Can someone do this please ?
Trolling immigrants
Why grease the pigs I dont understand
they want to feel sexy like beach babe
so they can get away when you grab them
We have a saying in the south about how fucking hard it is to catch a greased pig, and it's actually become a sport in some places.
Just compare the pig to Abdul's cock and our arms/hands to your asshole, lube up and there's no friction
>He's never chased a greased pig
>t. the town's pig chaser
>has never tried to catch a greased pig
Life on the caliph must be boring.
Did... you just tell him to fist a pig?
Impossible to lay hands on and subdue-- they're hard enough to catch when ungreased
SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL!
Harder to catch.
It takes a crane to get the 3rd pig out
it takes a crane to get them out
Is that what you call womanizers in Belgium
nah we prefer to rape US tourists
Before or after the Flemish, Germans, refugees kick your ass?
>Belgium
>losing a fist fight
You are not the top of your class, eh Pablo ?
en.wikipedia.org
*drink beer*
So they cant grab them, just like your wifes hands slip on tyrones dick after you lube it
You're just not gonna talk about WW1 or WWII? Oh that's right you were busy perfecting your chocolate recipes thus, had a valid excuse to not fight
>mfw walloon ancestry
>mfw great great grandfather worked for stanley in belgian congo
am I an honorary belgian?
Belgium, with his small army, hold the wehrmacht spearhead for 3 days so the UK and French soldiers could retreat at Dunkerke. I know Jewllywood didn't make a movie about it, so I doubt you ever heard of that.
I in fact did know about that
A polish post office held out for like 15 hours in the early part of the war
What did you do late war?
Gz, you have a 3 day war record.
yeah sorry, you lasted 6 days, congrats
Kek
That's slovenia.
We actually won the war, under embargo and sanctions.
>Implying they can count or read
> we wuz
Kek you weren't even a country back then
Hahahahahaha fuck
What's the difference?
I fucking hate you Sweden.
T. Amy Schummer
WE WUZ YUGOSLAVS THE MIGHTY KANGZ
Belgium had like 2 divisions. Germany had 50. Still made sure the allies could fuck off to England.
Anyone who has a congoid killer ancestor is honorary belgian
Not sure if belgian soldier or LGBT protester.
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>implying you were ever a country
just stop trying buddy
and still managed to jew the world into nuclear warfare
Here comes Pajeet :^)
Holy shit even 9fags are making fun of you guys.
>9fag
kek
That's where we can see you are out of arguments
That's called being high speed low drag operators, you stupid sea-slav
Makes it harder for the refugees to hold them down when they rape them.
The best thing to do is take a mattress and throw it into a refugee center. It takes a crane to get it out.
>belgianflag added with Paint
Tryhard
Those epic perception skills. One does not easily fool you.
>Get 3 Russians
>Mark them "1", "2" and "4"
>Set loose in Crimea
>Watch the search for "3"
>It takes Ukraine to get it out
well yeah we are used to deal with Croatian migrants trying to sold low quality stuff here, really a plague.
immigrants don't understand the symbols "1", "2", and "4", so this wouldn't work.
She ain't no trainwreck! Clone Amy Schummer 3 times, numer clones 1,2,4, grease them and set them loose in refugee center. Watch how muslim refugees are trying to catch the pigs and their search for nr 3.
Genius
god dammit
Are you having problems with touching a pork ?