Big Mac ATM

>minimum wage should be $15/hour

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Does it make the burger too?

that type of technology is easily possible. id imagine the maintenance for it would be quite simple too and would cost less money in the long run than hiring idiots who cant even do that simple job to begin with. all you need are the machines and a couple of competent staffers in the buildings to keep an eye on it.

the amount of times ive gone to a mcdonalds which is like maybe once every 3 weeks, even on slow days these people fuck up orders. a machine would never make mistakes.

My dad said that the McDonalds in our area are already replacing the people at the drive thru windows with machines that fill drinks and fries.

>Does it make the burger too?

YES.

scene it

>implying this wouldn't come about regardless of what humans make

>machine that produces microwaved chemical burgers

America, everyone

Even though I don't eat this trash, I'd prefer this over an unclean weirdo or nigger cough-farting all over my burger.

considering that most of the ingredients the burger at mcdonalds consist of are machine friendly anyway, I am surprised they haven't pushed this already.

For at least the more simple burgers.

god, i love this timeline.

>babbies want min wage to 15/hr
>supply curve shifts
>industry adjusts
>min wage now livable
>millions lose their jobs

>a machine would never make mistakes.
then you would be the dickhead making the mistakes and blaming an inanimate object.

does your dad work at mcdonalds? how does he know this?

Idiocracy tier

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What happens to all the idiots then? Poverty induced crime?

He is a service manager for Coca-Cola (pretty much overseas the installation and maintenance of all Fountains and machines in the area). He was shooting shit with one of the Franchise owners and they are likely to be in all his stores within the next 2 years.

Gassen chambiere

a lot of companies will pay extra for the human interraction factor but very few would pay $15/hour extra

I'm a vegetarian

Your Dad seems like a real piece of shit.

There are automatic burger machines that can make made to order burgers faster than a person.

I love this shit. Soon we'll automate practically everything and we'll revert to how human life is supposed to be. This artificially propped up world where literally everyone has to grind away at some stupid meaningless job to make starving wages has gone on too long. Automate the shit out of everything, make the standard deduction $35,000 and see what happens.

Don't care until Whataburger makes one

What's the point of minimum wage? You can't live off these money, can you? Explain please

just have a lined array of the patties cheeses etc. the specialty burgers they have might be more complicated but menu staples could easily be created with simple coding that would really just amount to yes or no answers for all the ingredients. then at the end of the line it just gets wrapped up and placed in a bag.

Sorry to hear you're a Muslim, faggot

Minimum is socialism and should be removed, the free market will give jobs their proper wage

also much more hygenic tho

also true. and they would actually come out looking like the pictures. nice and balanced and not squashed to shit cause someone is trying to get it done quick.

In real countries minimum wage is indexed to a measure of inflation (consumer price index here) so it goes up as the value of money goes down.

In burgerland they set it in the 1970s and then never adjusted it, so the minimum wage is fucking nothing.

Burgers justify this by saying "don't be poor."

Literally. The argument is that if you can't live on minimum wage you should try not being on minimum wage. It's fucking retarded.

America needs to be nuked.

15$ a hour...kek that is decently above average pay here....you would have to study 5 years at a decent university to get that kind of money....

Ausfag here I haven't been to a maccers in over two years because it's just overpriced also horseshit that tastes horrid.

>tfw I had two big macs and a combo a couple of days ago
>tfw I felt like dying immediately after when I saw the nutrition content.

the minimum wage has been adjusted many times over the last 40+ years. and thats on the federal level. it has even more times on th state level. are all australians born retarded or is it a right of passage?

>machines can't replace all humans

Don't forget that in the late 1800's the standard deduction in the US was equivalent to like $70,000 today so only the richest people paid taxes. The first income tax law was ruled unconstitutional. Shit has been fucked sine 1900, I'm all for wiping it clean with automation.

Anyone know what it would take to make a working concept of a burger machine?

Aussie here again absolutely this.

Nobody here can live off shit hours and not enough work.

Politicians here are professional Dole bludgers as well so they might as well bring in universal basic income

Only under capitalism would technological progress be shunned.

