How will society ever survive?!

How will society ever survive?!

>implying they won't just go shopping, causing a boom in the economy

>A day without a woman

A day?
28 years and counting, kiddo.

You will never ascend to my level.

2 more years!

Calling it now
>most productive day in all of recorded history

I wonder if anyone will notice

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Let them. They can lose as much fat as they want. Just better to look at.

Soon you will be an Australian wizard and you will wield enough power to retake your homeland from the Emu menace

>Skips work to go protest
>Still complain about muh wage gap

Makes me ponder

Can we do a day without a nigger next?

everything improves and women are banned from everything

le Lysistrata face

>A DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN
>Male productivity is up 50% without women in the office
>Overall productivity is up because all the women did at work was try to backstab one another
>Women are asked to not return
>Women demand to be paid a salary for protesting

Day women on kitchen.

I hope a bunch of them lose there jobs for "protesting"

Can they do a week or a month or something? Maybe we will actually get some shit done.

>America sees the lowest road accident statistics they've ever seen in years

The date isn't decided because they haven't synched their periods yet.

>a day without a sandwich

>only a day

we did fine for centuries, you think this is a threat?

get out of politics, shut your mouths, close your legs, and speak when spoken to. we have real work to do and you are standing in the way.

>Women send themselves back into the home

it writes itself

This will be more funny if men says "a day without men"

Wouldn't it be a recession?

Jokes on them if it'll make guys realize how awesome that day is and they'll want that extended to vague "longer".

they should do it indefinitely, that'd really show the patriarchy.

>Women stop working
>Men get hired
>Productivity goes up
>Politically Correct lawsuits go down
>Colleges improve
I'm waiting

>astonishingly, a world record has been reached for the lowest amount of traffic accidents in a day

inb4 stocks boom

fucking bong beat me to it REEEE

Cool. Gonna plan a booty call for that day.

Try almost 4 years.

>a day without a minority group of blue-haired women

Holy fuck, I can't wait

We should make mans protest.

Been going 27. Bring it on you fuck's.

Soros / NGO bans WHEN?

>fat cunts start walking and improve their cunty personality because exercise
>no women in the work place
>no women on the roads
It's perfect.

>NOTIIIIICE MEEEE!
Jesus, they're pathetic.

Society would literally collapse.

We should make a counterprotest though,a day with no man.

why dont we celebrate national day of silence on same day ?

Fuuuuck.

Imagine what we could get done with 365 days of absolutely zero female interference. No pandering, no grandstanding, no infighting over pussy... Just 365 glorious days of productivity, exploration, imagination, cooperation, celebration...

1 day is a start but imagine 365 days without that ball and chain dragging us down.

this is good, the more they do this the more people get sick of their shit

kek'
Hey Eesti im yust curious did you have some woman marching in womans march?We had like 200 and they had those ''pussy hats'' and media didnt know what those are and said that symboul of it was pink hat LMAO.

I'll have to make my own sandwich for a day.

How will I ever recover.

>a day where theres no women around
sounds like paradise

We can use this to our advantage.

A day-long strike proves nothing. We need to sell feminists on turning this into an extended strike (weeks).

Proving that the workforce can survive just fine without women will set feminism back decades.

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The difference is though a day without women would pretty much just mean longer lines at the supermarket and a lack of nurses and teachers (already have that problem).

A day without men, without the majority of policemen, firefights, paramedics, bus drivers, taxi drivers, traffic controllers, pilots, doctors, sanitation workers, construction workers, postmen, delivery men, farmers etc..

It would be catastrophic if men truly took a day off.

>millions of women losing their jobs all at once so H1B and H2B visa workers can replace them in an instant

Brilliant Jewry.

Is that possible for USA though?Here no one will give a fuck,there will be like 100-200 woman marching it wound do shit to economy it will eaven more harm those woman becouse they will skip jobe but what about america?Can you guys actualy survive with no woman for weeks?

Fuck it! Let's all take a day off.

They obviously hold no serious political convictions if they're only willing to sacrifice a single day so they can do their Facebook photo op in Washington

We should do that though,that would teach feminists a leason.

erudite meme friend, I came here to make this post but it looks like you were already up to the task

I will. There's a hot blonde chick that gives me a boner everyday. When she's gone I will be more productive because I would spend less time thinking about fucking her in 20 different positions.

>general strike

so they still have no real issues then

Aside from being salty that their head cunt lost, what are these pigs even crying about?

