We Muhammad now

Hey Sup Forums with all the Mudslime cocksucking being done by the media and redditcucks, why don't we pretend to suddenly be ultra-islamic. Seriously Islam is the most conservative religion out there. Almost all the leftist degeneracy can be countered by Islamic teachings from the Quran and hadith. Abortion, homosexuality and even equal rights for women can be countered using Islam. It will be fun watching these libcucks try to refute our arguments if we say we are muslim. Common Sup Forums say the syahadat with me. Saying these words technically makes you a true muslim:

>ʾašhadu ʾal lā ilāha illa l-Lāh
>wa ʾašhadu ʾanna muḥammadar rasūlu l-Lāh

Now you muslim oppression points. Go henceforth to trigger them cuckss

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what are you waiting for user?

Hold on. I said this and a kiwi dressed in a cloak, riding a black horse turned up on my front door rambling about a ring.

Have I been rused?

>Mohammad (PigDicks Be Upon Him) never had the internet
By Allah, may you be stoned and whiplashed and beheaded, filthy kuffar

Amin

no u muslim nau

racists BTFO

muslims win again

White Islam

common pajeet you know wat pretending is rite?

is that real?

twitter.com/CBSNews/status/828015283709304832

the tweet is real

the headline is untrue

>Allahu Ackbar! (This means God is Great)

dump more smashable malay.
thinking of buying myself a bride

>Seriously Islam is the most conservative religion out there.
dude you have no idea how bad it is being a conservative

all those privileges come with responsibilities, discipline and hard work, i'd rather be a NEET

We were once true conservatives when western civilisation didn't become some secular. Islam is a barbaric cult of mindless savages. Once Christianity is restored be prepared for the crusades

Fuck off with your degenerate religion mudslime

They'll just say it's not true islam. Libcucks have made their own version of islam in their heads and that is the only real islam they will acknowledge

Nice try Malaynigger. HEATHEN BEGONE

He's here lads

you forgot the part when we must bow down to bedouin overlords

8/10 bretty gud bait. Needs more malay bitches tho

you faggots are all white muslims you just don't know it

Well I do now.

Cheers.

youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

Shut up Mike.

well, you're gay too austrafag in case you didn't know

you silly goose

Holy shit. Quadle-double-trips.

checked and /thread

Islam is a feminist religion, Allah has three daughters.

Is Allah's daughter

Guess I'm going to convert now.

muh dick

>Islam is the most conservative religion
islam is islam. it's not liberal or conservative.

>'sharia law supports equality'