longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> no immigrants
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

>largest consumer of feces for pornographic films

>highest amount of degeneracy
>disgusting anime culture
>population declining because everyone is beta

Nips BTFO

MUH HONORARY ARYANS

>flag
>id
checks out

Small dicks. Loli-pantsu vending machines. A matter of time until they get cucked by libs due to their tolerance. Black Miss Japan. Ugly native women. Huge consumers of NTR porn.

Fuck bros, Why do you idolize these fish-heads? These are real points too. Japanophiles, how do you rationalize these?

Japs are the best gooks! Never let any dirty immigrants in and always keep your ethno state !

You can trust this guy, he's an expert.

Nips are the weirdest humans.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

>ugly native women
What did he mean by this

>Ugly native women.
Keep telling yourself that

>highest suicide rate
>literally no sexual drive increased popularity of "fap alone" rooms
>you get almost no money when you retire from your job just like my third world shithole, so you need to work until 75 years
>Young people struggle in jobs and are lazy, Japan isn't that relevant now
>Japan society and culture is failing apart

Go suicide on a train station

You also got the first Fallout game..

See how (((They))) recoil from and hate you?

Stay strong, Nippon.

>world class electronics
Doesnt Korea beat you on that? Korea is filled to the brim with electronic markets. That and bootleg movie cams and games lol

>inb4 5-7 "300 million refugees into Japan" threads
>inb4 2-3 "anime is degenerate (because of the pornography)" threads
>inb4 3-4 [self-hating japanese] threads

Japan is great but it's not perfect. The west has the potential to be even better than Japan but that will happen after the revolution.

>I made the thread again.

Also China

We will MJGA as we MAGA.

zero sjw problems? Idiot white beta teacher, dont pretend to know whats going on in a country where you cant even lurk in the online communities.

Japanese hate low key and online only unless its something political or about Korea, for example almost everyone there hates your smelly BO and guts. They post photos of you on forums to mock so keep an eye out on the train tomorrow.

Beer costs more than 2 dollars but you are right about everything else. Im american here on mainland but im legal immigrant .

We fall into half of those categories too senpai!

But chinks aren't human, so you lose the game.

No. Japan's technology is still far ahead of Korea and China, which is why they still import majority of the electric components that they use to make TVs and smartphones from Japan because they can't produce them.

moshi moshi give passport, I'm 1/8 Japanese

>5'2 manlets
>statistically smallest penises
>most young men are pedophiles

Fpbp

salarymen slave long hours to be punched by women when they get home.

>biggest debit to GDP ratio in the world
>rapidly ageing population

Aeon has their own shitty brand of beer now 188¥ per can

you're a white male

also if it's so good, make sure you support Japan 100% and hope to ensure they receive no refugees

>literally asian wahhabits

>longest lifespan
cause living tell your 80 and shitting yourself daily while forgetting your own name is a real achievement
>lowest crime
it's a damn island. that's a given. but the crimes are pretty fucked up when happend
>world class food
eating live eels and bugs is considered class in 3rd world shitholes. congratulations
I can't dispute the transportation and electronics. you got me there
>education
explain high suicide rate. what's knowledge if you just end up killing yourself. I'll continue to enjoy my blissful ignorance thank you very much
>no immigrants
not yet
>beer
it's rice water
>legal sexual services
lol that just screams low human right and low human decency
>zero sjw problem
probably why there are so many single men
>legally own Sup Forums
are you even trying
you're gonna have to do better than fancy phones to get me to bend the knee to a period stain flag

>mgsV a shit
>Ffxv a shit
>Dragon Ball super a shit
>Hunter X hunter has been on hiatus for a year with no chapter 361 in sight
>Nintendo a shit
>No gantz after episode 25
>Persona V a shit
>No 3D waifu sex robot
>No Gundam fight with US that was promised by last year

Japan a shit

Being a nip would be OK, but
>I don't want a tiny penis hidden by a bush of long straight pubes
>I don't want to smell of fish
>I want to own my own home without a generational mortgage and paper walls
>I like cars over 0.6 litre
>I like grown women not fish children
>I don't want to work 80hrs/wk unless I get paid for it
>the tube is crowded enough
>I hate j pop
>I don't like anime
>sushi is meh
>katsu is just tendies in curry sauce and is meh
>asahi beer is meh
>I don't do nip hivemind

So no, thanks

>One of the lowest birth rates in the world
>Rapidly ageing and declining population
>One of the highest suicide rates in the world
>Pedophilia and asexuality among young men is an epidemic
>Invented more forms of degeneracy than Germans

The only good things about Japan is their low crime rates (thanks only to their low T beta men) and that they know how to preserve their culture, degenerate as it may be.

>posting negative propaganda against your own country

>what is knowlegde if you just end up killing yourself

Nation of oldies

Stupid mongoloid.

Says the shitskin gypsie

> no immigrants
Hi

Said cigan

You made this exact same thread like 15 times this entire week.

(((they))) have allowed japan to be nearly an ethnostate because (((they))) havent figured out how to coin the term "asian privilege" yet

this, plus
>everyone's a virgin obsessed with anime
>they're all actually westaboos
>being invaded by chinks who are replacing the real nips by the millions
>legal system where if you go to court there's a 99% chance you will be found guilty because you're guilty until proven innocent

really pajeet?

Overrated country.

ching chong bing bong ping ling
howaito debiru pureezu reebu

t. engrish teechuru

>beer costs $2

psh...only faggots drink beer.

Shochu is where it is at. Put some straight shochu in your ChuHai Strong Zero. You'll be on your ass in 2 drinks.

lol rekt

>a fucking English teacher

In one month, OP will be posting about how much japan sucks because it isn't at all like his animes.

god damn, americans are dumb as hell.