>Be me
>Work in corporate real-estate.
>Buy shitty storefront in urban area because it was in a high traffic area that cost next to nothing.
>Most of my lessees are chinks and lower-middle class whites who open restaurants + a planet fitness.
>On lessee is a nigger who opens a consignment shop
>Sells fake Jordans and Timberland boots
>Never makes rent and doesn't answer his phone when I call to remind him that he's 3 months behind.
>Get tired of it and file an eviction notice
>He shows up to my office with his cousin and starts to chimp out, yelling about how I'm just trying to hold him down and that he paid rent.
>Security has to escort him out
>Some old ass Vietnamese guy replaces his shop with a pho place.
>Always makes rent and gives me free chink spaghetti.
Fucking niggers man, I swear every single one I do business with is an absolute nightmare.
Anyway /chimp/ thread.
Nigger Stories
bump
>shit that didn't happen
>OP has to start off with some fake ass story to make a thread to feel good about himself
>Fake story
What's so unbelievable about a nigger not paying rent user?
>Be me, a retarded BLM protestant
>work as a painter
>mfw I see a red door and I want to paint it black
>mfw No colors in my life, you better turn them black
Bumping with OC
>me
>working at circunt city
>see little 6 or 7 year old niglet with mother by the laptops
>niglet has jeans on
>notice he lifts his one leg up a bit and starts shaking a bit
>he rolled a fucking rock hard turd down his leg and out of his pants on the floor
Also
>move away for job
>short notice so I rent an apartment
>mostly white college town
>I choose the one place where niggers are
>apartment gets robbed for everything while I'm working
>learn my lesson about niggers
A friend of mine rented a house right next door to the most nog infested motel in my town. I lent him my shitty mossberg and taught him how to use it. He never had to but his car got broken into twice in one week.
> stay in "hacker house" 12 bunk beds in 3bed 2ba.
> sucks but half the cost of room rent, 1/4 cost of a studio rent, can't fap properly.
> black man prefers to have hot women as tenants/guests and always tries to fuck them
> he works in sales and takes steroids so he pulls it off sometimes without being creepy
> pretty sure he has an actual gf too
> he's also on tinder trying to plow
> drives a nice sports car so he doesn't get pulled over
> has stories about speeding to escape the cops and pulling into Whole Foods at super sonic speeds to hide amidst the white people
> from white town, at diverse college
> fall for muh diversity meme
> get black friend and asian friends
> also friends with awkward whites who are too cucked to be racist
> black friend gets drunk and plays videogames instead of doing homework
> black friend goes to parties and thinks women aren't fucking him because they're racist
> wears weird ghetto fashions in WASP central East Coast school
> black friend gets kicked out for bad grades, goes back to the hood for a year
> he comes back, drinking problem gets worse
> he gets kicked out again
> mfw even the nerdy blacks can't pass their classes
> mfw the black frat has more than half of its membership expelled because they keep failing their classes
For some reason, American nigs that come to Asia are fucking awesome. Black weebs are hilarious
Which gun would ameribros reccomend for civil war and which for self defense?
on budget ofcourse
Pistol? anything .40 or 9m
Rifle? something in 7.62x39, 7.62x51 or 7.62x54R. Maybe 5.56/.223 if its cheap enough and you can find ammo I'd also go with that.
>be white
>see nigger
>me ooga
>he booga
>go home and post a thread on Sup Forums
No shotguns? isnt the 7.62x51 and 7.62x54 ammo really expensive?
What about 7.62x25 pistol ammo? and a .22 caliber?
Pistols
>Any 1911, .45 has good stopping power but are prone to jamming
>Glock if you're a sadomasochist with a humiliation fetish
>Don't buy a fucking hi-point
>.44 magnum revolver if you want to go full Dirty Harry
Shotguns
>Mossberg pump shotguns aren't bad, keep them clean and they'll do what they need to
>Benelli makes good semi autos and they'll bend over backwards to make sure you're happy with what you receive.
