AfD General

Thread for coordinating emergency AfD support. Through shilling and buying out the media, the German MSM has managed to make the race seem to be between Merkel and mega kike Schultz, both of which will kill Germany if elected. Schultz has been copying our tactics from the election. This needs to be stopped.

Remember to report and ignore all Correctiv shills.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZuNr0olp-HU&t=180s
youtube.com/watch?v=LQy0_QyEZ2w
sueddeutsche.de/politik/spd-schulz-hat-was-merkel-fehlt-1.3354443?reduced=true
bento.de/today/bundestagswahl-martin-schulz-ueberholt-angela-merkel-in-deutschlandtrend-umfrage-1165984/
bento.de/tv/jan-boehmermann-im-neo-magazin-royale-folge-66-traurig-niedrige-energie-1165893/
correctiv.org/
einprozent.de/correctiv-das-zensurwerkzeug-der-elite/
youtube.com/watch?v=JB9piNY5-Mc
nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=JB9piNY5-Mc
reddit.com/r/the_schulz/
de.scribd.com/document/338294054/AfD-Strategie-2017
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Beware Schulz poster!

Schulz is a notorious advocate of left fascism and authoritarian progressivism and hates every form of national sovereignity.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZuNr0olp-HU&t=180s
youtube.com/watch?v=LQy0_QyEZ2w

Here are some links to the Lügenpresse, this is a full blown government funded conspiracy akin to CTR:

sueddeutsche.de/politik/spd-schulz-hat-was-merkel-fehlt-1.3354443?reduced=true
bento.de/today/bundestagswahl-martin-schulz-ueberholt-angela-merkel-in-deutschlandtrend-umfrage-1165984/
bento.de/tv/jan-boehmermann-im-neo-magazin-royale-folge-66-traurig-niedrige-energie-1165893/

Also, Germany now officially has its own CTR which is funded by Soros:
correctiv.org/
einprozent.de/correctiv-das-zensurwerkzeug-der-elite/

They started to cooperate with facebook in order to delete Fake News and spread ''true information'' around the time the Schulz shill threads have started.

1st for Petry cutes

I really do hope the SPD won't get ~30%, I will all my faith then.
I thought the SPD would be blamed for this shit like Merkel and drop in population, but now they are even more popular than CDU.

What the fuck is happening, people cannot be so blind. We had the Spd in power from 2005-2009 and from 2013-now, wtf man

spread dem legs

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>When the men in your country are so weak, you need alpha women to tell the men that they have to breed

>HQ in Germany
No wonder they are shilling like mad for Schulz

That's what happens when you feed (You)s to the unworthy.

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Reminder that the average german unironically wants a federalised Europe.

>Tfw Schulzfags unironically are going to bump AfD Threads from now on.

>*I will loose all my faith

Why not, at least if it means German hegemony.

They vote for the SPD again, because "they will turn it around this time, for sure, i mean come on, they sad it!"
To me it seems like that they think they can go back to normal, if they vote for a normal partie, that declares it has the solution.

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This thread is proof Muslims may be right, this photo me want to ravage her right now!

If digits AfD wins

>not voting for based die rechte

Who is the hottie?

Hating Islam is nothing of left or right. If you hate islam you love freedom. If you love Islam you hate freedom.
Pick.
One.

zum Alltag übergehen weil man kein Bock mehr auf die Flüchtlingskrise hat

confirmed SPD victory

Germany's future chancellor

but she is your aunt.

>mfw i don´t care and just want to check your sick trips

It's stockholm syndrome, die Mehrheit unseres Landes leidet unter dem Stockholm-Syndrom, Hans!

I want to go and eat a nice dinner with her, then kiss her on the forehead when I drop her off.

Considering that mega kike Schultz is 100x worse than Merkel, I would not mind.

wouldn´t even mind, from an accelerating perspective

How to put it in German? "Der Schlafer muss erwachen!" ???
Zulang hast du geshlafen, Fritz.
youtube.com/watch?v=JB9piNY5-Mc

Give me a name burger, I wanna fap

ah yes the losser general thread, see you hard at work.

Superior taste, right here.

>666
wew lad.Tripps confirmed.
But not even Nukes can get Die Rechte Anywhere to even 1%

Frauke Petry my toilet challenged friend

I just want to save the German women from the (((German men))). Germany can't go the way of the Roach.

Summoned from this thread
Still looking for organic colloquial translations of these phrases:

Can I have this in the original Deutsch please?
Also the following phrases.

"For me, the new Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of Israel and the Jewish people."

"Diversity is strength"
"Riding on his true colours"
"Nature hates a monoculture"
"The price of infinite growth"
"What is worth more?"
"Character of our nation"
"Infiinite growth in a finite system"

>inb4 google translate

Reposting from yesterday translate for me Deutschbros and the memes shall be forthcoming

"can not be viewed in your country"

don´t fap with the poo hand

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Sadly it can and will.

