Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>John Bercow oversteps his authority and claims that Blempf shouldn't be allowed to address the Commons as well as scrapping wigs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38882188

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Britons must be offered 'associate EU membership', claims MEP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-news-theresa-may-european-union-associate-citizenship-eu-charles-goerens-a7562416.html

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop Are Nutt
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

>Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell proposes cap on energy prices
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38858225

>(((Kingdom of Zion shilling intensifies)))
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38868039

>Hitchens on Sunday
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/peter-hitchens-which-of-these-pc-plodders-will-be-britains-next-top-cop.html

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Imperial Leather

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Good to see the papers turning on Bercow over this, even if it is because they hate him rather than disagreeing with what he's done

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WHO WAS THE GREATEST KING OF BRITIAN

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>feel tired and sad for no reason
>all of my problems are solvable but I haven't touched them
>so depressed I'm listening to dark ambient again
HELP.

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I want to love Katie tenderly

Undermining his ability to stand on his own two feet as the new UKIP leader by parading himself around, it's a heavily Northern seat and Farage's Thatcherite act doesn't wash there, he invites antifa along with him as well as all these breaking stories about him and his affairs; if he'd never been to Stoke the voters would be like "Oh, Farage's done that, has he, oh well, time for NUTT", now it's "Ew, is Farage that much of a mess? He was campaigning with Paul just the other day, hmmm really makes me think"

Forgive the frivolities but you see what I mean


What the FUCK this just started playing without me opening it

Ahh the Papers edition, the finest edition.

Literally cock sanding a vagina. Fuck.

We've become a transcended race of based civic nationalists! hahahahahahahaha!!


...please help us

Because the English economy is like 90% services by this point. Have a closer look at our GDP, you'll find that the only reason why our GDP keeps rising is because of immigrants coming here. The current English (and to a lesser extent the Scottish and Welsh) economy relies on immigration on a fundamental level. The English higher education sector is practically cross-funded by Chinese students.

People who aren't able to see that or aren't acknowledging this simple and clear fact, are probably delusional about other things as well.

WTF I love mass immigration now!

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eddie the anti semetic

Iktf. Watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ

Get off Sup Forums.

Don't you just love the King's Troop Horse Artillery uniform, lads?

>Serbia
>Not even a real country, just the large empty part of Russia
>Relevant

>anti-science nutjobs
denying overpopulation are they?!

I still admire him for all that he as tried to do, but Farage needs to keep his fucking oar out and stop being such an attention whore.

Our wise elf King.

>we must keep building massive swathes of homes until the last green patch of earth in England is the one kept in a museum to remind us of old times

What a stupid fucking image. And where is the infrastructure to centrally feed 7 billion humans living in Alaska and provide them with electricity and water, dispose of their waste and produce their shiny toys?

>Rockefeller-owned education systems


>Rockefeller-owned


Ah I remember the bluepill...

Whoever wrote this infograph should be sterilized.

>when YMCA doesn't post about red white and blue for 3 minutes and you realise its because his mum is making him brush his teeth

madlads

no it looks slavic

In what way?

I bet they are neck deep in crumpet.

Mmmmm crumpets

every way

>black

>tfw had literally one thing to get up for this month
>tfw going to miss it because I couldn't postpone getting brainstemmed for one day

arg

THESE PEOPLE ARE MEANT TO BE CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO RESPECT

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR VIRTUE SIGNALLING YOU FUCKING KEKS

STOP FUCKING THIS UP FOR US

HE WILL THINK EVERYONE IN BRITAIN HATES HIM

He would have stopped Drumpf in his tracks


FACT.

>HE WILL THINK EVERYONE IN BRITAIN HATES HIM
We do, he's American.

Black uniforms are Slavic?

Before you go to bed tonight write down just one of your problems. Make it a simple one and then make the plan to deal with it.
Get yourself out of bed tomorrow and make a start on that one problem. Don't get distracted by any of the other shit.

Yes but we're supposed to be keeping up the act.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5HdT4qB7_Q

all you need do is call him " gov'nur".
burgers like that shit

HELL YETH I'M TUSS ENOUFH

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I want to see the universe in which Miliband won.

In a way I feel sorry for him.

I was watching the news about the speaker of the house..breaking the rules..and I thought to myself.
What type of white guy would mouth off about >much sexism and racism
When he knows its completely against the rules of the house to air his own opinions and when he also knows it will make news headlines...and also that fuck all will happen to him because he can't be fired..because that would be..wait for it..
Anti Semitic
((((Bercow))))

Every single time

kek. This is how cucked we are. the speaker of the house, who was previously a Conservative, is now saying he's going to ban trump from making an address because he disagrees with a policy. Why does he want to ruin a relationship before its even taken off properly? how did leftists infiltrate the Tories. Oh wait, he's part kike, that's how.