>machine makes the food so perfectly it looks like in the commercials and menu signs
Son of a bitch.

you might need a human worker for optical inspection / final control

yeah of course. also need people in there to load up the food and make sure no one clogs the toilets

Sure. One person supervising a machine that makes infinite perfect meals is leagues ahead of a crew of 15 people that fuck shit up literally all day every day.

I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

Which brings me to my usual question:

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO WENDY'S IN GERMANY?????? WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER WITH BURGER KANG ANDROID MCD?????

>set it in the 1970s and then never adjusted it

You're an idiot. Try informing yourself before spouting off. Minimum wage started in the 1930s at around .25 an hour and is now up to about 10 an hour.

>Not going to KFC

You should all kill yourselves

>bring back jobs trump said

>britbong
>enjoying KFC

Nigger I live in the actual south and you are fooling yourself with that ripoff bullshit

Bet you think I wake up every morning and eat a hearty "American Breakfast" of pancakes, waffles, maple syrup, gravy, biscuits, sweet tea, chocolate milk, grits, butter and strawberry jam.

>having a KFC in your country

don't know this feel lads

>huttburt americans leap to the defence of their country: "it's not as shit as the worst case scenario"
it's still shit

Step one: get some chicken
Step two: mix flour with some spices, you can probably find the ingredients for KFC's secret mix online
Step three: dunk chicken in eggwash, dunk it in the dry mix, dunk it back in eggwash, then again in the dry mix
Step four: fry it

Congrats, it's guaranteed going to be better than KFC

Gas them.

>a machine would never make mistakes.

>now with 100% less buggers and cum!

you mean I can go to mcdonnalds and not have to worry about spit/buggers/cum ending up in my food?

Fucking sweet. We need a $15/hour min wage now!

Fast food in general takes the LCD of society.

>"Ayo yo welcome Donalds ha meh I taek yuh orda"
>"Im sorry what, sir?"
>*Inaudible repetition*
>"Uh Il take a 5 medium with coke please"
>"Thank yuh *inaudible* and 75 cents"
>"Sounds good sir"

How do some of these people get interviews ?

He said atm.
Someone deposits a burger and then when you make a withdraw you may get their old one.

That ATM had burgers from a nearby McDonalds put in it though. Someone still had to make the burgers.

>chinese plant
>voltswagon logo
what did they mean by this?

>my dad said

>image not from said factory.

As long as you can count change and haven't killed anyone that month you can get pretty much any service industry job, no questions asked.

And even the counting change part is negotiable.

good, and more of this. Fuck these entitled losers who think they should be able to buy houses, and have bank, without putting in the effort of going to school and getting a degree.

Not the point you fucking ignorant leaf

>raise minimum wage
>decrease value of dollar
anyone making 15 previously is now making minimum wage thus making people who were out of poverty BE in poverty.

essentially anyone into economics knows raising minimum wage fixes nothing.

some work just really should be minimum wage.

however reducing taxes and doing shit so you keep more of your fucking paycheck is a great way to actually boost people up.

Trump has the right idea letting people keep their god damn money if they make less then 25k a year.

Hmm interesting. Ive never done fast food but I was in retail for my first job. Doesnt the POS literally do all the math and you just need to match the money with the change received line ?

this is true. the drinks are already automated in my area. the one near my workplace has the drink dispenser in a corner of the room by the drive through window and the cups are on a small conveyor that get lined up to whatever drink you ordered and it gets dispensed. then the people usually put the caps on.

Absolutely nothing special belgiumbro. Youre not missing anything

None of them do that. It's all they can muster to not just stick their heads in the grill press. Besides, most of them actually need the job, it's not just summer hires
t. Worked there one summer, funnily enough

Is this your dad?

>Inb4 The call that saved fast food

he should still lower taxes. uncle sam is taking $250 out of my check every week. its insane.

>If you make ~$15 an hour, you make a living wage and are therefore not as far in poverty as a person making $7.25 an hour
>We shouldn't raise the minimum wage because people having more money will actually make them more poor

trump voters, everyone

>$250 every week

Okay so you make, what, $40k? 30? You've got to be retarded if you can't make that budget work.

