>Be me
>Work in corporate real-estate.
>Buy shitty storefront in urban area because it was in a high traffic area that cost next to nothing.
>Most of my lessees are chinks and lower-middle class whites who open restaurants + a planet fitness.
>On lessee is a nigger who opens a consignment shop
>Sells fake Jordans and Timberland boots
>Never makes rent and doesn't answer his phone when I call to remind him that he's 3 months behind.
>Get tired of it and file an eviction notice
>He shows up to my office with his cousin and starts to chimp out, yelling about how I'm just trying to hold him down and that he paid rent.
>Security has to escort him out
>Some old ass Vietnamese guy replaces his shop with a pho place.
>Always makes rent and gives me free chink spaghetti.
Fucking niggers man, I swear every single one I do business with is an absolute nightmare.
Anyway /chimp/ thread.
Nigger Stories
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>shit that didn't happen
>OP has to start off with some fake ass story to make a thread to feel good about himself
>Fake story
What's so unbelievable about a nigger not paying rent user?
>Be me, a retarded BLM protestant
>work as a painter
>mfw I see a red door and I want to paint it black
>mfw No colors in my life, you better turn them black
Bumping with OC
>me
>working at circunt city
>see little 6 or 7 year old niglet with mother by the laptops
>niglet has jeans on
>notice he lifts his one leg up a bit and starts shaking a bit
>he rolled a fucking rock hard turd down his leg and out of his pants on the floor
Also
>move away for job
>short notice so I rent an apartment
>mostly white college town
>I choose the one place where niggers are
>apartment gets robbed for everything while I'm working
>learn my lesson about niggers
A friend of mine rented a house right next door to the most nog infested motel in my town. I lent him my shitty mossberg and taught him how to use it. He never had to but his car got broken into twice in one week.
> stay in "hacker house" 12 bunk beds in 3bed 2ba.
> sucks but half the cost of room rent, 1/4 cost of a studio rent, can't fap properly.
> black man prefers to have hot women as tenants/guests and always tries to fuck them
> he works in sales and takes steroids so he pulls it off sometimes without being creepy
> pretty sure he has an actual gf too
> he's also on tinder trying to plow
> drives a nice sports car so he doesn't get pulled over
> has stories about speeding to escape the cops and pulling into Whole Foods at super sonic speeds to hide amidst the white people
> from white town, at diverse college
> fall for muh diversity meme
> get black friend and asian friends
> also friends with awkward whites who are too cucked to be racist
> black friend gets drunk and plays videogames instead of doing homework
> black friend goes to parties and thinks women aren't fucking him because they're racist
> wears weird ghetto fashions in WASP central East Coast school
> black friend gets kicked out for bad grades, goes back to the hood for a year
> he comes back, drinking problem gets worse
> he gets kicked out again
> mfw even the nerdy blacks can't pass their classes
> mfw the black frat has more than half of its membership expelled because they keep failing their classes