IT'S HAPPENING - SOME BOSNIAN JUST ASSASSINATED ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND OF AUSTRIA

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kek, not my problem

fucking brits

>POLICE SKETCH OF SUSPECT

>Wow. It's literally nothing

user thinks fucking Ferdinand getting got is going to have young men dying in ditches n sheeit

suck a dick faggot

The Eternal Serb strikes again.

Sup Forums DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE.

Kikes will use this as a distraction to let the Bolsheviks invade and kill millions of Christians and impose their Jew friends into positions of power all over Europe... Screencap this.

HOLY SHIT ABE LINCOLN HAS JUST BEEN ASSASSINATED TURN ON CNN

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Fake and gay

AusHun BTFO

Why should I give a shit?

>LARPING
he's fine

Whatever happens dude we aren't going to fight our German brothers. Fuck Belgium.

Its not early XX
Nobody gives a fuck about austriaks and serbs

MY COUNTRY DOESNT EVEN EXIST YOU NIGGER

>roleplaying

Sage

REVENGE, I DEMAND REVENGE FOR THIS INSULT!

Fake and gay

>giving any kind of a shit about 2nd world countries

You retards are so liberal with your happenings these days it's insane.

i dont know how yet, but somehow this is germany's fault.

AUSKEKS BTFO!!!
UNITY OR DEATH!!!

Who's behind it?

Cool story bro.

What do you think we will have? A world war?
Kek

Which Ferdinand, Mrs Muller? I know two Ferdinands. One is a messenger at Prusa's, the chemist's, and once by mistake he drank a bottle of hair oil there. And the other is Ferdinand Kokoshka who collects dog manure. Neither of them is any loss.

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Black hand user here

We did this promote a different agenda that wil set the stage to give rise to a leader in the coming years who will help exterminate (((them))).

Not my problem

It's happening
Also god save the king.

Enjoy getting absolutely destroyed by Austria-Hungary like we are doing to Morocco, faggot.

No more European wars caused by Jews.

I'm an Irish-American farmer who provides for myself and my family. Will this effect me in any way?

>>>back to /x/

You wish faggot.

>Muh kaiser
>Muh hat spike

Please kys

I'm moving to Pearl Harbour, #notmyproblem

The austrians aren't going to war over this, right? It would start a war across Europe!

the jews are behind this

Nah. We good senpai. Fuck europoors lol.

It's okay, He Got Better, courtesy of his vampire boyfriend. #ALVHbookbetterthanmovie

He's serbian. Part of the black hand.

Yo wtf faam we're having large scale military drills here atm, me and my friends were called on, this never happened before yo wtfff...

Don't you have a crown to serve bitch boi?

God save the King brother

Can confirm, cavalry just passed my house, I think our Kaiser is serious about this.

Ok just have a good fight and get it done with, just don't fuck with Belgium please lads

ARTILLERY IN 30 MINS!!!

RIP buddy.

Tfw checked flag wrong and your post looks retarded

OH HE WENT AND DID IT WHAT NOW YUROPOORS LOL

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Well, I hope you guys aren't overly attached to Belgium, since it's the fastest route to France.

Please don't let the frogs know, that plan is top secret.

All the girls in my school want to mail some of our clothes coupon to the Princess Elizabeth so she could have a huuuge dress for the royal wedding! But rationing law does not allow her to accept any.

Still looks magnificent though:

>Germany is expanding their navy
>no no no

what ever you do, i'm will stand behind you

>Princess Elizabeth
Who? boy this is 1914 and girls have their own schools.

>Yuropoor
But Europe is currently the most powerful continent in the world
You are just an average as shit country, fag. Also gib back Cuba, Puerto Rico, Guam, Caroline Islands and Philippines.

inb4 happeningfags start spouting "HURR DURR WORLD WAR 2 NOW IT"S FUCKING HAPPENING XDDDDD"

This is a tragedy but nothing big will come from this.

>slavs
lol who cares

>you will never march on Belgium
>you will never rek France
>Russia will surely destroy you
>you will never surrender
>you will never recover from this
>you will never reck Russia
>you will never make France surrender
>you will never get raped by Russia
>you will never see the wall fall
>you will never open your borders
>you will never become the caliphate
>you will never march on Russia

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Lol nah senpai. Cuba is rightful American clay.

