Who is ready for Ted Cruz to get wrecked so hard tomorrow?

Who is ready for Ted Cruz to get wrecked so hard tomorrow?

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It's time to go home.

>Gibs me dat
..is not an argument. The delegates are on Cruz' side.

The Zodiac killer vs a senile old man who doesn't understand the economy because hes lived off government doll his whole life. yeah Cruz Missile is gonna win.

Grant me your strength and your delegates, Dahnald so that I may vanquish the socialist for he has never faced a true principled Constitutional Conservative.

>loser vs loser match

Kek grants your wish

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>Constitutional Conservative

Oh! Hey! Look!
A new Oxymoron!

Authoritarians don't have constitutions.

Isn't Cruz like a master debater?

still trying to hide that he's canadian?

Why are they even having this ((debate))

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what's rato up to
at first i hated him but after rato memes and him endorsing trump i like rato, so i don't want him to get rekt

I thought this was a meme. Is this actually going to happen?

I still don't understand why liberals are still sucking Benrie's cock. Bernie ran a campaign all about fighting against the establishment and the rigged elections on both parties. He then mysteriously lost all his donations, got a beach house, and endorsed his running mate who was a well known Wall Street shill and had the media and the DNC attacking him throughout the election. Honestly, what do liberals see in this guy? I refuse to believe that people love him just because muh free shit and weed.

Because liberals are retarded, there is nothing to understand here. Just accept it's just how they are and move on.

Cruz will call Bernie a commie traitor
My digits should check out

>messing up a reply
Reddit probably isn't as hard to use, sweetie.

Cruz is going to destroy this old faggot

Im still convinced that Bernie Sanders is literally the dumbest person in politics right now

I think I'm missing something, is Berniestein interviewing Republicans lately or what?

>discussing political ideas only matters during election season
>currently on a political discussion board after election season
seems legit.

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Master debater vs old meme man

Yeah it'll be tough

Bernie is now a fashion icon for cucks. Not even kidding

Case #2

Give Ted the strength he needs to finish Bernie off. Post your best Ted memes

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I actually saw a Bernie2016 bumper sticker on a car today, was hilarious.

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>Sellout Sanders couldn't even beat Madam President in the debates,
>MUH MILLIONAIRES UND BILLIONAIRES

You guys want to put your "Junior Investigator" hats on for a bit?

Look up Bernie's progressive PAC - he famously endorsed ~100 local politicians during the election, including the Berkeley mayor that shills for sanctuary cities.

See if you notice a trend between his "true progressive" endorsements and the SCs.

Want to take a guess who's behind that PAC?

Cruz is a master debater and will crush Sanders tomorrow. The problem for Cruz is his tone or how he speaks. Sounds like a pastor lecturing you and doesn't sound genuine.

>MFW Ted wins

I believe in him

Why are there debates? What is this about? Are they running for some kind if office?

Wildcard rule. Whoever wins the debate gets a chance at the Presidency Royal Rumble in the summer.

kek that jacket makes his head look so tiny

in university the Cruzmissile obliterated our cuck of a PM in a debate

It's not going to be fun to watch at all.

Bernie: FREE STUFF
Cruz: Contituuuuuutiiiooooon
Bernie: FREE STUFF
Cruz: Constituuuuuuuution
Bernie: FREE STUF!!!!
*applause*

bravo

This.

it's going to be fucking brutal.


I wish Trump wasn't such a coward during the election and actually showed up for his debate with Sanders

Ted Cruz roasted Jeh Johnson's ass good. Bernie has no chance.

Why are we going to listen to failures debate anything...?

He literally legally wasn't allowed to debate him.

I can't wait for this debate. Cruz is gonna get his delegates.

>t. no one who ever listened to Ted speak

He couldn't beat Shillaryand she sucks at debates. He's gonna lose his cool and reeeeeee

t. Fake news reporters

snopes.com/2016/08/10/bernie-sanders-buys-summer-home/

>O'Meara Sanders said that she had inherited a vacation home in Maine, but the family was unable to make use of it due to its distance from their primary residence in Vermont, so she sold it and used the proceeds to finance the purchase of a more suitable vacation home in North Hero:
>The thing is, candidates don't just get to pocket all their extra donation money when they drop out.

