26 years old

>26 years old
>make $5,600,000k/year as chef at Wendys
>everyone else my age and most Sup Forums users are making 16-35k, have roommates, are single with depression
who else /totalsuccess/ here?

>$5,600,000,000 a year

Seems a little high for a chef at Wendy's

You mean a little low. OP is a slacker. I bet he's not even 7', fucking manlets.

6'8" ripped sex god here with a 17" dick FLACCID (biggest in my entire friend group). Alpha fux Beta bux, little guy.

Do you make big cums?

>Chef at Wendy's
>Chef
>Wendy's

That really was a nice post, user. Unfortunately, I can’t be bothered to dignify it. Why, you may ask? Well, I must inform you that in the span of glancing at your post, I have ejaculated about five times to a rather enthralling hentai called ‘Emergence’. The way the hentai depicts the gradual process of a virgin becoming a cum dumpster really made me erect. Hell, I haven’t gotten that aroused since Anton Yelchin’s death. Anyways, this girl gets raped by her drunk father and has sex with all the boys at school. Now, these parts were perfectly fappable, but the real fun starts when she gets bullied and ostracised from her class. Her downward spiral of drugs and prostitution eventually leads to her becoming a mere shadow of a human being. In her last dying moments as a pregnant prostitute, she dreams of a future with her (would be) daughter. Instead of getting to live that future, she dies alone in a cold room. I swear that last scene will always bring me to ecstasy. Now, if you really want to get my attention, you must commit yourself to reading such refined works as I do. Only then can I consider you my intellectual equal.

$5.6 billion as a Wendy's cook. That statement is why.

is that an eva reference

His last supper was rice and a protein shake

That ripped Korean Jesus pic always gets me

Canadian shitpost of the century

Who here has a job that makes more than 30k a yr with the most freedom?
Im about to quit my job and live in my car while I go back to school. 20 atm, will be 21 then. I have 12k saved up.
My plan is to put up my number at the church for handyman services ( you know repair fences, lights, plumbing for old people etc) and on the side buy any old dremel set and sell wood carvings.
I really fucking hate jobs that require me at given times. I just want to be able to chose when to work.
Pic not related.
>I speak and read German at maybe a 3rd grade level atm. Could probably get that up to 6-7 grade in a month or two
What do?

It would be pretty pathetic if someone was under 7'. Girls won't even look at anyone under 9'. I don't think there's anyone as short as you're suggesting, though.

>tfw to smart for "money" or "the
Bogpill"

you have no idea what my eyes have gazed upon, I am A S C E N D E D

7' is manlet tier, man starts at 8'11"

>tfw I'm only 6 1/2 feet tall and am only a master chef at taco bell
kill me now

lurk more newfaggots

its actually called Wendell's now

a teacher committed suicide because of this post.

23y, 3,8k/eur before tax/ month, i think myself as success!

i get more than others in my age

+
good looking guy
wide shoulders
beard is great
smarter than average

- (as 'minus')
relatively small penis
premature ejaculation
asshole
dont respect women( this is plus on pol, but in real life its a sad thing)

My local Wendys is all mexicans. I wanted to work their but it seems pretty shit.

then you have to find a job where you can work remote i guess?

Maybe a programmer/coder or something like that? E-commerce or customer support maybe?

Is diamonds? Is make big cum? Mmm

Me bro

>28
>airline pilot
>50k in the bank and 160k in investments
>2 cars, 2 motorcycles
>studio apartment
>girlfriend
Living the dream

>I wanted to work their
yep. you seem like wendy's material

wow, did u inherit those savings?
i dont know how cheap it is in america but here that is technically impossible

>20
>mathematician
>300k starting

28 and I make almost £2600 a month if that's any good. It pays the bills and I only work 7 shifts a fortnight.

Do pilots make a lot? Where are you located cause we have crazy taxes in NYC

Inherit? No? I'm an airline pilot....

Why is it impossible there

Ya man pilots can top out at like 320-350k a year at the right airlines

I'm in Detroit but probably based in nyc soon

NYC is good but the taxes blow, lots of cool people though

check out soho forum or nyc junto for based people

>Chef

Well I'd pay my state taxes cuz that's where I'll be living

Yeah? Where are those places? I've really only been to Chink town in Queens and over by jfk in Jamaica

taxation. how much did you do after 23 y?
you were pilot before? explain yourself
now that im running the numbers, i still cant see it

im really jealous

Amazing shitposting, you are a shining gem among your fellow leafs, bravo!

It's just like a meeting thing about right wing economics and stuff more based people less libs

also try LIC market for best breakfast, peter luger best steak

is this ebin new copypasta?

>leaf posting

its 2017, he has to.....