>“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern after he complimented her look. “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.'”
Despair is a very effective weight loss trick. Seriously, just murder a fat lady's kitten before her very eyes and next thing you know she's a supermodel.
Joseph Cox
Who's this slut?
Thomas Allen
hahaha she needed to find an excuse to lose weight
Jason Adams
>“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” I was hoping it was bowel cancer.
Brayden Collins
The Don helping even his most vile leftard enemies
is there anything the man can't do?
Liam Reed
So Donald Trump is solving the obesity problem too? Not one of his campaign promises, but it's a pleasant surprise nonetheless. Very impressive.
Chase King
Deena Lunham
Creator of the hit Showtime series, GALS
Connor Wright
Hahahaha yóull always be a bitch, Lena Dunham
Ryan Taylor
Imma feed that rectally with concentrated protein.