"Here's what a campaign committee is allowed to do with any lingering cash: it can donate the funds to charities or political parties; it can contribute $2,000 per election to other candidates; and it can save the money in case the candidate chooses to run again."
>So while it is true Senator Bernie Sanders has purchased a summer home in Vermont, the real estate acquisition was more of a trade than a questionable portfolio upgrade.

I was with Trump from the beginning, the only legit ted cruz speech I heard was the one he made at the RNC.

And he did do that thing where he extends his vowels.

>I was with Trump from the beginning
I bet you were

>81x92 pic that's meant to be an insult
>81x92

Is Tedposting making a comeback 2017?

Can i get a quick rundown on what's going to happen?

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Are you suggesting I shouldn't just take the word of memes that say the liberal guy is bad?

what are you some kind of commie faggot idiot who doesnt understand the ecomony

>losing a debate to a literal communist
He should kill himself if that happens.

>le Bernie is communist meme

Trump won. Universal health care is forever BTFO

Clinton News Network is moderating, sooo, I'm sure it'll be fair.

Bernie gets Cruz'd.

What time is the debate?

My prediction

Cruz schools Bernie, but Bernie sounds hopeful and ideal.

Cruz wins the electoral vote (i.e. actual debate)

Bernie wins with the millenials (aka popular vote)

Umm no sweetie, Bernie wins. Literally popular vote is what matters. Never forget little Drumpfkin, Madame President WON THE 2016 ELECTION, but it got stolen because you right wingers rigged the election.

When they go right, WE GO LEFT

>snopes

fuck off, shill.

>impyling Tedposting ever died

The Dems need a new "Gen-X" type lefty, cynical about corporatism and shananagans. If he didn't look like he was dipping into the cuck propaganda Ed Snowden would be good and rally the youf. But i guess he is a fucking white male (for now??). Actually scratch all that stuff, maybe Wyclef Jean instead.

I can't understand how a single person takes Sanders seriously.

He sounds EXACTLY like a caricature of an old crooked Jewish man.

>oy vey da raycism
>oyyy gevalt too many bills for students!
>da republicans are evil I tell ya!

My prediction for the debate?
PAIN!

Sanders "won" debates against Hillary Clinton. Big deal... So did a nigger nobody ever heard of before that went on to be the worst president ever.

Your future is death!

>I know what you are but what am I

>Da billyonair clazz gat tooh mani tax cuts!
Meanwhile this 74-year-old socialist owns three houses. Why does he need three houses when he believes in his socialist beliefs?

With Jews you lose ie Bernie Sanders supporters. With the zodiac killer you win and win.

With his army of skelegates?

CRUZMISSILES UNITE

Even Trump said that Ted's a good debater

Ted Cruz: My opponent is a Jew.
*crowd goes wild*
Bernie Sanders: The top tenth of the top tenth of the one percent control ninety perce-
Ted Cruz: JEW!
*crowd starts clapping uncontrollably*
Bernie Sanders: Look what I am trying to say is-
*crowd boos or is saying "JEW" it's hard to tell*
Bernie Sanders: LYIN' TED!
*crowd evaporate into a fine mist*

>people here unironically like Ted Cruz

wtf?

You're Crusin for a Brusin

>people here have their own opinions
>wtf?

>people here unironically like Ted Cruz

wtf?

Well I do live in Texas, he is a good senator, and if he scares away the gays from California and forces out lefties I'm happy with the guy. Commies can stay the fuck out of Texas.

King of the Cucks vs King of the Cuckservatives.
One night only in the Thunderdome!
There. Will. Be. Blood.

Bernie. So you wish to duel me?

Very well. Just know that you are going up against the Keeper of the Delegates, Warden of True Conservatism, Manipulator of the Dimensions, and Savior of the Election. My well-trained apprentice will be there to watch as you are assimilated into my great and terrible army of skeletom delegates.

Skelegates, if you will, Bernie.

You may as well just hand over the podium.

>The Zodiac killer

No Obama won before Trump and he made it so America is communist forever no take-backsies

>I'M COMIN FOR YOU BERNIEEEEE