How will society ever survive?!

How will society ever survive?!

>implying they won't just go shopping, causing a boom in the economy

>A day without a woman

A day?
28 years and counting, kiddo.

You will never ascend to my level.

2 more years!

Calling it now
>most productive day in all of recorded history

I wonder if anyone will notice

...

Let them. They can lose as much fat as they want. Just better to look at.

Soon you will be an Australian wizard and you will wield enough power to retake your homeland from the Emu menace

>Skips work to go protest
>Still complain about muh wage gap

Makes me ponder