Rifles
>You can build an AR-15 for next to nothing that will kill whatever you point it at, decent guns but a bit of a meme at this point
>AK variants from basically any pawnshop, they don't break, just don't buy a Chinese one
>Old milsurp bolt actions. Cheap, kinda fun to shoot, sometimes a bit hard to find ammo for
MAX PATRIOT GUNS
>Smoothbore musket as the forefathers intended
>Desert Eagle so you can pledge your allegiance to Israel, bonus points if you get it with a tiger stripe paint job
Super Budget Mode
>Old plumbing pipe with a shotgun shell jammed in the end and a nail as a firing pin.
that's the only believable part.
/k/ here. in case you didn't know this is copy pasta of bad fudd advice or someone taking the piss
just buy whatever you can get cheapest ammo for in your country. a guy that shoots expensive ammo rarely gets used.
I am not racist and I like black people as a whole, BUT... I work in the ghetto and I see a black people jaywalking dangerously across the highway every day. I don't understand it. I've seen women with baby carriages, old men riding children's bicycles, groups of 4 or 5 grade school kids and others walk across 3 lanes, several feet of median and then 3 lanes again. They're never in a hurry either. Its not just here either. I've seen the same thing in Washington DC too. I don't get it.
7.62x25? Like makarov? I've heard good things
7.62x51 is quite expensive in the US, I am not sure about Slovenia.
7.62x54R is an old soviet era round shot by mosin, PKM, SVD, etc Should be cheap and plentiful
When buying a gun, think to yourself, Was this made to be sold or made to be shot. Lots of shitty commercial guns out there
:C .22 has cheapest ammo right next to 7.62x39 .
I can get a cheap SKS rifle semi automatic with 10 mag and cheap ammo to go along with.
That said you mentioned slef-defense? If you live rural you can defend with 7.62x54R if you live in apartment you cannot.
I own an SKS. I trust my life to it
No meme on this one. SKS is good.
What about shotguns?
Most shotguns are good self defense. As long as it cycles you're fine. It's hard to miss with a shotgun.
Say that to my faec an not online
In Madison wi there has been a massive influx of poor blacks from Chicago since the welfare is much better.
It's not the drug and street crime that fascinates me- it's the insane and pointless thing that they do that makes the police reports so interesting to read now.
Nigs getting shot over pocket change. Getting thrown off buildings.
Leaving their babies out in the cold to die.
Beating up walmart employees.
Stealing cars just to crash them into buildings.
It's just mindless. They're like locusts
>> has stories about speeding to escape the cops and pulling into Whole Foods at super sonic speeds to hide amidst the white people
>Be me
> volunteer to help build houses for poor
>informed we are building three houses right next to each other
>Houses are going to be in nigger land
> First house we complete is broken into and stripped of of copper wire, fixtures, etc
> second house has alarm installed while we're building it
>Friday set alarm on second house and leave for weekend.
>Return Monday morning with alarm blaring and second house destoryed.
>Niggers cut copper water lines out and broke water main
> basement flooded
>Get back in truck and leave never answer calls from volunteer org
>be me
>See black person
>Assume a lot of things
>Nothing actually happens
>Shitpost about it on Sup Forums
>Netherlands
>Be in the Air Force
>Work with niggers
>They all complain about racism
>They never get any work done
>One or two niggers actually work
>All the other niggers hate the ones that work
>Niggers steal shit from work and get kicked out
>Be glad I am out of the Air Force and never have to deal with niggers again
Never interacted with black people.
Hey how do you get into that business?
My goal is to own strip malls and parking lots and have a nice income on the side from it.
>Leaving their babies out in the cold to die.
So . . . good thing?
You have to find them for sale or have your own built.
Reminder that the US have a nigger infestation because their ancestors did not cut their male niggers' balls, like the Arabs did and are still doing today.
>Never interacted with black people.
>black people
>people
Yeah, no one has.
>Go to college
>Get a degree in lmaocomputerprogramming
>Get a call from old family friend who needs help managing his website and other basic IT stuff
>Start getting involved in the industry
>Wait for old man to retire and take over operations on his behalf
No meme though, look into firms operating near you and see if you can land a job with them. Once you have enough connections form your own LLC and start buying up properties. It's a lot of micromanaging and dealing with retards over the phone but it's nice pay so I'll stick with it.