Well of course! Princess Elizabeth isn't in our school - as she has a private tutor, but oh we just love how glamourous and yet feminine she is! I don't think I could ever drive and repair an ambulance, but I will be joining the local YWCA chapter in hosting dance halls to boost the morale of our servicemen!

You just took advantage of separatists by blowing up your own shio in Cuba and then saying it was our fault, even fucking UK daid that it wasn't us. Thanks for the huge depression everyone here is going through right now.

My regiment is on our way to Ypers to take up battle zwei with you pesky krauts. I forgot my gas mask though, shouldn't be a problem, right?

I think this is it lads.
Goodbye.

It was a (((boiler explosion))) friendo. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll stay relevant. I have a new star to add to my flag.

Said*
Ship*
Sorry, my typing machine does not work well.

German Soldiers are marching through Belgium. Someone get help, these Germans look tough and ready.

who wants to buy food and provisions, I offer good prices in exchange of hard-working migrants

The Brits are full of chuckles, aren't they?

We are going through 3 crisis at the same time, so I don't know. Also brb going to kill moroccans as my king ordered me to do.

If come over here and euthanize your rape babies then you have a deal.

#NotMyWar
#NotAllGermans

You know, Argentina would have been in the G8 in 1917

>darkest color
>12.3 - 99.7%
Seems a bit deceptive.

This.

President Wilson has been good for us so far, and he is an isolationist.

As long as he is around, the Irish people are in good hands.

I am considered the ((anglos)) might make an opportunity to ruin home rule over this

America will be America First!

We will never get dragged into the petty european wars.

that's what happens when you ban socialism and commies burgerbro. they ruin everything they touch

Alright Germany, knock it off with these submarine things. Getting annoyed my man.

>Falling for ((anglo)) propeganda

I'll fucking run guns as much as I want burger bro. LAND OF THE FREE

Stupid Brits are blocking our food supplies we have to get rid of them or else our people will starve.

Also, stop sending weapons along tourists on your ships!

*Jewish Control Intensifies*

why fight it

Ah... The British Empire...

An Empire who interests and values are controlled by ((bankers))

Dis gunna be good.

hope the Royal Navy gets to BTFO some second rate Dreadnoughts.

Something tells me the british empire will collapse in some years.... maybe by 1940 or 1945

We a good boy we dindu nuffin. We was just going to Europe. Tryna get our lives together. Please no bully.

What makes you think that?

Now I'm Irish and I hate the Brits, but they clearly have the most powerful navy at the moment and are one of the biggest powers in the world.

I predict it will be over an century before their empire will collaspe, which is why I am shilling for Home Rule

>Stupid Brits are blocking our food supplies we have to get rid of them or else our people will starve.

lol, we get no chocolate and coffee we all gonna starve

>Be German

>Only have one master plan

>Invade an neutral country

>Get stuck in France

>Trenches ensue

What were you guys thinking?

Yeah and then I suppose Europe will disavow Christ in favour of Mohammadism in a hundred years time, right?
Don't talk such rot.

REEE THE FUCKING MEXICANS CROSSED THE BOARDER AND SACKED ONE OF OUR TOWNS

FUCK THEIR ANARCHIC SHITHOLE

SECOND-MEXICAN AMERICAN WAR WHEN?

Lol fuck Mexico. I heard we got this new thing called the "aero plane." We can probably drop bombs from it. Stupid goat fuckers.

Who could have known that cavalry charges are shit against machine guns?

Stupid Belgians, we said we don't want to fight and will pass through their territory peacefully, if these idiots didn't throw a tantrum we all could be home right now.

To be honest, I don't really know. It's just a feeling. Maybe I'm just overwhelmed by sad feelings watching how we are fading out. We are fucking breaking apart and basque and catalonian nationalism is strong. If only someone made a coup and crush it...

SEND IN TEDDY TO FINISH THEM

>Be Spain

>Thy to relciam your "Empire"

>America comes in and takes all your Colonies just because

How will Spain ever recover?

>What were you guys thinking?
Is this a serious question? The plan was not to be bogged down in France, once it happened the leadership in late 1914 admitted they lost the war.

You should have know that the Belgians were autistic about their "Empire"

Just look at the Congo to see how they can screw up something that should be simple to do

>The plan was not to be bogged down in France

>Get bogged down anyway