What religion are you Sup Forums?

What religion are you Sup Forums?

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Christian, of course

The only true religion

Evangelical Lutheran Christian (Protestant christian). Might convert to orthodox though

Buddhist

Bible only Catholic triggerer

muslim to agnostic.

Ill have to read a fuckton of lliterature b4 i'll ever consider myself either muslim, christian, atheist, or anything really.

Euphoric master race here.

>Asian religion
>Canadian flag

Sounds about right :^)

If I was Christian I'd have a middle eastern religion

no kekism?

What?

Tbh I am surprised that Orthodox is beating Protestant so far.

And yet the early church fathers contradict sola scriptura and sola fide

This. Fucking heresy.

>Non-Religious
I prefer that option to Atheist, since people treat Atheism as a religion. I just generally don't believe in anything and don't give a fuck what others believe, I don't even think about religion.

>Non-religious 40%

Alawite

Voted other because we only pretend to be Muslims for protection

Meh, like it or not Ameribro, Sup Forums has always been mostly non-religious.

I oscillate between Odinism and Christianity every few months like Athelstan from Vikings™

I just can't get around the stitching together of the gospels and the history of the early church-- the more I read about it the more I wonder if the Jesus of the Bible actually even existed.

Then again, I know that the northern gods were all rooted in the ancient middle east and moved northwards with the Assyrian Israelite diaspora

I don't know what to believe

Non-religious.

Of course they are. That's what happens when millennials rebel against generation Y for the sake of being edgy and contrarian

generation X**

Reading the Old Testament is making me think more and more that Christianity is just Jewish tricks. My trip to Rome is actually what made me give Christianity another chance.

>atheists winning

>I oscillate between Odinism and Christianity every few months like Athelstan from Vikings™

Jesus Christ I hate this board so fucking much

Thank fuck most of the board is non-religious

I was starting to think you goatfuckers and child molesters were the majority

Christ fags get a single inch with the fedora meme and they take a mile

>strawpoll.me/12282500

Non-religious here

Non-Religious: 36%
Other: 10%
Buddhist: 1%
Pagan: 1%

49% Non-Abrahamic

>No Mormon option
I'm going to move to the West part of the internet and start my own Sup Forums, with blackjack and polygamy

I'm actually a filthy heretic, but I believe that Christianity is the current word of God, who the Bible describes as 'Elohim' in the plural. I said Catholic, because my dad was raised Catholic, it's the strongest branch of Christianity, and until Vatican two was free from degeneracy.

Hindu atheist

>no option for anarchochristianity

>No Kekism option
Saged and reported.

atheist

There is only one True GOD and one True Church.

Catholic.

We love you Protestants, but you might be very sad on Judgement Day to learn your sins are not forgiven because you rebelled against GODs church. Accepting Jesus as Lord also means you accept HIS CHURCH. That is part of the deal.

>No Daoism listes
>No Zoroastrianism listed
lol piece of shit, who do you think you are

New Age religion.

Pope Francis is not the true Pope, Benedict is still Pope. It is a time of great confusion. Have faith, Mary will end all heresies against the Church soon enough.

Protestant

>no option for pastafarian sparrowism

the edge

>Catholic is currently second-highest

>any thread with Pope Francis is filled with posts that have anti-Catholic canards

Why is this?

catholic child abuse

No self respecting Catholic likes that Jesuit.

But I see lots of attacks on the Church in general, not just Francis.

>self respecting Catholic

Unicorns and leprechauns.

Bernardist, of course.

I have my own thing

That would be under Pagan or Other.

>religion
Covenant under Christ.
Baptist Churches have all been sock-puppeteered by catholic filth.

it was a great idea giving christianity to europeans right

>strawpoll.me/12282500

>32% non-religious

That's probably a result of the left wing raid on the board.

First: Religion is ritual. Ritual is religion. You can have dogma & religion without a god.
Second: Organized Religion is slavery. Become, for example, a Mystic of Christianity.. You have still bound yourself to the laws of a deity.
Third: All go through the spiritual phase of Dualism.. There's good and bad, right and wrong... this is your spiritual adolescence. Gratz.
Last: We all come from, and end up in the same place (spoiler)... If being a slave suits you, so be it. Creating your own interpretation is the only way to find techniques which help you work the "flow" easiest. We live in a material world, learn to get what you want.
Fifth: The hivemind is slavery. The social mind is the same thing. Many of us are subscribed to them voluntarily & involuntarily.
If you wish to be free, truly free~
Disconnect from the hivemind. This applies to any widespread belief, ancient, modern.. You name it.
Think for yourself, live for yourself, be free.

Cheers.

i'm not sure christianity maybe but I believe in reincarnation above everything else and as far as I'm aware there's no christian sect that accepts reincarnation

athiest

Protties are, always, loud, specially when shown to be wrong.

It's been like that since /new/. This board has always hosted a plurality of beliefs.

The beauty of Sup Forums. I remember back when goodsoc was a thing, where socialist and commies would actually come here and provide examples, debate points, and generally expand self-regulating forms of these beliefs and how they fitted into realistic implementations. Now we have leftypol, which is basically just a big "no, u" shitfest of lack off thought.

Yup. Imageboards are quite possibly the only example of a functional multicultural society.

Paul fucked up the new testament.
If the old testament god wasn't El, ya know husband of ashteroth (Hathor).. Bull gods...
All would be fine and dandy.
I don't think Isaiah was referring to El.

>2000 years vs a "white" Jesuit pope from Argentina
Whoever loses "faith" over this is nothing other than an euphoric fag 2bh

Catholicism is the belief in the Trinitarian system. You realize that puts Mary as the queen of Heaven, and on par with Christ and God the Father?

Orthodox Christian

You're a good Jesus-loving, Israel-supporting Christian, right Sup Forums?

Eastern Orthodox. Russian specifically

What's the problem? She was the vessel needed to give birth of Jesus. This is why she has special properties no other human being has compared to her.

Another protestant here thinking in convert to orthodox christianity.

wtf are you taking about, trinity is father, son and the holly ghost (not mary ffs) and ALL christians share that belief.

i'm really deep into kekeism

I consider myself a Sikh, but maybe in the future I will love to convert to Eastern Orthodoxy. I am still proud of my religion for fighting against those muslim bastards, and avenged our folk who were brutally massacred by those Afghan dogs.

Ishtar, and Isis did the same thing.
Also, catholics venerate mary before christ and God the Father.
Kind of odd. The dogma of the immaculate conception (of mary) was created a little over 400 years ago.
No, they don't.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athanasius_of_Alexandria
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_of_Cagliari
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
Amazing how those with convictions (I respect your convictions) stand on the loosest soil.
Your foundation is not solid, good sir.

Raised Catholic, lapsed, now I'm a Traditional Catholic.

I'm a sedevacantist, so Francis the cuck has no bearing on the Church.

Bad idea putting Jewish as an option, all the epic memesters are going to select that.

Jesus, Non Religious has a large percentage.

Buddhism is redpilled as fuck though

Im a protestent Christian, but Ive been looking into visiting our local Buddhist temple

You're talking about dogmatic issues or conceptual roots that require some sort of logical consistency. Irrelevant for faith, belief or community, tho. However, they still shape the religion since there are preferences which make some things more important than other.

>mfw Catholics are 2nd place, after atheism
>mfw Orthodox bros are 3rd
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