What about NPD?

>german banter

Frauke Petry

>What about NPD?
Full of Government Operatives and illiterate Germans.
AfD is our only Hope.

edgy children that are straight out unlikeable. Even though their program meets our agenda the most, they are unvoteable. The regular Nazi that votes the NPD could pass for the definition of subhuman from Hitler. They are walking memes

This Woman walks up to you and tells you "Impregnate me for the Fatherland!"
What do?

>"For me, the new Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of Israel and the Jewish people."
Für mich existiert das neue Deutschland nur, um die Existenz des Staates Israel und des jüdischen Volkes sicherzustellen.
>"Diversity is strength"
Vielfalt ist stärke.
>"Riding on his true colours"
Dunno what that means in English.
To show one's true colors means "Farbe bekennen"
>"Nature hates a monoculture"
Die Natur hasst Monokulturen.
>"The price of infinite growth"
Der Preis ewigen Wachstums.
>"What is worth more?"
Was ist mehr wert?
>"Character of our nation"
Der Charakter unserer Nation.
>"Infiinite growth in a finite system"
Unendliches Wachstum in einem endlichen System.

Controlled Opposition

Obey her every command. She will be our god-empress after all.

>"can not be viewed in your country"
Dearie me!
nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=JB9piNY5-Mc
Just a scene from Dune, that's all.

O-oh my

*Vielfalt ist Stärke

Say "only if you don't shave"

What is up with Schulz posters? Are they serious, shills or just faggots from other boards engaging in "le epic trolling xddd" ?

I sincerely hope its not Correctiv, they can't be this desperate? If so, we are winning guys!

He is leading in the polls.

God I fucking love the AfD

Schulz is going to get rekt

Just like Hillary was leading in the polls. Everyone knows that SPD has been investing heavily in the German media and basically control them now.

it feeds our (you) addiction

>(((polls)))
Will a "wew" do, or do you need a "lad" as well?

up 8% in the latest poll

he will secure victory

bump, because germany deserves to be great again

mfw when i suck her milk out

unseath my katana and teleport behind her and cut her in half then walk into the sunset.

Begone shill

>unseath my katana and teleport behind her and cut her in half then walk into the sunset.
*screaming allahu akbar

thanks Jorge. I should catch up on that movie

Schulz posters are deliberate sabotage efforts to meme him into Chancellorship from the left.

I'm a part of the email groups that Die Linke and the SPD use to discuss how to increase public approval and youth support through social media and memes and Sup Forums- on top of reddit- is a top priority. Don't worry, I hate them and do it to leak info all the time.

Just resist these retarded pro-EU memes, they're a perversion of Sup Forums's counterculture and support socialist bureaucrats.

posting from a proxy

I wanna see them kiss desu.

State your business, thotty.

O-o-okay

Germans truly are bunch of uncreative fagotts. You cant even produce your own memes.

here, 4U.

Allahu ackbaru is already "weebfied" word.

I want to FUCK that Frauke.

I suspected as much. Especially with this:
reddit.com/r/the_schulz/
A perverted copy of our reddit colony. They're basically retracing our steps without understanding why we won.

>that paint skills.

the slaughered laughing at the scolded.

after all, we can´t even handle the imagination of impregnating her and make up an acceptable responds.
>mfw we try to help germany

Not even the AfD itself believes it can win.

de.scribd.com/document/338294054/AfD-Strategie-2017

AfD considers mobilization potential at something between 20% to 25% for this election, they think in state elections tehy managed to mobilize 75% of their potential already, and that this is already better than any other partys mobilization.

At the same time they believe they have to increase their mobilization potential, and that has the issue that most people consider themselves "center", and that this expansion of mobilization potential will barely be possible for the 2017 election, and be more a thing for the 2021 election.

Lend-lease memes to the German front!

delet

how do you join?

I see the Correctiv has hired foreign labour, atleast they keep to their policies.

If Le Pen manages to win in France (almost impossible for her to lose) and other European countries move more to the right wing, there's a small chance for AfD to win or at least gain a sizable amount of seats.

proof that being married and child bearing makes you HAWT

I want to make Anglo mixed Aryan babies with her

that is true. It will be an important milestone if we will make it above 20 %

It's a meme you dip

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Imagine just one sniff.

What made her cut her hair?

sorry user, i didn´t want to dicredit your abilities to meme

GOTTkanzler

Sad she did, any woman gets a little uglier with short hair

t. Correctiv
.5 euros have been deposited in your account

cause she was groped by Nafris like you

Realizing that short hair >>>> long hair

Make Europe Great Again

yeah. maybe she overthought she have a strong squar jaw. maybe ?

this

you're gay, get over it