they love the USA.
Joe Hamburger
Ivan Bearraper
Valdimer Vodka
Cabot Charles Franklin III (Trey)
chad chits
I'm planning to changing my name to Leonard Miller, guess what my current name is.
>If you're arabic/muslim/that-region change your shit to something english af.
is a great way to start.
For a surname I'd choose germanic or a prior president (not obama)
>If mexican, doesn't really matter but try an english first name.
>If black Africa ... browse /b there's a nigga name thread that pops every once in a while
>If literally anything else you're fine.
Ain't Mexican.
Justin America (get it?)
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Big McLargehuge
Carl Cuck
O.J. Simpson
Don't get circumcised. It's your judgment call and all, but it's becoming less popular. Don't let them Jew you into it just because "all the others look like that." They don't.
Edward Van Halen
Reynold P. Gades
McCallister J. Fuckfarts
Charles Milton Catfish
Floyd Argyle Dooflicker
Christopher S. Lizardman
John Wilkes Phonebooth
Romulus Melonwrangler Burns
>name to Leonard Miller
Leonardo Molinero
choose a spic name to fuck with leftists
Levi Silverberg
Chad Caldwell
Why all the Jewish names? Green isn't Jewy enough?
Close, my last name is not Miller translated.
Red Marlboro
>my last name is not Miller translated.
Leonardo Diaz, Rodrigez, Estevez,
T. Alberto Barbosa
It starts with an M.