>dated a girl who lived in a nig area
>everyone drives around with their brights on
>one night I almost hit a jaywalking nig dressed in all black from head to toe
>girl tells me they are trying to get hit for the insurance money
I have one of those
I actually bought it as a joke, but it was surprisingly fun to go out and shoot so I kept it.
> be me 39yo.
>grew up in a lower middle class hood.
> dad was a nam vet/1%biker(outlaws)chicago chapter.
>deal with blacks, mexicans, for drug trade, guns, you name it.
>dad hates blacks, mexicans ect...
>i'm somewhat intelligent, so i move to allegan michigan after graduating highschool.
>started a concrete construction biz.
> only hire hardworking whites, because of trust.
> NOW I shitpost on pol because i grew up around blacks and mexicans and know 100% that maybe 1 of 1000 can be trusted.
> sorry leftie lib's, but you can't judge me unless you have been me.
> sick of people telling me i'm to blame if i don't like non white's.
It's good for in the house or car, not much else.
Chicago is a cesspool. It's one of my least favorite towns that I have to visit semi-regularly. It's windy as shit and there's dindus everywhere. I can't stand Atlanta either for the same reason, except instead of wind it's just humid as shit. Also I can't carry in Chicago so that offends my patriotic sensibilities.
>go to UK for a PhD
>rent single room at a flat while I look for something better on-site
>three other students at the flat, one of them black
>black guy keeps inviting black friends (like 8-10 at a time) over and they party hard
>they drink, take drugs, then spend the next day or two passed out in the common room
>often they roam alone without the black tenant even present
>police visits a couple of times to no avail
>white Brit landlord has the brilliant idea to make the doors to the common room require a key so a pack of negros doesn't just roam about freely
>replaced door, gives each of us a key
>I'm sceptical and tell him they can and will just wedge the door open
>he's shocked when I tell him this, clearly hasn't considered the possibility
>turns out I was wrong
>they just completely destroyed the door the very evening after it was installed
It's my backup when I drive anywhere just in case my 1911 jams or I run out of ammo because muh single stack mag.
*after the lock was installed
I have plenty of nig nog stories but I'll let these webms speak for themselves.
>be me
>work in respectable community
>asian store owner smokes meth and loses everything(not even once)
>sells it to his nog dealers
>now they sell meth and shit out of their store and chimp out when i call the police on their "customers"
>now almost never open, but cars nonetheless show up and people go in for up to 2 hrs at a time
>pit bull always barking at shit so i hear it all the time when i take a shit.
>Get things stolen WAY more often by savage, illiterate barbarians
>bout to go hotline on these fools.
Tfw when darkskins walk in and say theyre "just looking"
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The thing with the story is that a shoe store doesn't magically become a restaurant with a full kitchen and ventilation system. Even if its small, its expensive to turn a foot locker into a pho place
>the clerk watched him the entire time
heh
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Fucking niggers always gang up.
All I got lads.
You dont know niggers boy
are kangaroos the niggs of australia?
Are abbos the mulattos of australia?
>Starts as restaurant
>Nigger turns it into nig den
>Becomes restaurant again
Would post location but making racially charged threads on anime imageboards is bad for business
desert eagle was redesigned by kike israeli's and are owned by gooks wtf do you mean patriotic...
Glock 20 9mm handles really well though. Fired one in Thailand at a shooting range and hardly felt the recoil.
He was paying high rent to have a store capable of cooking food then
Shart in mart like a true patriot lol
"Hacker house"
Virgin den?
Homo
Underrated post
Holy shrine of abstinency.
>be me
>work at grocery store putting shit on shelves
>early morning shift is great as fuck
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>not that many welfare leaches, they outnumber the negroes
>One day putting stuff of shelves little welfare leach walks up to the boxes im stocking and starts taking stuff
>doesn't mind cause it's already in the system
>mfw when little leach runs out of store to her mom's car
>mfw when the little leach stole a bunch of saurkraut
Just Today:
- black girl sits down next to me on train, have to move because her weave smells
- black girl eats fastfood in rest area set up outside supermarket for some reason (why not at the fastfood place), okay, tons of people, including me, eating outside food (this was OUTSIDE the supermarket afterall) before we shop. She finished eating, leaves wrapping on table even though trashcan was 6 steps away! She doesn't go into Loblaws, just go straight to subway (probably didn't pay fare either).
