Why aren't you getting laid?
Why aren't you getting laid?
Why aren't you hiding leaf threads?
Because my penis is 15 inches long and 8 inches around
I'm way to insecure about it so i became a neet and stay inside all day
I have a micro penis.
I literally have an ex on the phone right now begging me to hang out with her.
I'm not going to though.
I am too busy with my hobbies to worry about succubi. my hobby is jap succubi. oh fuck!
>Why aren't you getting laid?
Busy raking leaves.
Because video games are a lot more fun and rewarding.
because i have never met a girl
I rarely leave my apartment. I'm too shy to talk to girls unless I am extremely drunk. Also if a girl wants to have sex with me i get extremely skeptical and start finding all her flaws and start lusting after hotter girls in the room. Yeah, I COULD have sex with this girl, but what if I could do better?
There's more to it, but this will do for now.
good for you.
Fuck that bitch
this fuckin racist boer bitch should be killed
I dont want to be accused of rape.
Or get aids
I'm not in a serious relationship
Good fucking question unlike most the anons n this board i could im just tired of dealing with there shit and am not degenerate enough for hookers
Unlucky/lack of trying
>tfw work for small business (2 rostered at a time) and want to root the chick I work with most of my shifts.
I'm afraid.
Fat. Average sized dick. Virgin. Porn addict. Depressed.
I'm socially retarded to an extreme degree and sit in my room jerking it to traps all day.
I'm a lazy misogynist and my favourite subjects are politics and combat sports.
>I do get laid occaisonally but I really can't be arsed to go meet women
shut up i'm talking with girls again now
i got 2 names, and i made eye contact 2 other girls (but was 2 afraid to approach them)
what i'm saying is i'm basically married now so fuck you
Good. Self respect user, self respect.
Too shy to approach girls on the street. All the online girls in Australia are too ugly for me
Beta manlet with low self esteem and mental illness
I got laid. Now I just want to shitpost. I'm not a machine damnit.
tfw two inteligint to have a small dick
But i am though, got a qt virgin gf.
Lol
Because I like living in my own despair
this.
they seem to be too carefree and ignorant.
i feel like any relationship between myself and a woman is impossible, i am a real person, acting on real emotions and desires, and all women are just posers.
also i imagine they are only interested if you dress and groom yourself like a flavor of the month movie character or boy band member.
Kind of grew out of it. Getting laid requires lots of time, and money to continue, so I found other interests.
...
Apparently all the singles in my area want to fuck me.
I appear to be quite the baller.
Fuck off
I have a small dick
I've transcended females.
...
>don't socialize
>don't get laid
it's not rocket science
This fucking girl I swear to god.
Had a lot of insecurities and nobody taught me how to be a man.
used to be skinny and have acne and retarded hair and teeth etc etc
slowly fixing insecurities (taking accutane, used to lift, had braces) and learning to accept them
I am reading about male/female psychology now (basically a how to get laid book) so hopefully that works
'Tao of Badass' for anyone interested
you can get the 15GB one on tpb, it comes with hours upon hours of videos and the book in audio form
small dick is redpilled.
dude shes like a 6 or 7 at best
Because I want to meet the right girl, not the easy one. Doesn't help that I'm out of friends right now.
Too busy becoming a wizard. Women are sluts and I'm not into used goods.
I'm married
What a disgusting bikini