Be american

[Thomas Collins]

>be american
>your chocolate taste like vomit because it contains butyric acid

[Eli Phillips]

>be australian
>palm oil with food colours and lactose
>"chocolate"

[Julian Thompson]

>tfw can hardly find fluroride free water somewhere

[Isaac Turner]

>be coon
>mump po da do

[Juan Thompson]

At least you will never run out of kebabs.

[Michael Evans]

>His family is so poor they have to shop at Aldi

Everyone point and laugh at this gay faggot

[Andrew Davis]

Come to Portland Oregon. No fluoride in the water. Most red pilled city in the United States

[Robert Thomas]

cadbury dairy milk is good tho

[Landon Sanders]

>be french
>basically can't live without one baguette per day
>every bakery now a day is run by underage arabs because previous white owner died of old age and realistically no young french anymore wants to specialize into bakery so its a job left for hood rat arabs
>they can't bake baguettes for shit
multiculturalism is such a shitty ideology

[Lincoln Thomas]

>Portland, Oregon
>redpilled
You're fucking delusional.