/BRAZIL/ GENERAL: BEM-VINDO EDITION

Brazilanons report! What's happening down there?

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i thought they had strict gun laws?

youtube.com/watch?v=_xN63HDzOg0

I live very far from there, my State is rich af so nothing will happen here.

Just one of our Detroits have no funds to pay for police and anarchy happened.

We do and surprisingly, there is a massive black market for firearms.

nothing.
t. middle of fucking nowhere

COMFY AF

The melting pots of culture states are riled up again.

Is South Brazil really white , civilised and wealthy?

What city is this going down in?

We do, and we don't
See, in Brasil laws only affect people who obey it anyway, if you live in the ghetto(favelas) laws and the state do not reach you, and everyone knows it, and surprisingly, everyone actually expects government to do nothing about it.
This multicultural shithole clusterfuck shouldn't be called a country, Brasil is more like a borderless region of the world where several cultures clash and move freely, and one is not expected to respect and regulate the others.
So gun control laws only apply for people who care about the law, i.e. the whites (inb4 brasil white meme). Niggers and mixed and white trash do not care for fuck about any law at all.

Laws only work for lawful people

>white
Sort of.

>civilised and wealthy
Top kek

A couple notches below Belgium I'd say.

Is this /luso/:Sup Forums edition? Are we also full of 55fags?

>White
>Brazil

No, they're savage uneducated whites.
The educated ones are SJWs.

No way here man

Social chaos becouse of leftist social movements demanding the end of the ENTIRE police.

AFF TÁ TUDO EM INGLÊS
O mijo está aqui, mas a nau também.

No. We have a white majority (like 80%)
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_de_unidades_federativas_do_Brasil_por_porcentagem_de_raça

But since the federal gorverment funels our money to notheast we keep getting fucked.

Even so, we are doing way better than all of them except for São Paulo

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_de_unidades_federativas_do_Brasil_por_IDH

hue bros, you should do a meetup, buy guns and start a right wing death squad. go to town on those niggers in spirito santo. like whose going to stop you?

>implying overweight autists stand a chance against professional thugs

>What's happening down there?

not much really, just we are having the literal PURGE in the state of espirito santo

police went on strike in the middle of a national drug faction war

50+ dead, army is on the streets right now

regular day in the life of a brazilian

thesun.co.uk/news/2799002/lawless-brazil-looted-burnt-bodies-cops-strike/

>do a meetup
5 polacks with 30-40 old weapons and barely any ammo

>go to town on those niggers in Espirito santo
more than 1200 kms from here

Why leave my /comfy/ house in São Paulo, meet up with autistic fedoralords from Sup Forums.org/r/the_donald and risk my life to prevent niggers from killing each other? Let them have their way.

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Yeah it will be just like HWNDU except the season finale will involve us getting torched alive and the videos being posted everywhere.

I never leave my house but i can't wait until Bolsonaro is president so i can have a fucking cheap FAL

Is this why so many Brazilians are anarcho-capitalists compared to pretty much every other country except maybe America?

welp, i tried

Sup Forums is a contrarian board and all mainstream Brazilian media and politics are massive "statists".

Rio Grande do Sul tem que ser gaseificado

This sounds like Africa.

ARMY GETTING ON THE ROADS

twitter.com/lucaomendanha/status/828735733884133376

Just Grande Porto Alegre

Anyone else living the NEET life? I haven't left my house in 4 months

MORE ARMY VIDEOS

twitter.com/enpobre/status/828733189581574145

Brazil is a lesson to the whole world, especially to you burgers. We imported slaves there but they're the ones who screwed up by not sending them back to Africa when it was acceptable to do so. That's what we did (we sent them to Brazil) after we outlawed slavery in continental Portugal in 1761.

google gisele bundchen

she's a 7/10 in santa catarina, everybody is white and beautiful there

I do want to move as soon as I'm adequate to work as a subsea welder. Still a few years to go, though.
I'm willing to move anywhere. I hope the countries in the Pacific are game for that field. Can't way to get me some jungle asian poosy

Just follow in America's footsteps senpai, BTFO the government and you'll go from 3rd world craphole to 1st world NAPhole in no time.

WHO /PLAN S/ HERE?

5 years

not a good life

How does one do this?

Can someone please explain me how giving, all good citizens, guns will help the situation?
If all citizens have guns, that means there's just more guns to use for the gangs since good citizens don't just shoot anyone they see.
Houses will literally be raided for weapons. Fighting fire with fire doesn't really work.

I just want some proper arguments to why it would help. I really want to think otherwise.

Basically.
If you want to understand HUEland start by not looking at it like a country as a whole, instead, look at it more like if the European Union becomes a thing. Several little countries with different cultures and interests bound by a federal government, language and national borders. Other than that, there is absolutely nothing else that binds Brazilians together, we basically hate each other as much as anyone hates each other in any place multiple cultures meet. There's no nationalism here because we have a country, but not a nation.
TL,DR: Ancap attracts HUEs because it's actually the only ideology that seems plausible on such a multicultural place where neither socialism nor traditional capitalism seems to work.

>We imported slaves there but they're the ones who screwed up by not sending them back to Africa when it was acceptable to do so.

