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Is it really the nectar of the gods?

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Fuck off we're full

yes

fuck off you nazi cunt vegemite is ours

They even drink this emu shit

fucking disgusting

Nah mate it tastes like shit, but it's good shit.

It's the greatest thing ever.

Vegemite tastes even better than liberal tears, user. That's how good it is.

>Tfw Vegemite for breakfast every morning even when I haven't been back to the shit posting land for 12 years.

There are some things that never change.

Eat it with a spoon

FOWF

Is that for real? I'd try it.
I've had a hot vegemite drink before. Teaspoon of vegemite and boiling water. It's not that bad really.

my fav drink

it tastes like bitter salty beefy beer

it's nasty unless you grew up with it

Vegemite is shit. I've had the misfortune of an Australian cousin having me sample it.

nah cunt, jesus save our tins

What the fuck? Yeast flavored energy drink?

Marmite is better.

Don't respond if you disagree or you will be shut down immediately.

Nutritious yeast paste. Very savoury.
Start by spreading extremely thinly on your toast and work your way up to your personal optimal coverage.

Whenever you see vegemite taste tests on foreigners they cake the bread with it.

Isn't this shit Halal?

Fuck that man

>eating marmite
>not being a faggot

Pick one

marmite is just a weaker amd sweeter version of vegiemite

oh god

just why

>Sweeter>

It's definitely sourer.

Unless your talking about NZ's red jar.

It's good, but really salty.

I believe I can explain it to you Deutschfriend in one word:

Saukopfsülzensehnsucht

fuck up nz you sheep shagging cunt

top wheeze

It's fucking disgusting.

underated post

fpbp

>>>/China/

OUT.

Is the most disgusting thing ever created, Strayans brainwash kids with this rubbish.

vegemite is horrible, I just picked one up for 89p in a bargain shop

Its like if a supermarket tried ripping off marmite

>get toast
>apply butter
>apply Vegemite

This is how you eat it...why do so many fuck it up.

How can Vegemite even compete with glorious Marmite?

For best results you put the butter on the second the toast pops and let it soak in a little bit until the toast is all lovely and golden.

niggertier food

STOP DESECRATING OUT FLAG YOU CUNT

>t. Xiang

This, Vegimite tastes like someone threw up in Marmite

CHINK FUCK OFF

Sometimes I make toasted sandwiches with vegemite and cheese using a sandwich press.
They're pretty good

BOVRIL SUPERIOR
MARMITE INFERIOR

It's amazing how everyone does it the same. No one teaches the best way to apply vegemite, and yet, we all do it the right way.

> Hot toast
>Way more real butter than you need
>Thin smear of delicious vegemite

OR

>Thick slices of bread
>Butter and vegemite one side
>Peanut butter the other
>Sliced up banana in the middle
>Sammich of the gods.

BOTH OF THESE LICK VEGEMITE'S POSTERIOR

Never ever done the banana one

>Spot the sheep shagger

I said "do you speaka my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

That's my jam

Also, how any Americans can have "Peanut butter and jelly" and not projectile vomit is news to me.

Any Australian who likes this will be executed as an American spy.

Clunky, but I liked it.

Nah I'm just a 2nd gen immigrant cunt
like I said here, I normally make toasted sandwiches with vegemite in them.
If I do it with toast though, I just do the usual toast-->immediate butter-->vegemite-->heaven

Vegemite is fuel for shitposting and source of powerful bantz

Its strange to think about nowadays when everything is so connected but when I was a kid living in Europe hearing that stupid song on the radio meant so much to me I'll never forget it

>2nd gen

Fuck off ya poofter

Vegemite is manufactured by emus to weaken Aussie morale so they can only fight back by shitposting online.

The Jar is empty and we're full fuck off.

Not even our best bread topping to be perfectly honest with you.

where to though never been outside of Australia

>thin smear

FUCKING THIN?!?!?!

YOU JUST TRIGGERED THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

YOU LOAD YOUR MELTED BUTTERY TOAST WITH SO MUCH VEGEMITE EDGE TO GLORIOUS EDGE AND YOU DEVOUR THAT BLACK PERFECT FUCKING MEAL FIT FOR A GOD LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR LAST. CUNT.

This is actually nectar of gods.

POO
IN
LOO

Is it supposed to be the same colour as orange juice?

I'd get a very worried look from the doctor if mine looked like that.

And you retards call Americans fat Lmao get wrecked nerd

was that invented by a 3 year old?

Best on English muffins, yeah?

its just general-purpose, tasty industrial waste

>sunscreen and mozzie repellent
>replacement of clay in baking, (meat) marinade and basting
>gap filler, tiling adhesive and paint thinner
>facemask and hair wax
>24000 mAh portable battery (2 Nickle-Metal Hydride Ds)

the Chinese have been buying it for years

Your masters surpassed you years ago, pitiful American't.
youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64

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it'll work as lube for machinery in a pinch, and it actually polishes shit

> Hot toast

Lucky. My grannie would make umpteen slices of toast ahead of time, and leave them in a toast rack which was especially effective at exposing them to the freezing wartime kitchen. You had to be a wizard to be able to spread the rock hard butter on these cold, thin, chewy slices without tearing holes in it. Even then my buttered slice would up looking like the North Atlantic as seen by the Titanic. Then I'd spread great gobs of Bovril (not the other crap) while grannie rabbits on that you won't like it if you use that much. Finally, I'd choke it down with a defiant grin.

It wouldn't be the same in another context.

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>Any Australian who likes this will be executed as an American spy.
I had PB&J sandwiches all through primary school. How fucked am I?

What would you say is the more quintessential Australian breakfast out of Vegemite on toast, Weet-Bix, and Nutri-Grain?

Are you trying temp me? Because i come from the land of plenty.

It's kinda meh on sandwiches. I prefer it on toasted English muffins or at least toasted something. Well, not too bad on Cruskits, I suppose, though I prefer crunch peanut butter for those.

There are tastier things to have for breakfast, e.g., maple syrup on pancakes, plum jam on croissants, even fucking Sultana Bran.

Run to our embassy. Burn the documents, Agent 566B

By J do you mean jelly or jam?

What about vegemite on weet-bix?

get rekt