Same here

I checked the archives some time ago and the very first mention of Jeremy Corbyn on Sup Forums was when we were speculating about defectors to UKIP from Labour, because of his anti-EU credentials

Funny old world

If you've not only seen this but actually recommend it to people, then why are you still here?
I'm pretty much ready to quit this place after that tbqh

Bercow needs to be drained from our swamp.

Why don't UK dentists offer nitrous so readily, it's not like the NHS is paying

You on the left

I remember when everybody was going on about how far-left he is and how he's Red Ed and etc. just because he was a Democratic Socialist in name rather than a Social Democrat/Blairite, even though he was essentially a Blairite anyway.

The media and Conservative campaign against him was completely disgraceful.

What was it? Therapy?

FUCKING KIKE

HOW CAN THIS MAN CONSIDER HIMSELF TO BE RIGHT-WING?

WHAT A FUCKING SELFISH JEW CUNT RUINING BRITAIN YET AGAIN

Does Bercow have any type of jurisdiction to ban people from speaking the house if they're invited by the Queen?

I don't know a lot about the Speakers position, so sorry if this sounds retarded

>When yktd doesn't reply for 6.2 minutes because he is positioning a towel to block the light from his computer from coming under the door, as his dad shouts at him every night for staying up late

>11:50
>Late

How's Year 10 lad

I'm quitting after I go to sleep. I've slowly been getting sick of Sup Forums and watching that again was the final nail in the coffin. This website has ruined my life.

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It's virtually ceremonial. If he kicks off they will just replace him.


I don't really like his style much, he keeps talking too much.

>when YMCA doesn't use biased polls as evidence for 4/10ths of an episode of emmerdale because his mummy is being fucked in the next room and he has to make earplugs out of his naval fluff

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You have no idea how amazing estrogen feels lads

You have to try it

All your hate and anger washes away, and you become giddy, sensitive and emotional.

It's the most amazing drug ever made.

As if. Med review with a gp.

>still taking them?
>still doing fuck-all?
>nice, see you in 6 months

I miss ed, such a simpler time

When the Lib Dems were a thing

I totally forgot about the lib dems

Milkman Cometh

Hate is my drug.

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>the speaker of the house, who was previously a Conservative
He never really was, and that's the problem. The modern Tory party is right-leaning at best.

if someone took a picture of me answering the door in my skivs I'd be happy if it looked that good desu

It was mine too. But then I let the matrix take away the redpill

It's bliss lad.

What happened to being considerate of the environment? I miss that phase

I expect what's happening with Germany's politics now to repeat itself a little in Britain come 2020

>Labour overtake the Tories in one poll
>CORBYN ON EDGE OF SHOCK ELECTION VICTORY - HOW WILL THE COUNTRY COPE WITH THE LOONY LEFT IN POWER?
>UKIP support drops to 7%

>tfw no pudgy, hardly-attractive, feminist gf to snuggle with while we argue over politics and I complete my Margaret Thatcher colouring book

>thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2017/02/01/happens-youre-feminist-fall-love-trump-supporter-20002

That lefty vermin needs some sorting out

She's like a hot troll or something with that nose.

She's such a weird combination of hot and not.

>UK Housing Crisis: Half of All New Homes Will Go to Migrants
>Almost half of all new houses built in the UK over the next five years will go to migrants, meaning an extra home will need to be constructed every five minutes.
>The extra 5.3 million new properties are needed as the UK’s population continues to boom. Up to 2.4 million houses will go to migrants, the Department for Communities and Local Government claimed.
>The figures were presented to the House of Lords in response to a question put by Lord Green of Deddington, Chairman of Migration Watch, which campaigns for lower levels of migration.
>Lord Green told the Upper House: “To put the point slightly more dramatically, that would mean building a new home every five minutes night and day, for new arrivals until such a time as we can get those numbers down.
>“I know there is a strong view in the House that there is a lot to be said for migration. All I am pointing out is that there are also costs.”
>Migration Watch also points out that the projections are lower than actual net migration numbers, and any new immigration controls are likely to be phased in after Brexit. Migration numbers could take years to fall, therefore.
>The thinktank also claims on their website, that “Official Labour Force Survey data shows that over the last ten years 90 per cent of the additional households created in England were headed by a person born outside the UK.”
>In London, it is claimed, “in the last ten years, all of the additional households have been headed up by someone born overseas”.

>I had to tell my ex-miner dad that my new boyfriend has a poster of dear Maggie Thatcher on his bedroom wall

Why did she have to tell him that?

Answer: She is a freak that wants to fuck her father but can only express it by telling him about her and her boyfriend's private bedroom habits in the hope that he'll get jealous and fuck her


The absolute STATE of these fucking mental bints

>trying to analyse anything based on what those poor cunts do

The gentlemanly thing to do would be just looking away

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I would have slapped him if I were there, but are Nige looks like he just laughs that shit off all the time.

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daily mail about to get BTFO

Has Bane/CIA been killed by the Alt-Right r/The_Donald types on wider Sup Forums yet?

Just saw this posted on wider/pol/ in response to John Bercow banning Bzplmunfpf from Parliament

Read it and weep