- black girls come into the train loudly singing and making ear splitting noises, I walk straight back out
- two young black women with two little black girls -- no father in sight -- this was now late night. I've seen white mothers and asian mothers with children on the train during DAYLIGHT, when daddy is at work, but never close to midnight, if midnight, why you out with kids? If out with kids at night, where's daddy?
- Blacks make up 2% of Canada and 8% of Toronto, yet, half the train tonight was black -- this is because children under twelve ride free, so you see black women with her horde of kids. More whites on weekdays when going to work, especially work downtown with parking issues. So much underpants I have seen Sat night!
>niggers pay rent
KEK, hello college kids
Nothing more patriotic than swearing fealty to Israel my dude. It's the american way.
Damn nigga you got a backup driving gun? You live in some nigger shithole city or something?
I own an ar, two ruger pistols, and a cheap pump shotgun. All stay in a safe unloaded lol.
>Thinking niggers can travel far from the ghetto
>Nigger
>Paying rent
That's the whole point of the thread my dude, keep up.
It's called positive selection. The people who are "positively selected" when it comes to tourism, traveling, work, etc. are usually higher IQ, more well off, have more money, more business opportunities etc.
>Be me 18
>Get first job
>Dad and me go to car dealer the next day to cosign with me on that car I've always wanted
>Test drive, wheels break traction at 55mph
>This is the one
>Dad says I can keep it as long as I pay half and my insurance
>Neat
>1 month goes by
>Go out of state for college
>Already have a new job lined up
>Pass through Memphis
>Stop at some shitty gas station
>Look across the street
>Car in a Walmart parking lot with its wheels taken off
>mfw
>Walk inside
>give cashier $40
>Walk outside
>2 niggers with a synergy green Camaro SS are on the opposite side of the pump
>"This you?"
>"My car?"
>"Yeah homie"
>Nigger 2 pipes up
>Something along the lines of:
>"muffugin gotdayum a pullin bitches n shiet"
>I'm dumbfounded
>I never thought they actually talked like this
>Nigger 1 asks what a "Zell One" is
>"Uh. The factory supercharged one"
>"AW shiet you got me beat homie"
>Tells me my car is nice and gets in with his friend
>"Y-You too"
>Wonder if this is the part where he shoots me
>Nope
>Does a burnout with these fucking 25" rims
>Wonder why he'd have fucking 25" wheels on a Camaro
Niggers are alright I guess.
Why do people get so upset when I tell them my bad experiences with black and Indian customers?
Never know when you're going to have to zimzam a street monkey.
>turns out I was wrong
>they just completely destroyed the door the very evening after it was installed
Fucking kek.
Charlie VC spaghetti is the best spaghetti. Shame on Italy
>be 26
>have not worked a day in my life
>trust fund baby
>live in a sub par apartment with expensive rent
>dont know how to find a job
>am a NEET so I dont know anyone or have any connections to get a job
>mom is starting to pester me on finding one when I already try to
>suggest I look for an apprenticeship and be an electrician
I run a business, same experience, it's like night and day (in more ways than one) between them and other races.
Always late, always trying to haggle, just a disaster to work with. It's like they don't even have the same brains as everyone else.
why you japs are such cucks?
I've never had a bad interaction with a black person. Are they really that bad? Mexicans are pretty shitty though.
t. Californian
I like black people that I know. But I have seen the worst of them and I can tell you, their worst is worse than any other race.
I feel like Indians aren't even on the same level as niggers or arabs.
Indians at least are semi-smart, docile, keep to themselves. The bad though is they smell like fucking horseshit, have no sense of hygiene, and typically have low social skills (like talks too much, asks too many questions, can't take cues, etc.).
If a nig manages to learn nip then he's smarter than you
FACT
For perspective. Even Mexicans hate blacks.
The ones I used to interact with at work were so angry, and would get upset when I told him we don't have a discount or will even try to haggle with him. My manager backs me up, but it's just one of those things. The blacks just ignore the rules and complain about the price. And their kids are so fucking rude.
He's almost certainly an American service-cuck posting from a military base.
>Indians at least are semi-smart
They really aren't. The ones you see here are the cream of the crop. Average IQ in india is in the low to mid 80's.