ITT: Boogie is the POTUS. Would you support him, Sup Forums ?

ITT: Boogie is the POTUS. Would you support him, Sup Forums ?

>Would you support him
No, he looks pretty heavy.

If he can run up a mountain without getting a heart-attack.

free doritos and mountain dew for all!

FUCK OFF TO Sup Forums

CRISCO BATHIN'

did he really eat a jar of mayo

why

President Taft famously got stuck in a bathtub naked and ashamed, so I'd think so.

Fuck your pun.

No. He has no respect for his own body, how can he have any respect for society around him? He clearly has no sense of shame, or dignity in any respectable sense.

I don't know a political stand he could take that I'd be able to support. I feel as if America would be collapsing under its own weight should such a heavy burden be placed upon the populace.

That's vanilla pudding. He does that to troll you.

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If he is willing to do that to himself just think what he would be willing to do to other people.

Think about it.

No, he'd spend my tax dollars on cheetos, donuts, World of Warcraft and chairs just in case he bruises his asscrack again and breaks the chair he sits on.

Sup Forums's been dead for months now

then stop trying to make Sup Forums the new Sup Forums.

kek

im not sure theres much that CAN support him

Sorry man, I have way too much free time nowadays...

>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

shouldn't you be trying to find food?

Came to say this.

goodness, thats just sad, in more ways than one.