Almost revealed my powerlevel Alex Jones style. Has this happened to anyone else?

Almost revealed my powerlevel Alex Jones style. Has this happened to anyone else?

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What did you do?

Maybe if you didn't take shit you see on Sup Forums and infowars so seriously you wouldn't have a power level to hide.

I showed my maga hat.

Yes.
I mentioned Obama's birth certificate being confirmed fake to my girlfriend, and she told me I spend too much time on Sup Forums. Didn't even entertain the idea, despite the fact that I've never been into the birther thing before.
I was quite stunned, and let it go, but I am waiting to drop the red pill on her.

>the timeline where alex jones is right, every, signle, time.

Nothing yet

>be known as the goofy friend who triggers people for fun
>be known for saying wild and outlandish things and play devil's advocate just because I like to argue
>support trump
>"oh user's at it again, try'n to trigger me"
>y-you too

I can't even reveal my powerlevel if I wanted to
I've gone full Freeza ark Krillin my powerlevel is so surpressed

Yup, and being proven right every time I don't GaF.

Sup Forums is pure satire, newfag.

Also I'm becoming a living god.
Thanks, masoncucks for making life so unbearable that the only way to survive wass to ascend.

Have you ever went on a drunk new years eve tirade about how homosexuality is a mental illness, the jews run everything, and how I hate Canada? I have. My family doesn't talk to me anymore

I tried to convince my friend that a recent mall shooting in San Antonio was a big fake FBI shooter exercise, but he don't care.

My Dad thinks I'm autistic because of this

what did you ALMOSt do then you coy-ass girly fuck?

Ive convinced my gf that Hitler did nothing wrong
Ive almost convinced my mom too.

Me too, but I thought, 'wait a minute, these guys dont know shit about US politics, only what have been forcedfed them, why am I getting so riled up?'

Just one of those moments user.

lol fucking leafs
ur dad think's ur autsistic b/c ur fucking autistic you fucking autist lmao

15 y/o detected

>tfw nobody knows about the Ukrainian neo-nazis

Do... do you actually have friends that use trigger unironically?

>be early 2016
>constantly dropping small red pills to family, who are mostly right leaning, but typically more establishment
>most of family is very successful with great careers
>since I was in elementary my dad has watched Fox News ever single night
>fast forward 8 months
>sister is asking if I have seen the latest infowars video
>dad has Hillary For Prison sign in yard
>constantly talking shit about the establishment, Fox News, how Megyn Kelly is a cunt, etc
>my sister listens to Alex Jones radio show every day, follows Roger Stone, Milo, Lauren Southern, PJW

Last week she was asking what I knew about Cern and other super conspiracy stuff.

How bad did I fuck up Sup Forums

leaf detected, piss off of this patriotic american board you wanna be euro fag

Oh shit I didn't know Mel Gibson was exiled to Canada

Like "Yyyyaaaaaarggggg! Globalist are destroying this planet!"

Or like "Law of One dude. Negative spiritual entities are feeding on your powerful emotions brah. Meditate."

? Because Jones has two tiers and if you're only at the first you are now officially a normal faggot.

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I want to turn your whore sister into my Canadian Cock Concubine

You're absolutely retarded. Why does this board have flags if it's american? Why not just give everyone american flags?

I have a Puerto Rican gf who used to be full blue polled and would get pissed at me for trying to drop red pills. After this year she just switched, I don't know what it was, my incessant rants or the scrambling of the left but she's agreeing with me about everything and watching infowars... I wasn't planning on marrying her, but I guess I have to now.

>califag
>constantly reveal my powers
>it's fun

*if it's american only

>this is what people hear when Alex Jones speak
Must suck being a ADHD moron that cant listen.

>tfw my normies friends start talking about Alex Jones in group text

How

Joe Rogan + Alex Jones podcast converted her I think. This meeting may have been the most important event this year.

I openly defended Hitler and national socialism when arguing with a feminist communist in high school.

it's so we can easily tell where posters are on the country heirarchy (hint: leafs are at the bottom)

I was drunk one night and released my power level at some dive bar during karaoke, had no idea my friend recorded it and uploaded it to YouTube, just found it this month, he uploaded it years ago like a sneaky fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=-WBFk9HCTgM

My mom and dad went to germany one time and after they came back my dad was telling me about a 'death camp' they went to and I was like 'oh you were in Poland?' and he was like 'no..' and I was like 'oh well then it wasn't a death camp' and I really regretted saying it even as I was saying it thankfully I dont think my dad really understood where I was going and we changed the subject.

I'm pretty sure alex himself has adhd, I know he's said as much on air..

Its the price of knowing too much I suppose.

That's just untrue, it's to celebrate our diversity. As you know, diversity is our strength

>Try to redpill my mom on the reptilians
>She now thinks I'm crazy
How could this have happened? Is it because I skipped out on this months DNA Force?

I constantly tell my jewish friends that hitler did nothing wrong

>reveal my power level to some arab looking guy in during work.
>He laughs and agrees with me

i dont think he's muslim but he still has to go back when's he's done with college

This is me as well but they're catching on that im not always joking.

Should I reveal mine in my sociology class? teacher is always like poor Mexicans and fuck Trump

SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL ARISE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE AWAY OUR FIREARMS

Bump

That'd be cool if USA and maybe Canada had state/province flags instead of just country. So you can tell when they're a fucking Californian.