All the people who argue for $15 didn't take the econ class. they took

>womens studies
>art

this should be taught in 10th grade.

remember when trump said we need to make less, and people lost their fucking minds?

the key is to bring down the cost of goods, not pay everyone a shit ton of money and raise the price.

buying power is more powerful than higher hourly wages.

but i guess basket weaving liberal arts majors are to busy remaking "grease" and protesting about fascism.

just under 40k a year after taxes, yes.

>Not understanding that the biggest cost of a company are the wages they provide.
>Not understanding that essentially doubling the wage cost of a company will result in mass closings and employee shedding.

Shit tier bait , but I took a nibble.

You cant stop progress

im not defending anything. you said incorrect information. your dumbass didnt even look it up on google before pushing that shit out through your keyboard.

we are shit but you have an almost identicle poverty rate (13.9%) vs the U.S. (13.5) and thats with a higher population of illegals and blacks
hows that minnimum wage thing goin for you?
oh right you pay 17$ an hour and you guys still cant afford shit because your garbage country is irrelevant to the rest of the modern world

All the Subway sandwich places have automatic change machines attached to the cash registers, the customer gets correct change back every time and the employee doesn't do shit.

Depends where you live, but yeah 30k should cover a single person anywhere outside of SF or NYC

>millions lose their jobs
>thinking people are just going to be okay with this

It will be like the luddite uprising but 100x worse.

>40k after taxes
>~$3333 a month
>over $100 a day

What the flying FUCK is wrong with you if you are complaining about that amount of money? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people that can't live on that? What kind of overpriced shit are you buying??

>tfw save lives for $14 an hour

>being this wrong
Median disposable household income in US:
$1,700
Median disposable household income in AUS:
$3,100

Those are both in US dollars.

>but your shit is so much more expensive!!!!
Not really. 20% on average but that's including shit like luxury goods. Groceries are like 4% more expensive, and most fresh fruit is actually cheaper because it's grown here.

Australians are objectively wealthier at a household level.

Cry more.

If Big Mac ATM's were functional, they would take the place of workers no matter the workers pay.

>What kind of overpriced shit are you buying

i live in NJ.

This is shortsighted as shit and only leads to more concentration of wealth at the tops of corporate chains. Reducing wages without increasing social programs or taxes on employers is just disinvesting in your own workforce. It's no wonder we are below replacement birthrates currently.

Ask my sister, who makes 150k a year and is crying about not having the money to pay 200 a month on her student loans..

there are tons of people with masters degree's that can't budget for shit.

>but she goes shopping with my mom first thing every visit
>has had 3 new cars in the last 4 years
>is building a 5 bedroom home.. and lives with 1 other person.

Good, fuck them. The jobs are unnecessary and we've been propping up a shitty pointless workforce for a hundred years. Automate it, pay the people who maintain it $15, and let the other people go do whatever the fuck they want. Just change the tax system to where the people put out by automation aren't going to die in the streets.

Then MOVE you fucking idiot

ceo's shouldn't be making 1000 times the lowest level wage an hour either. it goes all the way to the top man.

Nigger min wage is 7.25 an hour. You cant even get above the poverty line without a shitload of overtime.

%30 of Walmart employees are on welfare.
Walmart kills businesses in every small town it goes into.
This applies to a fuckton of big companies.
>Every taxpayer is paying for those shit wages.

wrong

Nice slogan you fucking retard.

You can certainly shape progress, so that different outcomes become reality.

"You can't stop progress" is just you being an egotistical retard thinking the world will turn out the way you think it will.

>I deserve literally 1000 times more than another human being

lol nah fuck you

I was gonna say the take home from 120k isn't that amazing, but if she still has a roommate...yeah, she can't budget for shit.

>Paying workers more means increasing cost of service to compensate
>People making under new mandated minimum can't afford nearly as much as they could before due to this
>Companies who can't afford to pay their workers more lose workers
>Companies go under

People who criticize Trump supporters, everyone

What are you talking about, lol? The people put out at fucking fast food jobs aren't paying fucking tax to begin with... By changing the tax system, do you mean, give the poors even more?

Who's going to kill the cockroaches that inevitably infest this thing?

Nigger tier customers literally have them crawling from their purses, so the machine will definitely become a haven for insects

>the take home from 120k isn't that amazing

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

That is over SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

15 dollars is like three burgers. imagine how much they waste per day. damn kikes