How does one man achieve such levels of comfy?

Anyone know?

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>be american
>go to mall in shit stained pajama

>you will never go to the movies with uncle pence
>you will never feel his reassuring hand around your shoulders
>you will never crash after a sugar high in uncle pences truck on the way home

There is no indication of that in the pic.

Pence has an aura of comfy regardless of what he's wearing, but why???

Pence ages really well

do I have to say it user? He is a time traveler.

be a closeted homosexual

That's the aura of content joy that emanates from a righteous man.

Younger Pences protecting Trump at his Inauguration

Wait so Pence created his own Clone Army?

He was born that way

I didn't... want these feels...

do you only have cinemas in malls in Hungry?

>implying pajama is not comfy as fuck

>you will never ride in the big tractor with uncle Pence to the corn field

feels bad man

man you just gotta love this guy, how can anyone hate him?

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who is this semen demon?

He's a time traveler.

KEK

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>tfw uncle pence will never teach you how to shoot his grandpa's .22
>tfw uncle pence will never build you a rope swing under the old oak tree
>tfw uncle pence will never take you to the fall fair to buy candy apples, play on rides and go through the corn maze

The feels

DELETE THIS

>tfw I will never look that American
>tfw I will never taste real freedom

don't worry at least you will taste mohammeds cock up your ass sooner or later

hes blessed by christ

did you not see the faith in that man when he was sworn in under oath of our lord?

the patriotism he has for our country is pretty great

he married his highschool sweetheart and is a great father

>t. Austria

Lmao like you are so much better.

i did with my grandfather, still feels bad tho

Is this stuff that normal childhoods consist of? Mine consisted of maximum amounts of isolation from a mother that pretended to care and a father that left me at age 2.

Here in Minnesomalia we taste Ahmed's cock nightly. Its a minnesomalia tradition

>normal childhoods
Like Sup Forums would know what a normal childhood is. All we have is fantasies about it

t. Metro cuck.

The rest of this state laughs at you.

>Is this stuff that normal childhoods consist of?
no, but we can all dream

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I'm just gonna put on some atmosphere and shoot myself. thanks a lot

It's all about one's "down time."

s-stop...
it's not true

you know why?

because you're younger than me

im 27 and i grew up playing outside until i caught the online gaming fever circa 16 years, how old are you

He's like an old ken doll.

Hang yourself instead, stop giving our literally ass-ravaged governor more ammo against gun owners

Only that if they touch eachother, they destroy the fabric of reality

ok will do

21.
Probably because my grandparents died when I was very littler(3-4 years old), and my parents divorced so we gone to upperlow class from middleclass, and I was ashamed that we were "poor" so I didn't invited any of my friends over

>Why are we still here?
>Just to suffer?
- K. Miller

don't worry, work hard and you should be fine

say it with me, president pence

President pence when?!

presdent pincze

Bane?

memes

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

There's a direct correlation between shocking faggots & levels of comfiness

the last one hit home

Stop giving us these feels, Hungary

>He is a time traveler
pic very related

VP Mike "LGBBQ" Pence

Thanks god i had a great childhood playing in the family farm with my cousins in the summer and living in a nice hood with my friends riding bikes and all that cool pre-internet stuff.

I dont know if the kids today still climb trees and throw pinecones to each other.

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How much better would I have turned out if Mike Pence raised me? I'm actually sad over this. My parents were cold and pretty much stopped paying any attention to me when I turned 10 or so.

>Mike Pence will never sit me down and give me parental guidance and advice when I screw up

I didn't ask for this feel. God bless you, Mike Pence.

2024.

SOON

>sugar highs
>existing

Pence is a genuinely good man with real morals. That radiates comfy.

>tfw Mike Pence will never explain to you the importance of being a good person and working hard

where tf is this even going?