PR and SC are great.
RS is our California

REMINDER THAT MEDIA IS DOWN-PLAYING THE CHAOS TO AVOID INCREASING THE CHANCES OF THIS MAN WINNING IN 2018

I envy you m9

One day I'll leave the city jungle and buy a dozen of hectares

The states with a higher number on this map are the blackest ones.

forgot pic

Right now only the criminals have guns user, which means they can go house to house killing whomever they like because they know there will be no resistance. Put guns in the hands of everyone, and sure, the criminals still have guns, but so do the civilians, and now the criminals are much more likely to get shot if they attempt to hurt the innocent.

There's also the fact that there isn't a single solitary statistic supporting gun control that stands up to scrutiny.

Houses are getting raided anyway retard, would you rather have a gun or have no gun when they find your sister in her room?

I love the Netherlands but every now and then one of you will make such an unbelievably retarded post.

right here with u

There are a lot of niggers here too. Not true.

I wish.

Living in Brasília feels like the Soviet Union desu. Everyone either works for the government or dream of working for the government.

I feel you, bro.
I'm in the eye of the hurricane rn. We simply can't do shit because the government grabbed our guns more than a decade ago. People who keep illegal firearms for self-defense are more content keeping them inside, as a last resort if their home gets broken in. There are so many niggers preying behind every trash can outside and you can never tell which one will ignore you and which one will kill you on sight.

This is retarded, a nigger will invade a house anyway theres no stopping him, why wouldn't you want to have a gun in this situation? Oh my house got rraided and my family raped and murdered but atleast that thug won't have more guns!

>BTFO the government
Pretty much half of the country is employed by the government, and the other half is poor as fuck.

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!
And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!

they are your servants though, like it should be, here in sao paulo they think they are people

some fags in espirito santo are killing themselves?


good fucking riddance

Aquafresh, you got this shit wrong.
Here is why: if you can buy an AK-47 at any drugdealer's barraco in the favela for about 500,00 reais or some shit you just robbed like a PS4 or something, why would you risk entering a civilian home, who is armed, to try and steal a .38 or something. It's just plain dangerous.
Besides that, the average brazilian would shoot you on site for no good reason just for shits and giggles, let alone if you are a nigger trying to steal his weapons.
On top of all that, we already have a shit ton of guns in peoples houses, gun ownership is actually pretty high in São Paulo where i live, and believe me, we know how to shoot and are itching for the chance to do so.

>I love the Netherlands but every now and then one of you will make such an unbelievably retarded post.
Sorry man. It's probably the fact that most dutch people will never see a gun in their lives. We can't think of a situation where a standard dutch citizen would need a gun for therefore we don't think about needing them. Which results in a different way of thinking. Thats why I said:
>I really want to think otherwise.
Maybe in 10-20 years our opinions will change.

How to say 'The Purge' in Huehue language?

Fuck this is depressing

I feel sad. There's no country that really espouses freedom anymore. Sure, we have Donald Trump right now, but in 4-8 years we'll likely see another liberal take his place, and then what? The march of authoritarianism continues on, rights get trampled and dissidents suppressed, all with the delicious irony of our opponents thinking they are destroying the "fascists".

He's right

Castrated cattle you dutchfags are.

Such a stupid city

>a bridge built over an artificial lake
>people have to take a bus/car/taxi to get to the bakery and buy bread

communists are so brilliant huh

Is that the new Imbel a2?

>Maybe in 10-20 years our opinions will change.
They will, along with everything else.

I guess you're right.
Shows how different thought processes can be in different countries.

You wanted your independence, you got it.

Using England, we could have probably memed something like "These people deserve their right of self-determination and, thus, to go back to their homeland where they can prosper, govern themselves and grow." in the world stage.

I tried, still here...

"O expurgo"

nice info thx

It's pretty comfy nonetheless.

Never forget guys

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Guns are very expensive here. How much is a decent gun in America? I'd like to have a Desert Eagle.

thanks

In an ideal society, I'd say noone would need guns and you are probably much closer to an ideal society than we are.

Com o que vocês trabalham(lel) negros?

Switzerland is much closer to an ideal society than they are.

south Brazil independence when?

its useless here
ammo is expensive and exquisite
the kick is 2heavy4u
it's loud as fuck


something like a 9mm / .45 would be better and a not memegun

Shit is still going down? Everything looks fire where I am

checked, but never, let's face it

I want something cool bro. :(

Yup, brasil is not a simple matter to define, as i have been saying for the last posts, this place is a self contained universe, immune to simplifications if one wants to get a grasp at what can and does happens here.
BTW fuck your embassy in São Paulo man, they denied my dual citizenship even though my grandfather was born in the Netherlands, but my father failed to pay some stupid tax when he was young to get his dual so now i'm stuck in HUEland 4ever =(

desert eagle is expensive everyone

maybe you're just poor, that's the problem

>brings up something that has nothing to do with it.
Okay. You sound upset user.

The same day São Paulo goes to shit and becomes Rio 2.0. If we don't secede, this means S O O N.

how do you even get something to eat???

user, you should know that even if you allowed all the guns, from pistols to machine guns to tanks, you would not see an increase in crime or murder. Basically, your gun laws are pointless.

You've probably never had Dutch food though.

one day... one day...

the idea that a disarmed society is the ideal society is communist bullshit
switzerland is just a great example, best country in the world and every men is taught how to use a rifle, meanwhile you guys get overrun by Ahmed and Abdul

Fag, go to cucknada, they think we are all Jamals ready to fuck their white wymin so they accept us.

then how come you have so many school shootings compared to any other 1st world country?
>checkmate?
Also, checked.