Be brazilian

>be brazilian
>the cops of a state stop working because the salary is shit
>the entire state becomes a anarchy
>everyone in home scared

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just go into the gun cabinet and arm your family until things cool down. you'll be fine

What state is it?

>be American.
>cops stop doing their job because a judge told them to stand down.
>nothing drastic happens because guns

>gun cabinet
Civilians can't own guns in Brazil.

Espirito Santo.

Does america have a state everyone forgets its exists?

delaware

West Virginia, probably

brazil what the fuck

i dont know but i can just see something like that happening here

most of the mdiwest
t. midwest

Great Britain.

AND THEY LAUGHED WHEN THEY ASKED WHY WE NEED THE 2nd AMENDMENT

Lol, yeah, In the USA is kind of understandable, there are 50 states, one or two might be forgotten. But we have 26 here and still everyone thinks that Espirito Santo doesn't exist or is just an extension of Minas Gerais. Acre at least has memes about them.

Delaware is a state? I thought it was a city.

Theme song
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It's a state. Delaware is nothing more than a suburb of Philadelphia (Wilmington) plus a swath of uninhabitable swamp. The only reason it has any importance whatsoever is that every corporation in the US is officially (legally) headquartered there because they have the loosest corporate laws in the country. Literally every company that isn't run by complete retards is legally based there.

wish i could leave this shithole
dumb people, incompetent and corrupt state, shit economy.

It's very cool shit, man.
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I've been saving money for some time to leave this shithole. I just don't know where to, Europe is going to shit as well.

Why don't brazilians into shirts or shoes?

I bet you feel stupid now.

Or what? The cops will arrest you?

We voted to keep our guns, the leftists took them away anyway.

You """"can"""" own a guy, but its so fucking expensive the cheapest gun, legally, costs something around $2000, the permit costs another thousand and the whole process takes at least a year.

LOL

*You """"can"""" own a gun

>cops
>DHS

Lol no Drumpf btfo

Get on your motorcycle and shoot the criminals you LOW ENERGY coward

How comfy are you right now?

We also have less IQ points, so it evens out.

This. I had to get my ass up and go vote for keeping our guns, we won, and they just ignored and took them away anyway. And noone gave a shit about it. Fucking brazilians

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Is this for real...? Cops on strike down there? Didn't you guys just have the Olympics in your neck of the woods recently?

>you get to have your own purge night where you can murder and rape
why are you complaining?

Simians, unlike roaches, bleed.

When did the media ever pretend that we aren't in deep economical shit?
Shitting on every aspect of Brazil was the quite literally the meme of the Olympics.

ngl that gave me a hard on

simians also eat their own shit and kill each other tho
why dont you? are you scared of favela patrol, they are in strike

>be brazilian
>the cops of a state stop working because the salary is shit
>the entire state becomes an anarchy
>everyone in home doing just fine cause we got private security, high walls and electric fences

lmao get fucked poorfags

they have electric showers, theyll be fine

brazil :(

PLZ COME TO BRAZIL

My God these fucking subhumans should never have come to São Paulo, we have a lot of them now, fucking retards

DAMN, I never heard about this one.

I noticed that too. Are shirts and shoes luxury items over there?

We would if we had guns.

Can I get a high res 4k pic of this please. They are all so pixelated..

Rio de Janegro must be nuked twice.

Idaho

But that's Espírito Santo

t. Delawerian

I am. Delaware was the first state to ratify the Constitution, and that alone makes it more memorable than fucking Idaho.

Yikes, is the army on the way?