Oh God, please make this happen! Please, please, PLEASE make this happen!

here in Winnipeg, they did a "Womens March on Washington".

It started and ended at the mall, and was 2 hours late getting started.

You cant even make this shit up.

Nah. I like my job.

This though

Neat. I will identify as a woman on this day and be lazy as well. What a time to be alive.

Fucking kek

Is every organised female effort either a middle-finger to men, what they perceive as oppressive authority, or something personally glorifying their womanhood?

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>All women go on strike
>They all need a double spazzo fraptasm to get the day started.
>The two shift workers at Starbucks cannot support
>Revolution cancelled due to #patriarchy
>Women, being eco-conscious, car pool to the rallies.
>All women, on the road at the same time
>Fatalities in millions.
>Require all emergency services.
>All emergency responders go deaf due to calls of PATRIARCHY I DONT NEED YOU YOU NEED ME
>American interstates become literal rivers of blood
>Norway, being weird, will respond with WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT WE'RE NOT DUMB LIKE AMERICANS
>Two months later, hold the exact same event
>All of the 50kg sticks either freeze to death because they don't want men around to carry their coffee that weighs more than them or they dress too warmly, overheat, and die.

Nah. Sometimes it's also anti-white and shilling for Islam and refugees. See women's march in Berlin and literal "allahu ackbar" chants by the stronk independent womyn.

dont ever post that again hans

So your telling me I get a whole day to my self with out my wife? Sounds great to me. Looks like I'll be taking some payed leave. A week day at the range would be nice. Nothing like setting up early in the morning with only the range officer.

More manipulation of the women. More pro-Muslim, pro-Refugee, pro-Open border propaganda.

This seems comical but it's dangerous. This is how they convinced European countries to open their borders. Whoever controls the women controls the world.

I went to the one in Edmonton, waved my gadsden flag and antagonized trannies and leftists. They started about 30 minutes late, by women's standards it was early.

>Fall for the GF meme
>Pussy isn't even that great
>I have to spend thousands of dollars on plane tickets for her faggot friends' weddings
>I can only play vidya when she's not there or she birches
>Emotional maturity of a child

Don't fall for the meme, faggots. Women are insufferable. TFW no GF is the feeling of freedom.

>executives everywhere are forced to answer their own phone

You just have a shitty gf

thank god the president and other important people won't be on strike. just unemployed single mom nigger factories, social workers, and fag pandering pop stars

Stop dating 18yo.

>I let her cut my balls off for pussy
You're fucking worthless.

Dropping roasties is the final redpill.

And don't forget men: it is ALWAYS YOUR fault when a woman does something wrong or is generally insufferable.

>letting a woman bend you to her will

She'd probably filled with black cock every moment you aren't beside her as well.

underrated

>Wife went to visit her parents a few years ago for a week
>left me and the dog alone
>literally amazing week of peace and quiet and games
>haven't had a week like that since

I love her, but jesus christ it is nice having the house to myself for any period of time

As for my female friends on Skype jesus christ they can fuck off. They talk about the dumbest most mundane pointless shit and literally do not give a fuck about my one word answers and just keep fucking talking wtf

My wife gives me a very nice message after I blow a load inside her. I need that massage, I'm fucked.

>I love her, but jesus christ it is nice having the house to myself for any period of time
Same here, it took a wife and child to make me realize how much I took peace, quiet, and the freedom to do whatever I felt like for granted.

>his wife doesn't mind that he has female friends
She probably thinks you're easy to replace.

Haven't had a woman in years.

The date isn't announced because a man hasn't chosen one for them

>I cant jack off into a sock anymore while playing computer games all day

KHHV here guys

what happens after you cum outside of a girl's pussy? they never show it on porn

babby emerges

can we declare it a national holiday? We can call it National Patriarchy Day.

awkward silence and a shower.

noooo

I wanna know what you do with the load

Believe it or not some people do trust each other

so they just walk around with cum dripping of?

This could be great. It might become known as one of the most productive crime free days in decades. Kids would be behaved, husbands satisfied, traffic lessened, production sky rockets without female distraction and loafing. This might usher in a new call for a return to traditional roles.

Too bad it wasn't today. Some dumb bitch drove into a snow bank and I was late to class because of the traffic jam she generated.

Stop trying to claim all women oppose Trump. More white women voted for him than white women voted for Hillary

24 and counting.

You will soon be as powerful as the ukrainian battlemages