I got my gf to read mein kampf, she has sympathy for the man but she still believes in the (((holocaust))). Soon she will see.

Diversity is our strength sure. If we didnt have a diverse group we would have nobody to redpill.

But on a scale of of people who contribute to people who shit in the tub. Canadians generally just shit in the tub.

Only a sith deals in absolutes

PL fully revealed only to my wife. It's so high that a lot of the time, I feel insane/psychotic.

reminds me of this Iraqi guy at work who tells me about all the jewish tricks in the middle east

Does he speak in code? 75% of the shit that comes out of his mouth is incoherent rambling.

>implying you'd need a flag

Islam is currently the most red pilled religion in the world

>Generally
>thats an absolute you sith

day of the rake is coming
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good job quoting jew media to push your libtard points there libtard

t. Mohammed al Achmedi

He starts out coherent and on topic, and then segues into a rant about psychedelic vampires out of Fucking nowhere. However, this is why I love him.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

This is what happens when you let Sup Forums corrupt a developing mind. Don't let some imageboard nazi autists and insane confirmation bias define you

Rather, you should let some television Jews and their insane confirmation bias define you

Nope

who exactly do you think you're talking to tub shitter?

Where exactly do you think you are?

1776!

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Why yes, call me names for not fitting in with the hivemind. No dissenting opinions allowed!

Okay, Schlomo

No, never let a single source of info define you. Better yet, don't define yourself at all

The key is to only believe things that are backed up with verifiable facts. This filters out propaganda and conspiracy theories. If you only believe things that are backed up by facts, you are bulletproof in debates. Having autism helps cuz emotion clouds the brain on issues.

the only thing you have done so far is write a personal blog post about how you have no familly and insult peope.

You dont have any opinions, you're just shitting in the tub

>don't define yourself at all
The essence of nihilism

Not about political stuff but I have growled and shouted at people in extremely loud, nasty, and public arguments. I just can't hold it back, especially if I've been drinking, and especially when the other person is wrong about something of vital importance to me. In the last case it was a former employer who seemed to think that providing documentation to prove my employment was a favor rather than a legal obligation. I needed the documents to extend my work visa; he's also a foriegner and should know the law, but has been living off the kindness of strangers for decades and doesn't understand the difficulty of doing anything as his subordinate (other people have always taken care of his paperwork for him and still do). Before that a friend was trolling me about a project I started years ago and haven't made any progress on. It's not like his criticism is helping me get back to work on it; I have to order parts that only come from one place in the whole world and I never have the free time needed to work on it because of work and life. Furthermore it's a fairly complex project that he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to understand and it makes me furious when he's like "ya gettin' 'at dun yet? huh? gettin' it dun?".

I exploded on these people in public, surrounded by our colleges and strangers. I don't feel the least embarrassed about it; they were been asses. A reasonable man would have boxed them both to the ground, but I am not a reasonable man (or a reasonably strong man either).

I responded to the thread, someone commented (with shit grammar & spelling) on it, only then did I proverbally shit the tub

Jews are a disease

I agree with you. Are you imbignin I'm a jew?

>be talking to girl I've been flirting with for awhile
>petite Irish Catholic
>good relationship with her parents
>she mentions how she's disappointed Trump won
>lose my shit internally
>stay calm externally
>start ranting about how corrupt Hillary is
>I go all out
>emails
>Bill Clinton's rape victims
>Clinton Foundation
>destruction of Libya
>Saul Alinsky
>spirit cooking
>pedophile connections
>even showed her dcpizzagate.wordpress.com
>after rant she says "Well, I didn't want her to win that badly, I just don't like Trump. I can't believe she got involved with these people"

i talk shit about jews all the time

I don't believe I'm imbignin anything. Just passing along the good word.

Just explained in detail how the jews were ruining Germany. Just tell the truth. Watch the documentary " The greatest story never told"

>not using an F-stat for one tailed tests

and family
>once used #triggered as a joke
>get lecture about the differences between trigger and squick
>my fucking face when

THEY ARE MAKING THE FROGS GAY

We need a new Jesus who gets killed by the jews. This would be the ultimate redpill for everybody.

Can I fuck your sister?

every day.
a jesuit priest came to my house to harass me in real life due to the fact i was redpilling too many people online and in real life.

you sound like a cunt, finish your fucking project faggot

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Hitler already fulfilled that. Remember, the people wanted Jesus dead at the time. It wasn't until long after the truth was realized and many still deny who Jesus was.

accurate.

Saved for redistribution. Keep doing gods work user.

I didn't feel like talking to my wife a couple weeks ago and stopped her cold with, 'I don't like black people. I'll give you some time to digest that.'
She made me breakfast the next morning.

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>ITT: Teenagers

How old are you exactly?

kek, me three

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You have to use logic. For example: ask why Israel and Judaism is so obsessed with keeping foreigners out/ pure genes, and then ask: why does it seem like we are always pushed to let foreigners in and race mix? Who is pushing this agenda?

Immigration is often an easy way to red pill. It is simple logic, but often must be repeated in many ways.

this is gold.

turning 30 in November, but I can easily pass as a teenager with effort
>fuck, I stop using voice com so 12 year olds stop saying "shut up kid"

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